Many of my readers would give their right ovary to marry me. But with this great privilege, comes great responsibility.
To clear the air, I’ve decided to nail my 99 theses to this internet wall.
Here are the things that doom a relationship with Your Moral Leader:
* Lose my respect
* Detract from my religious commitments
* Lose my interest
* Be publicly active in religious, cultural, political movements I hate
* Don’t listen
* Make public scenes
Please add your perspectives in the comments section so that I can have 99 literal theses (in addition to a dozen Jewish children).
Together we can create a better world.