NL-What a great spin on a cost cutting measure. Whoever wrote this should be in politics! Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s a terrific idea and benefits everyone; the company and the employees, and say this with a straight face, the ENVIRONMENT! j/k Brilliant plan.
HUSTLER is pleased to announce the launch of an Alternative Workweek Schedule. All of the employees who work at the main LFP, Inc. offices, located at 8484 Wilshire Boulevard, Beverly Hills, California, will be participating. Employees will work on a new schedule of an additional 50 minutes each day, which, in return for the additional time, will allow them to have every other Friday off.
“With gas prices soaring and many of our employees traveling long distances to get to work, we thought that it would be a great idea to offer our employees an alternative workweek schedule,” said Michael H. Klein, President of LFP, Inc. “Not only will it cut down the costs of travel for employees, who in essence will have an additional month off per year when you add up all the Fridays that they don’t have to work, but it will also reduce operating costs at the 8484 Wilshire Boulevard building.”
Effective August 11, 2008, business hours will be Monday through Friday, 8:30 a.m. – 5:50 p.m. LFP offices will be closed Friday, August 15, 2008, followed by every other Friday thereafter.
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Several companies and universities are already going the way of a 4 day week. LFP’s approach is interesting with its alternative 5 day/4 day week. Either way it makes the days longer and lousier, but the weekend longer, which employees will definitely need after having worked 9 to 10 hours per day. We should all just boycott the oil companies because their prices are artificially inflated and done purely for greed and no other reason. They’re laughing at us the same as XPT laughs at it’s chosen “losers”. Public transit, carpooling, bicycling (excercise is good too, especially since most Americans are obese), moped’s which don’t require much gas, fuel alternatives, etc. Fight the Evil Empire! We’re not only fucking foreign countries we conquor in the name of “freedom” but we’re fucking ourselves. Like George Carlin said in his latter days, the red white and blue is the color of the dildo being jammed up our ass!
LFP the American Icon is being deposed by the Canadian owned Brazzers. How on earth can this be? Has American know how and ingenuity taken a back seat to the rest of world? Larry why would you let your empire collapse? There is still time to make a comeback.
The number of people visiting a site.
penthouse.com 1,048,993 -14.9%
hustler.com 434,509 -13.3%
brazzers.com 11,469,700 +5925.8%
Why does one do so much better than the others? Have some companies just decided they can’t compeat?
Larry said it himself at the first of the year – “By this time next year, half the porn companies will be out of business”. He’ll survive but that fancy schmancy iconic building of his might belong to someone else.