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"There's not a whole lot of bull with a guy like David Christopher," says his friend Michael Louis Albo. "He knows what's important in life. It all comes down to one thing: pussy, man. Since he and partner Will Divide created the Pussyman video series, life has been coming up pink… Pussyman videos capitalize on gorgeous women doing nasty things in beautiful settings." (Hustler Erotic Video Guide)

David Christopher [Bernie Cohen] began in the biz as a performer in 1974 and appeared in over 100 movies while working on his master's degree in history.

A friend of Bernie's worked as a production assistant for Gerard Damiano who cast him with Jody Maxwell, the Singing Cocksucker. She was famous for taking two dicks in her mouth at the same time and singing How Much Is That Dog In The Window?

Bernie came within five seconds, but Gerard gave him another chance.

Between 1983-86, "David Christopher" was one of the first white guys to make black girl-white guy pictures - Hot Fudge, Black Angels and Black Girls in Heat. "They wanted me to do black guys with white girls, but I didn't want to do that. Black guys take forever to get it up."

The notion that black guys take forever to get it up is repeated by such blacks as Ron Hightower. He says black men have so much pride in their appearance, it makes it more difficult for them to perform sex on camera.

"The Pussyman ideal is reality-based," Christopher told Albo, "with pretty girls, beautiful locations, hot spontaneous sex and great camera angles. I want to make something hot and nasty, but classy too.

"Bruce Seven told me years ago that the key to these movies is to get performers who click. So I try to get nasty performers and then I say, "Let's see who's going to be better?" It's a contest among the female performers, who can be hotter." (HEVG)

The original Pussyman appeared in 1993. "A group of porn producers decide the one thing missing from the plethora of X-rated releases is a movie devoted to pussy. They hire a detective Tom Byron to help them find the best f---holes to exploit in erotic movies."(AFW 96 Dir. p.264)

The original Pussyman was voted XRCO's Best Video of 1993. Each of the Pussyman videos is solid sex entertainment.

Pussyman 8 is one of David's best. He gets a challenge from a mens magazine editor [his friend Michael Louis Albo?] who claims that the G-spot and female ejaculation is only a myth, which it is. "Summer Knight enters the main offices with squirt guns for the boys [producer Christopher and director Will Divide], who go to work getting her off with their boy toys. Then Jon Dough goes on the lookout for legit pussy squirters to star in the next edition of Pussyman. He finds Melissa Monet who offers up her squirting snatch for Tom Chapman after a dildoing...One of the best of the series, this one appeals to those who like the ejaculation fetish enough to forgive that the women aren't the prettiest." (AFW 1996 D. p.157)

K.K. Kallenbach, a cohort of shock jock Howard Stern, stars in Pussyman 9.

Pussyman 10 fills with "gorgeous pussy shots, hot tight ass close-ups, and plenty of wide-open sphincters shot brightly in the light of day or blast-lit inside for even greater exposure." (AFW '96D p.158)

"Welcome to the Hotel Sodom, where everyone gets f---ed in the ass and the maid gives the best "womb" service in town.

"A hotel with hourly rates is the setting for random acts of anal sex. From the director of Pussyman comes an ass-cramming loop carrier that will thrill those tush-thump porn fanatics more than the mundane fixated f--- film fans. The plot is so thin you couldn't hang toilet paper on it." (AFW 97)

Will Divide worked for years with David before splitting in late 1995.

"I read an article in the video trade papers about a woman who produced some recent blockbuster movies in the mainstream," Will told HEVG. "She said that after working seven days a week for seven months, she still wasn't sure what a producer is supposed to do. The most important thing for me is to set the emotional tone from all the problems that could distract my director [David Christopher] from doing his job. So from pre-production through the shoot through post-production, I run interference for him." (HEVG)


David Christopher Chat

I haven't spoken to the director in years.

He's been in porn since 1976. He ran Coast to Coast for eight years (until about 1993).

I call him Friday afternoon, 3/31/06.

David: "I'm doing what I always do -- Decadent Divas, Pussyman, Facesitters."

Luke: "Dating anyone?"

David: "Not for two years. I want to go single for a while. The girls are too crazy."

His last two wives were from the industry.

David: "I'm getting older. I don't have much patience.

"I have not publicized myself over the past year. AVN came to my set. They didn't write what they were supposed to."

We share a chuckle about Mary Carey.

David: "I wouldn't want to date her but she has a great personality."

Luke: "What percentage of your work do you find meaningful? All of it?"

David: "Yeah. I like to shoot girls. I'm a voyeur."

David was married to a famous dominatrix in the 1980s - Candide (sp?). Then in the 1990s he was married to Sana Fey.

Luke: "What are you reading these days?"

David: "Anything against Bush. What are you reading?"

Luke: "The Modern Jewish Girl's Guide to Guilt. Great stuff."

David: "Still with that guilt stuff. Jewish guys have tons of guilt, but not about sex. I have tons of guilt, but not about sex. I'm Woody Allen."

Luke: "Do you find anything different about today's porn girls?"

David: "Yeah. They're just in it for the money. Half the time they don't show up. They're not as beautiful. They're wilder. They start having sex at an earlier age. Years ago they were more on the ball. More responsible. So many of the girls who come to see me now I would've thrown out of my office years ago.

"A lot of the time the girls now just melt into one.

"Anything else? I'm in the middle of getting some stuff done. That was pretty good, right?"