Joe writes:
Luke, I was just riding my bike along the boardwalk in venice, when I saw what appeared to be your ex-ho walking her dog. Does she have a little white dog? She looked kinda cute, and was giving me heavy eye contact. Shabbat Shalom!
Holly Randall responds: "Dream on buddy. I have not been in Venice recently, and I don’t have a little white dog. I’m not a little dog person– both of my dogs are big and vicious and will eat your friend Joe if he calls me a ho again. And this girl was probably giving him heavy eye contact because he had "douche-bag" written clearly across his face."
“…this girl was probably giving him heavy eye contact because he had “douche-bag” written clearly across his face.”
Holly’s the best.
i
as i was saying before i got cut off, i
i heart holly…she’s a great ho…man, that took way too long…luke, get your server in line
..a Most Lovely Lady, Ms Randall! Big Lee