From Al’s Blog at algoldstein.booble.com/
I have eaten 7000 pussies in my lifetime. As publisher of SCREW, tahe availabiltiy of fresh (and rancid) pussy was like Chinese takeout. After a while, it all tastes the same.
With Linnea Quigley (see photos below) I gave up eating her pussy. I was bored with her labia, mons veneris, flappy lips, clitoris(es), wet gooey juicy pussy. I started eating her ssshole because it was new to me. Like a new flavor at Baskin Robbins. (I always need to compare my life to food – I am skinny on the outside, but on theinside I’m still a fat hungry Jew).
Her ass tasted like copper pennies. Don’t knwo why, but it was a clean taste, a unique delicate taste.
Are there any old Jewish cunts out there who would like me to savor their ani (that’s plural of "anus" for your fucking morons!) I heard that Brighton Beach is replete with available Russian Jews who love sex . . .It was the only thing that they could get for free and in the privacy of their homes during the Soviet days. If any of you cocksuckers hook me up with a hot Russian babe, I will blow you in Macy’s window on a Tuesday afternoon.
Lastly, I am back on my feet and feeling much better now that I have been to the VA to see my shrink. He keeps me balanced with the right drugs and I feel better.
I am suing my fucking dentist who ripped me off and took thousands from me without providing me with the right teeth. He promised me the world and all I wound up with is a cheap set of choppers (straight out a gag shop . . the ones you wind up and they clack-clack- clack).
Until the next blog
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And now he’s just a pathetic old ugly loser….
7000 pussies huh? You paid for each and every last one of them. This explains why you are broke and living in a shit hole begging for change.
The only people that can brag about how many women they fucked are sports stars and musicians. This is because the women fucked these guys for free and for the guys being who they are.
If any money changed hands then you are simply a trick and if you are HIRED male talent in the porn biz then you are a TOOL. Notice the word ‘HIRED’ this is because there are alot of tricks in the porn biz that like to book girls for POV websites that no one has ever heard of. Theres a chubby guy in west LA named Ty Endicott who likes to think of himself as a producer but he is not. He is a trick paying for pussy. He knows it.
Thank God mine wasn’t one of them!!! Al, write your autobiography, that ought to make you a little money.