Allie Ray & David Luger Update

Conky writes on XPT:

Allie spills the beans to Gene on AdultFYI.com and this paragraph in particular caught my eye:

“But we got into another nasty fight in December,” Ray adds. “And that’s why I was afraid of the cops- that they would take me away. He has brain damage right now because of a candle that I threw at him, apparently. And he’s trying to blame it on me but the tests are saying he has brain problems before we even met. So I don’t know what’s going on with him. The cops took him and I haven’t seen him since.”

Comedy gold. SNL should sign people like this up to write their scripts.