The Hollywood Reporter claims that Traci Lords is returning to the subject matter that made her infamous. Lords has joined the cast of the latest Kevin Smith movie entitled, "Zack & Miri Make a Porno". According to the article the movie is about two friends (Zack and Mini) attempting to make a porn movie in order to earn quick cash.
The article also mentions that adult performer Katie Morgan is set to appear in the movie, as well. The main cast appears to be Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks and Jason Mewes.
in her original movies her tits were fake, her smile was fake, her personality was fake
her squeals and moans were fake, and finally her ID was fake.
One thing has changed
Will her new movie title be
“Traci Lords Plays Soccer With Her Tits”?
I ran into a guy in Vegas who told me Katie Morgan was going to be in this movie, and I didn’t believe him. But now Jenna’s done, perhaps Katie will be the next mainstream crossover star.
There seems to be some speculation that it’s Lawrence Connor who fucks Traci Lords in this new porno.
Blah.
Her boobs aren’t fake. That’s all natural. Jesus. She started adult modeling at 14 with those boobs.
I can’t believe the entranced parrot is now posting on lukeisback.
Man, “Polly needs a dildo shoved up his ass!”. Luke, bring back the Ban a thon, with just one choice: ban the parrot.
Lets review Traci’s wonderful life story
shall we?
After carefully planning her little porn venture she made the rounds of the agencies with a fake ID a..she then made
some absolutely lifeless sex vids where she imitated a blowup sex doll to perfection..then took the money and ran leaking (somehow) the story that she was underage and a “helpless victim” etc with the end result of sending those who trusted her to jail and lifelong felony records (apology?..whats that?). She then took to the trash talk circuit always crying on cue for the cameras. Her horrible “victim” status. She hated porn..but it never stopped her from making as much money off of porn as possible.
Finally when age caught up to her and she was faced with the truly truly horrible choice of learning some sort of skill and working for a living..Traci Lords quickly chose Porn ..just as she had done 20 years ago
A truly conniving cunt even by Porn standards..and that brother is really saying something.
Well. That is what has made her a folk hero. She did porn and she outhustled porn. Not every whore can claim that.
BTW one of my fondest porn moments was seen Tracy coated from pussy to mouth in Peter North cum, liking her lips and looking at the camera. Ah those times!
Jan:
– Planning her little porn venture? She started adult modeling at 14. You make it seem like she plotted this grand scheme against the porn industry trying to take them down.
– Lifeless performances? I’ve always read and been told she was one of the greatest performers then or now. And when asked who is better, Traci or Jenna Jameson, all the longtime porn fans said Traci was far better than Jenna.
– Sharon Mitchell says she was shocked but not surprised because she herself was underage when she got into porn. Traci wasn’t and still isn’t the only one who has been underage. She’s just been the most famous and that’s why her being underage was a bigger scandal.
– She and every performer out there is a victim of the industry one way or another. The executives make millions while most live check by check. Only a handful of performers make the big money. But Traci has always said and still says no one knew how old she was and no one put a gun to her head.
– No one went to prison. A few like Jim South were put on trial but they were all acquitted. And I’ve read on different message boards that the only one who went to prison was someone who after the scandal broke took the now “child porn” and sold it.
– Traci didn’t make that much money. She said she only made about $30,000 and had a hard time explaining to the IRS where all her money went because they assumed she made a fortune. Then most of that $30,000 went towards buying drugs.
– I can name a few that have done more damage to the porn industry than Traci Lords.
A reviewer once noted Traci typically “brayed like a donkey” when getting fucked – I’ve never forgotten that comment. I wish I had an audio file of it now (would that be illegal?)- fun times would be had!!
I thought her best feature were those sloshy bullet-shaped tits.
Go ahead and quote me: Traci Lords was not a victim of porn. She was a victimizer of porn.
If The Entranced Parrot thinks Traci Lords even remotely resembles a functioning lifelike female its only because hes spent so many nights with his Blowup Suzy doll on the pillow beside him whispering what a stud he was…”Oh big boy..that was fantastic…I mean never in my life!..oh please..give me more!”
and BTW..its DOCTOR Sharoan Mitchell never forget that if you want those
industry invites to keep on coming…
Is time that Sharon, Jeanna, Christy and Tracy join Ginger and Amber in a MIlF gang bang. For remembering good times shake.
But Ginger Lynn should direct the Tracy scenes and pick up the studs.
The two biggest females in porn known to the masses are T Lords and Jenna. Get over it. Everyone knows those names even if they dont know much about porn.
Sometimes bad press is good press.
runninwiththedevil wrote:
The two biggest females in porn known to the masses are T Lords and Jenna. Get over it. Everyone knows those names even if they dont know much about porn.
Sometimes bad press is good press.
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Include Ginger and more recently Mary Carey into that too. But most know Jenna from the tabloids and how hideous she looks now.