Jenna Jameson writes-
Twins!!!!!!
Current mood: ecstatic
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said "I’m the luckiest man on earth… thank you for having my babies". I cried.
i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered… but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don’t think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness… It doesnt matter what they say!
I love all of you!
JJ
Hi sweety, Congrats on the twins!! My bestest friend Mona is a twin mommy, get sleep while you can, the good thing with twins is that they amuse each other unlike the little wrecking ball upstairs trying to dismantle the TV. Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have a glass of wine occasionally, especially if you can’t sleep in your third trimester. I just now figured out my space and will friend request you, so if you have any questions, you can email, your about to get a lot of well meaning advice from everyone and their mom, and that’s gonna drive you nuts. My advice is that Huggies rock, and you should still be able to breast feed even with implants.
>>Sounds like she needed FERTILITY DRUGS from all the ‘ovary-rattling’ in her life!<<
I think Tito is now in the running for quote of the year.
Kudos, Jenna!
“I’m the luckiest man on earth… thank you for having my babies”.
The emphasis in on MY…..
I hope Jenna Jameson’s children turn out to be one dead baby and one retard, or a pair of freaky conjoined twins.
i’d like to introduce the concept of forced sterilization into the mainstream american political landscape. it could be a hot-button wedge issue for this year’s election. surely we can all agree that a brutish, von dutch, tribal tattoo, idiot and a repugnant dyke shouldn’t be having any kids.
notable quotes:
“thank you for having my babies”… i guess if there’s ever a divorce we know who intends to have custody
“I love all of you!” – i doubt she’s saying that to chip love or the colonel
“I have officially gained 7 pounds so far”.. how many pounds does she need to gain until she’s back at normal body weight?
OK Colonel Sanders, just because you ate your twin for lunch with some hot sauce, doesn’t mean you can hope for babies with all your problems, your lonely aren’t you? Ain’t no thing like a chicken wing, baby.
Jenna’s lucky she can afford nannies, I get to twist my son myself, You can’t pick your parents!!
Ruby, I don’t have to lower myself to your level and waste my time talking to you, a dumb aging prostitute who thinks with her rancid cunt instead of her brain and must suck stranger’s cocks to feed her child and support her pimp of a husband, and the worst thing about you is that you’re so full of shit, you live in denial, you try to convince yourself that you like and enjoy your filthy, miserable, shameful and meaningless existence, and you expect the others to believe that, too. Maybe you can pull it off with some desperate fucking pricks, but not with me. I know your kind, you’re a fucking loser, whether you have the guts to admit it or not. Go fuck yourself.
Missed me did you?
Things are back to normal in LIB.
Ruby, we should get together sometimes, two pshychopathic fuckers, I can’t be satisfied, and you can’t be insulted, it’s a match made in heaven. The truth is that we’re all in this together, I’m a smut peddling pervert and a pornographer, and if this occupation by it’s nature makes someone a loser, then I’m a fucking loser, too, I’m not any better or worst or different from anybody else in the sex industry, but that’s alright. With all said and done, I love you anyway. You’re a strong woman.
Gotcha! Wait till you see the perverse website I’m coming up with. You’re not a psychopath, you’re a Curmudgon, and I’m a Nymphomaniac, I enjoy our sparring as well.