Conky writes: “I’m absolutely baked. It’s the weekend. Kick back. Put some Andy Williams on and rock out.”
Danny writes on XPT: “Yeah. Now that the kids are grown, Rhea and I don’t have to sneak up to the attic anymore. Bonghits in the living room, Bukkake on the DVD, life is good.”
Moxie writes: “I used to love getting baked, but working for Uncle Sam forced me to break that habit. I wouldn’t know where to get it anymore. The only time I get baked is when I hang out with whores. So mentally pass me the bong, I need a hit.”
OMG aren’t these guys afraid of getting tracked down by the pigs?