10. You can use the words “chopsticks”, “bridgette”, and “anus” in the same sentence
9. You’ve heard of Harry Weiss
8. The phrase “Adella is God” makes perfect sense
7. You know what a FIP is.
6. Luke has revealed your real name and address on his website.
5. You don’t worry about ticket prices for the AVN awards, because you’ve never actually bought a ticket.
4. You have more than 10,000 friends on MySpace.
3. You can spell “Flagyl” without looking it up.
2. Dennis Hof has bought you dinner.
and the Number One way to tell if you’re a porn insider…
1. You’re familiar with the name “Wankus”.