Michael blogs and provides horrifying new pictures: "I know you have issues going on with your life or whatever and that’s why you look like a wet cat, but this has gone too far. Get thee-self together pronto, because I miss the old Jenna. Shit, I even bought your crappy book and it wasn’t even on clearance! I even read it and I can hardly read! It was really a struggle for me. What’s with the lips? Do you want the top lips to be just as swollen as the bottom. FUG!"