Can someone tell Craig Valentine that pro wrestling hasn’t been interesting, hip, profitable, or of any general value in about 8 years, if ever. Thanks.
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Hey look what happened to Eddie Van Halen’s backyard!
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-watermain11dec11,1,6638789.story?ctrack=1&cset=true
“The Hammer” is still around? Man, who stays around longer, old wrestlers or old porn stars. Problem is that I would probably want to watch a scene featuring Kay Parker or Honey Wilder as they are now. Seka? I saw her recently and I would say no. And I would welcome a Marilyn Chambers comeback. I like older broads as much as the younger ones.
I rather watch an old MC Hammer video
(Btw, I was referring to pro/ho wrestling, not necessarily vintage porn.)
That’s Greg Valentine — not Craig (aka John Anthony Wisniski Jr.). Don’t you fuck heads know your wrestling!
I feel sorry for anyone who is a connoisseur of “professional wrestling”. It’s got to be stupidest form of entertainment ever in history.
Please don’t forget that it was Lord Athol Layton who described professonal wrestling as, “exhibition of strength and science”.
Did you expect him to say of his “sport” that its “soap opera for inbreds” or “Warning: viewers with an IQ over 75 are strongly discouraged”?
He was in a flick titled “I like to hurt people”, the very theme our pioneer poon journalist Luke started, which has been emulated by many masturbating misanthropes ever since.
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Not that it matters much but as a child I loved wrestling and yes I am reasonably smart, have all my teeth and no tattoos! I even managed to put up two university degrees along the way! One in Economics and one in accounting.
JM, relax please. It was a joke.
They should have a university of pro- wrestling. Learn the fine art of acting, costume wearing and standing there dumbstruck so opponents can jump on you by leaping or bounce-running off the ropes. Learn how to never block or step out of the way… I don’t know… I guess I’ll never get it.
I thought the Craig Valentine thing was a misprint. Hey, we could have a University of Porn, have the Holliday College of History, Fishbein School of Journalism, the North-Jeremy school of urology, Hartley school fo female aging and so on. We could even have (well)endowed chairs for Luke and Gene Ross.
Actually that should be one of Luke’s mottos: “All the news that’s fit to misprint”
Been trying to read Luke’s regular stuff, ick. He must feed us porno folk some bones every once in a while. He keeps on with just his regular stuff and it will be time to say kaddish for his career.