Willie D. presents this indictment of my profession:
In other famous porn mis-identifications:
–Genesis Skye never snorted crack, that was white pepper, used to clear her blocked sinuses.
–Allie Ray poured baking soda into that drink, not Cascade. She thought the effervescence would be "all nice ‘n’ tingly."
–Those pills Brandon downs on set are to induce an erection, not to control schizophrenia.
–Sasha Grey didn’t get anal warts. She accidentally sat on an old Rice Krispie Treat.
–Nicole Brazzle’s husband didn’t really die in Iraq–he did get shot, but the PTSD has caused him to impersonate Kid Vegas. In a related story, the real Kid Vegas was killed by Canadian Separatists and used for dog food on the Discovery Channel show "Survivorman."