Many of my readers would give their right ovary to marry me. But with this great privilege, comes great responsibility.
To clear the air, I’ve decided to nail my 99 theses to this internet wall.
Here are the things that doom a relationship with Your Moral Leader:
* Lose my respect
* Detract from my religious commitments
* Lose my interest
* Be publicly active in religious, cultural, political movements I hate
* Don’t listen
* Make public scenes
Please add your perspectives in the comments section so that I can have 99 literal theses (in addition to a dozen Jewish children).
Together we can create a better world.
“perspectives in the comments section”
At 4:14am my perspective is usually pretty fucked up and Im thinking maybe
yours is as well. A good nights sleep usually gets the mind in better order,
the delusions will go Im sure.
Oh my God you must be thoroughly bored with your life. I guess it’s no surprise that you’re wondering if there isn’t something you might be able to do with your life that would provide some actual value. Really though, with being able to plant your tongue so deeply in your cheek you think you’d find a way to put it to better use. Then again, with your head so far up your ass that may not seem very savory.