“He became a Fry Cook, er, Porn Agent” Bad Ass Frank

Bad Ass Frank writes-

I was so close to becoming a television comedy writer that I could taste it, and it tasted good, like cake. Only they wanted me to do most of the baking. I just wanted to eat the fucking cake. So I did what any self-lack-of-respecting person would do, I became a fry cook, er, porn agent. From a meeting at Creative Artists Agency to a drunken night at Porn Star Karaoke, it only took me five shots, 8 beers, two pornstars and an empty bank account to change career paths. At the time it seemed like a great decision. Instead of the possibility of one day winning an Emmy, I was guaranteed to get gonorrhea. I’ll take a guarantee over a possibility any day of the week.

It’s been fourteen days since I posted the first excerpt from my upcoming book, ‘Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy – An Insider’s Tale of Sex, Love, and Paranoid Schizophrenia in the Adult Industry’. As promised, I’ll be posting a taste of each chapter every other Monday until the book is published, currently scheduled for February 2009. For your reading, wheezing, and masturbatory pleasure, I give you a sample from chapter 2, ‘CAA to PSK’, posted now exclusively at www.badassfrank.com.

I can be contacted for quotes, interviews, arguments, derision, scorn, bitterness, financial remuneration, or sexual favors at my website.

 Bad Ass Frank
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