Dani Woodward emails:
hey guys, i just wanted to let everyone know that im no longer in the business …i really am sorry for the non-notice (that i haven’t given for the past year :-), but im sure everyone would agree that this has actually been a long time coming…you see, i fell in love with a lovely girl, about a year and a half ago…and the more i fell in love with this girl, the more i distanced myself from the fanciful world ive come to know, live and breath…
its nothing personal, you guys really have been great, i want to thank everyone for their support and well wishes…and i want to thank my friends for their love but more importantly for their acceptance…its all been so liberating…im certainly going to miss being so close to you all now that ive moved to san deigo…did i mention my girl is going to school here? i think i will as well…
i would like to make it cleat that this writing is simply a symbol of the love i have for my gf, to hopefully show her just how seriously im taking my commitment to her and only her, i only want to be with her…i am absolutely undoubtedly in love, ya know?
so make no mistake, i am completely, truly, and unconditionally retired from the sex industry as a whole, yes, as a whole…
. . . Yawn!!! . . .
Does anyone really care? If a tree falls in the forest does anyone hear it?
We all know that “completely, truly, and unconditionally retired” means that you currently have a sugar daddy and you are retired until his money runs out or he kicks you out. If you were “completely, truly, and unconditionally retired” you wouldnt have even bothered to email your pathetic update.
Dani is a fast talking meth junkie with an attitude. She will be missed like a big inflamed sore.
Dont let the door hit you on the ass on the way out you nasty whore!
Right BDD !! a bit over the top, to say the least. Dani may be coming to terms with her age. A recent pic would suggest she’s served her time.
“If you were ‚Äúcompletely, truly, and unconditionally retired‚Äù you wouldnt have even bothered to email your pathetic update.”
Just like a whore, always beggin for attention like a neglected puppy. That’s what her “retirement” email’s about BDD. Even when she was active in the biz, I never got stroke one in on her and probably never will. That’s how much I personally give a shit about this inconsequential whore. I’m sure she’ll be supersizing people in no time.
I looked at her PSE site Luke plugged recently and thought to myself she seemed very pretty and sexy.
The one photo that seemed the most recent depicted Dani without almost any makeup or photoshop work. She looked better after almost ten years in the biz than 95% of the girls fresh off the bus do.
You guys must be dating Ms Universe if you think Dani Woodward is a skank.
Straight for pay. Whos dani Woodward?
…LOL Drew…Yeah, I’m sittin’ here with Ms U ..how you doin’ Dude ??
Lesbo!