I call Rob at noon.
Luke: "I’m just kicking back. What’s new with you?"
Rob: "You sound like you’re dying."
Luke: "It was so hot the past week. No air conditioning at the hovel."
Rob: "I’m leaving for Vegas now. I go to Palm Springs Monday and then to Florida."
Luke: "Why?"
Rob: "I’m getting married."
Luke: "To who?"
Rob: "I can’t tell you."
I think Rob’s just jerking my chain.
Luke: "That’s exciting."
Rob: "I’m an exciting guy."
Luke: "What did you this weekend?"
Rob: "I partied from Saturday until Tuesday."
There’s loud whooping and hollering in the background.
"I love you baby," scream Rob.