RON SAYS-
Everyone knows that I love a good party but I love a good photo op even more.
Couldn’t have asked for more in Philly on Saturday night where HotMovies.com was nice enough to have me out for their big 100 Grand Gala. About a thousand of HotMovies’ close friends, employees and affiliates packed into Transit Night club to celebrate the addition of the site’s 100,000th movie. This makes them the Alexandria of Porn, The Jupiter of smut and the Babe Ruth of boobs.
As far as celebrity schmoozing goes; they did good. I flew in with Flower Tucci, can’t ask for better company on a plane, and the pick up at the airport was slick (intern with a Beamer). James took us out for dinner to pre-game for an open bar. I call that decadent, Evie Delatosso and Jenaveve Jolie called it preparedness. I had one drink and started dozing at the table. Jet lag, I swear I’m not slowing down, I can still hang.
When we got to the club I fulfilled my duties as host and then got lost in the crowds. I like wandering around, taking pictures with people and signing boobs. I make a little game of it; see how many tits I can grope in an hour and then try to top it.
The Green Room was cool (excellent wings) and I’m pretty sure the line outside the bathroom wasn’t to pee. The art exhibition in the downstairs bar was super classy, too. PornSaints rolled out some gorgeous portraits of the hottest ladies in porn. I gave some quotes, signed more boobs and made out with one of the artists. The only thing sexier than a artist is a talented artist.
The only wrinkle in the whole evening was poor Evie lost her shoes. Then, while we were looking around for them, she lost her phone. I hate losing my phone, I know it’s no big deal but you might as well cut out a guy’s tongue; I’m cut off from the world. It was a nice phone, too, I won’t pretend to know the brand but it was all slidey like the Matrix.
Anyway, good times. Everyone keeps talking about the 200,000th Movie Party but I’m tapped. I need a chance to recover first. Call me back when you reach a million.
Great! Big fat has been porn Hedgehog blogs the most boring and unimportant about a party in..gasp..Philly! And WOW! Signing boobs at age 60, what an achievement by an overcalorie ridden sloth. SHOCKED to hear he falls asleep at the table. Take a hint of advice from me RJ: Lay off the Wings and snacky smores JUST A LITTLE BIT or you’ll be Porn’s next Orson Welles…as in the underground version.
“All slidey like The Matrix”. Hehe. I’ll start describing my phone like that. Hint: to find a lost cell phone, try calling it from another phone. If it’s not on vibracall, it’s usually nearer than we think. I do that all the time, since my “Slidey like The Matrix” phone keeps disappearing on the hidden crevices of my own room.
But the ever important question:
Did he raped Ginger Lynn and some other girls? I have never seen a clear answer.
Honestly, I’d rather watch Ron fuck than read these bulletins; it’s less nauseating. (No offense.)
Why is Ron still even doing this , hes old enough to be a grandfather to these women
I remember seeing Ron on reality TV , Thought Vanilla Ice was gonna bust him in the mouth lol
Some of you guys might not like Mr. Hyatt, but I am willing to bet that any of you would trade your pathetic lives for his in a heart beat. Gotta agree with Steele’s earlier post on this thread.
Ron is always interesting and intelligent. And a lot of fun.
Especially at a party signing boobs.
Also, formerindustrygal asked “Why is Ron still even doing this , hes old enough to be a grandfather to these women”.
You are fucking kidding, right?
why do you think I am ?
Money and sex, that is why. You do not need a rocket scientist to figure that out.
I was joking jeeesh , I dont care what he does lol