April 2007

Here on the right. Lukeisback@gmail.com

Conky writes: “I’m absolutely baked. It’s the weekend. Kick back. Put some Andy Williams on and rock out.” Danny writes on XPT: “Yeah. Now that the kids are grown, Rhea and I don’t have to sneak up to the attic anymore. Bonghits in the living room, Bukkake on the DVD, life is good.” Moxie writes:…

Conky posts on XPT: According to a feature in US Magazine, Jenna Jameson went to her dermatologist in 2004 to have him check some veins on her back (I’m guessing thread veins near her coccyx). He discovered a nasty mole which turned out to be malignant melanoma. Before she could have surgery, blood tests revealed…

Papercut posts on XPT: “I canceled my subscription to suzevideo.com because every video I watched reminded me of Luke. :shudder:” MoronBoy posts: “I almost picked up a movie once and was about to buy it, but I seen Kurt’s mug. Instantly, the ALL CAPS rants and the “Call me a fag now!” came to mind….

F—whore writes on XPT: Big 3 automakers don’t give a rats ass about their employees. Only reason they do is because UAW is an organized crime family forcing them to pay for benefits of employees and retired employees. Those benefits including retirement should be the sole responsibility of the employee not employer. Joe on the…

She’s no longer on the LADirectModels.com website. Derek replies: “She no longer works with us. In fact to my knowledge she is not working at all.”

Chaunce Hayden writes: Penthouse Pet of the Year (runner up) Krista Ayne says good-bye to the Howard Stern Show forever! In next weeks issue of Steppin Out magazine, Ayne sits down with Chaunce Hayden and tells why she’s had enough of the Howard Stern Show and why she thinks the Sybian is all an act….

According to this translation: The star of the cinema porno Nacho Vidal spent the night of the 22 of March in the jails of a police station of Madrid. A Venezuelan woman with whom she had a daughter a year ago denounced it after a discussion that ended the young person and the baby shaken…

Club Jenna has been Playboy’s most disappointing acquisition in years, far more frustrating than the adult.com buy. Joe emails: “Hi Luke, Mike South posted on his website that Club Jenna may be letting go of all of their girls except Brea and Roxy, have you heard anything about this?”