10. You can use the words “chopsticks”, “bridgette”, and “anus” in the same sentence
9. You’ve heard of Harry Weiss
8. The phrase “Adella is God” makes perfect sense
7. You know what a FIP is.
6. Luke has revealed your real name and address on his website.
5. You don’t worry about ticket prices for the AVN awards, because you’ve never actually bought a ticket.
4. You have more than 10,000 friends on MySpace.
3. You can spell “Flagyl” without looking it up.
2. Dennis Hof has bought you dinner.
and the Number One way to tell if you’re a porn insider…
1. You’re familiar with the name “Wankus”.
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Top 10 Reasons Why Porn Has Been Dead For A Deacde And Nobody Cares
10. It’s an online media rife with
fan jerkoffs posing as journalists.
9. Dried up oldtimers have to resort to shooting piss movies to survive.
8. Rape and torture is the latest lowlife gonzo art incarnation.
7. Multimedia lowbrow tie-ins to wrestling are no longer the rage.
6.The IQ of sour grape fans will only support negativity and smut bashing.
5. Execpt in web messasge boards male stars only exist from the waist down.
4. Smut slut flavors of the month are
more known for STDs than performance.
3. Kids throw around names and terms while most legends are old or dead.
2. It is porn job one to walk the
walk but immoral to talk the talk.
1. Insiders boast in an age where most porn is free and few make a living.