Small Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade

From The Onion:

GRAND PLAINS, NE—A tight-knit rural Midwestern farming community commemorated the demonization of homosexuality Sunday with its annual Gay Shame Parade, a three-decade-old tradition that has become a cornerstone of the town’s cultural identity.

"Every year, the whole town turns out to enjoy Nebraska’s famous summer sunshine, sample foods, browse the craft bazaar, and shame homosexuals for their repulsive, decadent behavior," said Frank Mitchell, mayor of Grand Plains, NE and parade marshal. "This year was our biggest turnout yet. Everybody had so much fun ostracizing the gays."

4 thoughts on “Small Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade

  1. …somehow I don’t think this “Parade” will be coming to Palm Springs though…hehehe. Big Lee

  2. Do you feel you have to comment on every fucking post Luke makes?

  3. Eric Stratton says:

    You do know that the Onion is a comedy site that makes up stories, don’t you?

  4. jeremysteele says:

    The Onion is a comedic newspaper which is never funny. I’m not surprised Luke is posting it.

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