…Two days ago, I thought I had a heart attack. I was taken to Jamaica Hospital (a cesspool that would shame a mange-ridden street rat if it were taken there). The doctors are actually professional and seem to have received their medical degrees from accredited schools, but the fucking place is a Dickensian nightmare. Old whores with sores, toothless crack heads in urine-soaked pants . . .people just like me!
They checked me out and discharged me. It seems as though I am suffering from an aversion to loneliness. I haven’t gotten laid in over three years. I am broke. My cock sucking son stole from me and has abandoned me once again. My cunt wives took what they could grab (all 5 of them, especially the last Gypsy cunt who picked the flesh off me like a ravenous vulture). I am on 15 different medications, all of which cause me to be delusional, nauseous, and suicidal. I am too much of a wimp to kill myself. I am just waiting to die.
My lawyer, Charles, called me dozens of times upon my return from the Snake Pit. He thought I bit the dust. If it weren’t for him, I would just evaporate. He cares about me and has resuscitated my life on a number of occasions. He gave me the number to get Food Stamps. He also told me that I should qualify for Section 8 housing (that’s what they offer to those people in this country who are living just above the same standard of a Calcutta Untouchable)…
From what I understand you need to live in a shelter for a couple years before you qualify for Section 8…
AL get off your ass!!!
I’m trying to feel bad for him, but I can’t. I guess saving for retirement never crossed this fool’s mind…
The proud result of a illustrious porn career.
Al, you wouldn’t be on 15 meds if you weren’t so fat, so get off your ass, get down off the cross, someone else needs the wood.
LIB needs to have more of Al Goldstein on this site.
Al is a good guy, he’s a flawed human being who made mistakes, and those mistakes got him where he is today. Come to think of it, everybody could see this coming, except for Al himself; but he’s a good guy. However, for better or worst, he never had the ability to sell himself out like Bill Margold and Paul Fishbein did. That has always been his blessing and his curse, but I love him just the way he is, I know many people do.
Any idiot who gets married FIVE FUCKING TIMES gets what they deserve…
I agree that Al’s a good guy, Al also knows I’ll give it to him straight.
I always want to stand up for someone that has gone to jail for first amendment rights. But AL seems to have gone to jail for stubborness and stupidity. He says and does things that get him sued, and instead of backing down, he goes farther and loses. He was a huge asshole for many years when he was on top, and now he is a huge asshole that likes to whine about how bad he has it. Meanwhile Penn Jillette is paying for his apartment and he has a lawyer taking care of him.
I want to like him but has he ever done anything diabolical like Max Hardcore type of crap? I don’t know that much about him yet.
Years ago I read an article on him that he was poor, selling bagels, and living in a basement with one of his wives.
He was more like a 70s goofball who was pushing the envelope in sexual freedom of expression.
The only thing is bad taste other that insulting a lot of people in Screw magazine as the “Ding, dong, the bitch is dead” (if I recall was him).
Fuck him. Let him rot in his own filth. Most guys that are married multiple times are complete losers(Larry King, Donald Trump etc etc).
Its a sign that they can not compromise and put themselves above anyone else. It means they are not a team player.
Treating whores like whores and talking shit is fine but any true player knows never to marry a whore and once you do get married you need to stay married because its always cheaper to keep her. If you really love your wife she is gonna know things about you that you wouldnt want anyone else to know and divorcing her just gives her reason hurt you.
Ruby says he is a good guy. I can only assume she is saying that because when he DID have money he bought some pussy from her. Oops, I mean he rented her pussy.
Maybe if he wouldnt have rented/bought so much pussy he wouldnt be living in a gutter.
He is a Jew, he knows he is supposed to save money.
Lets look at the big picture about Al Goldstein.
– 5 ex-wives hate him
– his own son hates him
– he is broke
– he used his magazine to berate people he didnt like
– he spent his money on pussy and drugs
– is mad that people arent doing anything for him
– equates himself to the lowest of the Indian caste
I could keep going but its not worth it. Al, do everyone a favor and kill yourself. You are a worthless piece of shit using up valuable oxygen and taking up space. Killing yourself would be the only worthless and decent thing you have done your entire life.