Hey guys and gals!
Been awhile. I haven’t been laying low, I’ve been laying pipe! (sorry)
I figured I’d start posting here again now that I have something to talk about. Got a new company. Hope you guys will check it out. I’ve shot 12 movies so far. We’re gonna start releasing next week.
I perform in every scene right now, partly to save money, but mostly cuz I want to bang these girls like crazy! I’ve got 3 years of built-up jizz from that stupid fucking retirement. (what was I thinking?) Right now I’m sitting in my edit bay watching me fucking Jayna Oso up the butt. Nice.
But I’m gonna pick up a camera soon and start showing what I can do there shooting some of my new friends like Tommy Gunn. ( I think I still remember how to shoot?) Bring back the Whack Attack line.