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Thursday evening 11/11/99, Luke talked by phone to Naughtia Childs, 20 years of age. She stands 5'2", weighs 115 pounds and measures 34B-29-34, with natural breasts.

Naughtia: "April of this year... I was in a guitar shop in San Diego and these internet guys [Darren and Kevin Blatt] asked me if I wanted to mae extra money. I did. One of the guys in this band ["The Furious Four"] worked at the shop. And he was like, she's not going to do it. Then I started doing it and I moved up here.

"My friend Layla is a contract girl with Wildlife. Her ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's name is Nadia. And then we were at a bar and there is a sticker for a clothing company called "Naughty Child." So I got my name from that.

"The Furious Four play up here a lot. Their new CD will be out in February, and should hit the radio a few months after...

"I did my first video... We did girl-girl (Michelle, who worked for Homegrown) and then we each gave a blowjob at the end. I did Junior Finelli from Corrupt Industry. Then I went to the Playboy TV show called Sexcetera. Layla and I had to try out dildos, along with Junior's wife. Should air in December. And then I went to Ed Powers."

Luke: "How was that?"

Naughtia: "Little. But I got paid very well.

"I've done about 50 videos."

Luke: "And what do you think is some of your best work?"

Naughtia: "If you want to see the comedy side of me, I guess there's a blowjob that I did for Anabolic that is funny. I make the penis talk. Let me see, what else... I am my worst critic so I don't think any of my movies are the best. But I guess my New Sensations "Naughty College Schoolgirls" is good, with Eric Everhard. And the "Roadtools" movie by Dixon Entertainment.

"I am now working for Dixon... I am co-producing their next four movies. I've got a soundtrack cooking on it.

"The record label I used to work for is putting out a soundtrack with lots of different bands. We're approaching Blink 182 and other bands. We're looking for MTV like music because it is a parody of an MTV show. But we want to get the dirtier cooler music too. There's no censorship."

Luke: "So what went through your mind when you first received the offer to do porno?"

NC: "No way, not me. Kinda shy and giggly. Then I was like, f--- it, I can do that. And I did it. When I get nervous, I start telling jokes and being goofy. So my first works were nervous and giddy and now I know how to control myself and do a good scene. My work's definitely improved since I got over the initial frightened unsure shaky ground..."

Luke: "So how has being in the industry affected you?"

NC: "It hasn't really affected me in a bad way. The only thing it has really affected is relationships but I have a very strong upbringing. I was never molested, abused, like beat... None of that crap that so many women had to go through. I've been lucky. So my mental stability is very level. I'm using my mind to do projects. I'm not just sitting around and f---ing and doing drugs like so many people are. So it really hasn't affected me in a bad way. The industry has given me many of my best ideas.

"The soundtrack... And I produced a band called "Element L." I produced their CD and was going to mass produce it when they broke up. I've invested in various prosperous companies, through stocks and bonds. I'm building on my future."

Luke: "How does your family feel about it?"

NC: "I don't think they actually really know. They know but they don't talk about it much. My mom knows but she's like, she's pretty cool. She just makes sure I'm working and stuff. She knows that I'm still a good person. She's a little disappointed but she sees that I am able to handle myself ok. And my father won't know."

Luke: "So what do you do in your spare time?"

NC: "Lately I've been doing a lot of trying to get tours going... I like to go to shows a lot and when there's snow, I snowboard constantly. I like to read... Sometimes educational stuff and sci-fi novels. If it is a good book, I usually give it a chance. From Winston Churchill to Howard Stern."

Luke: "What's your attitude towards breast implants?"

NC: "Yeah, Eek-A-Mouse, a reggae guy, tried to buy me breast implants. But I wasn't into it. Not yet. While there still perky, they're fine but if something happens to them, I'll fix them. But if I do, I'm not going to get them stretched out until they look like shiny plastic balloons. I'll get the nice good ones where you can't tell.

"Bukkake was great. I loved taking cum showers. It was displacement, acting, because it was not me. I kinda blanked out. I zoned out. It was weird. I just had this goofy smile because I was enjoying it. Fifty three guys.

"Jim Lane, I wouldn't have done it for anyone else. Jim's great. Him and Jeff Mike are the coolest people.

"Another thing I do in my spare time is I go to movie premiers a lot. They're all fun. I see stars out at night.

"What's up with you and Kid Vegas?"

Luke: "We use each other. He emails me outrageous stuff and I print outrageous stuff."

NC: "That's funny. That's ok. He can talk s---."

Luke: "He can be brutal."

NC: "He's just got problems. In the long run he'll look bad. I work regularly. I show up for work.

"I didn't want to do what he wanted me to do. He wanted me to wear a burnt wig with clogs down Hollywood Blvd. If it was on set or in a different situation I would've done it, but I wasn't about to walk down Hollywood Blvd... And I don't flake on shoots because of my boyfriend because I don't have a boyfriend. I don't know what he's talking about."

Luke: "You don't mind if I post his stuff?"

NC: "No, if you want to put it up, put it up. I don't give a f---. Just my reputation."

Luke: "She breaks into tears and Luke feels like a heel."

NC: "Post it Luke. Be a man. That's the American way."

Luke: "I'll try."

NC: "Try what?"

Luke: "To be a man."

NC: "That's right. You're gay."

Luke: "I prefer to just cut and paste. Let people email me the scoop then I can go lie in the sun."

Kid Vegas wrote the following to Gene Ross who would not print it. So Luke will print the slander: "American Bukkake sensational lard ass, Naughtia Childs has just informed the Kid's secret patrol posse that she has eaten herself to a size 16. She has stated that "I am sick of the business (porn industry), no one ever calls me for work." My answer to that Ms. Childs is "stop eating you dumb ass pig, start excercising if you want work, & do not insult the industry everyone loves." Girls like her, with no apparent brain in her skull, need to find a new occupation, especially when they will not do anal, & flake on shoots because they have plans with their boyfriend, or leave shoots before they are finished. Hello retarded girls that is not acceptable for Directors. This 20 year old has the body of a over eating beached seal, all be advised her name is Naughtia Childs. The reasons of discussing this horse lard is because she left my shoot before I could complete it. She felt, that the items I wanted her to wear were not her style or fashion, & refused to wear them as part of the acting in the movie. This all took place 2 weeks ago during Kid Vegas "The San Francisco Treat" out in stores Decmber 6th. Kid Vegas gives this girl a great big thumbs down, lose weight tubby!!!!!Peace out ..."

Dave writes Luke: "You list Naughtia Childs as 115 pounds and 20 years old. Kid Vegas says she is now a size 16. This means one of 2 things, that presuming she started at a legal age of 18 her weight has approximately doubled in less than 2 years and who wouldn't leave someone under those conditions, or, Kid Vegas missed his true calling in life and should be farming beef cattle fattening them up to feed a nation. Either way women should just run away and muscle boys wanting to gain weight should run to the Kid.

"Also 2 great quotes from Miss Childs should you attach them together "I've just started working on a project that will truly define my individualistic style and vision...I loved taking cum showers...53 guys." After 53 cum showers figure the vision to be less than 20-20."

Porn star Naughtia Childs writes: "Hey luke it is really to bad about the coming out of the closet, Because I for one have always thought of you as quite a looker. To bad i don't believe it , then again i don't know you so it might be true. This site is for the most part informative and has just the right amount of comedy. I for one think we all enjoy the wicked comments we all say about others in our business. ads a little spark to what could be a mundane existence, yeah right!

"Nancy Vee has a star undercover, she is trying to have him break into the industry with a bang. He is still a virgin and is looking for a date. A rumor has spread that he is well hung. Nancy told us " I cant sleep, he comes home at all hours, brings home his friends and spills water all over." We came to the conclusion he just needs to get it Doggie style.

"Hey Luke make sure everybody knows Nancy Vee's dog's name is Wiggie aka Wiggsley."

Luke: "Does Nancy ever have sex with Wiggie?"

Naughtia: "Hell no she is looking for a doggie date, for her dog not her!!!! Please do not have people with a beasteality fettish go out with da wig."

11/09/99

Kid Vegas writes: "Once upon a time there was a little white trash whore that lived like a fat pig, she ate & ate, her name was Naughtia Childs. Of course she thought she was the s---, & could do something for this great industry of porn. But everyone knew she was not likely to except her anal scenes like the good whore she should be. Instead she decided her career working in the music industry for a company called Hairball Records or something like that, that is San Diego based, was more suited for her. She has decided her retirement out of porn just recently, because no one wants to hire her, she has gained an overwhelming fat hog, size 16. Stories of this sad, pathetic little boorish Monica Lewinsky looking elephant, have surfaced to the Kid's secret patrol. Kid Vegas votes this one a horrible catch, with posse members agreeing. Please beware of this monster of the great sea of porn, she shall return & will grow bigger, & bigger, as the millenium comes closer. Be prepared to have a burger ready, a sandwich, & a bongload to calm this beast at the CES Show, my sources tell me she may appear, & hungrier than ever. A possible way to stop this rampaging wildebeest is with food, or anal sex, amen….. Peace to my fans & Naughtia Childs. This is my story for the belated Hallows-Eve, since servers were down; it is also true…."

Naughtia Childs responds: "Luke, hello this is Naughtia Childs forced to clear ur my tarnished name. Posted earlier is a story written by a devastatingly sad boy, Kid Vegas. Why He roasted me is very easy to figure out, He cannot take the truth. Last saturday, after being invited out by Kid Smartass his girlfriend/roomate called to see what I was doing that nite. Kid had told me "hey don't say i'm here, don't tell her you are going. so I lied for him, as f that is not bad enough she is a respected woman through out my circle. she and I met outside the grasp of Kid Controller and are friends. Shortly after i talked to her she paged him, so he calls back on my phone KId Braindead seems to have forgotten the nice advantage of technology(caller ID) So my name and number show up. He denies he is at my house and he gets scared of her so he says "we have to go now!!!" so I grab my stuff and we flee. while we are gone she calls my roomate and tells him she knew we were lieing.So since I am not one of those people who like to lie I called her up and told the truth. So to answer any questions, NO I am not f---ing Kid LImpcock Yes he did have a sad childhood, NO i am not upset about the story fabricated in his twisted demented little head ,No i am not out of the industry i still am making movies. And yes Someday kid vegas will grow up and be able to take responsibility for his own actions."

Kid Vegas responds: "I'm going to f--- her up in my movies... If she wants to talk s---, I'll talk about her every day. Her pussy smells like bad tuna. I will never work with her again. When we did, she said she had sex with this guy seven times the night before..."

Naughtia Childs responds: " Dear Reader, To break down someone else's ego or self worth to make yourself feel better seems to be the american way. I guess we all do it in one way or another, but when you try to hard to hurt is when yo begin to play with fire. Is it that what you say is something you truly believe? Or could it be you know you are wrong and want to make people think this person is so f---ed up that you must be right. Surrounding yourself by people of this caliber is your own fault. I for one just fell victim of this when I got sucked into the wrath of Kid Vegas, Then spit out when i showed behavior of independence. If you want to Judge someone listen to the crime and analyze the data before making a decision. I know I am a quality stand up woman who is currently stepping up on to another platform, As far as my position in the porn industry. That however does not have to do with the quality of my work, or people not wanting me. I have just started working on a project that will truly define my individualistic style and vision. KID VEGAS THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOU, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR ENEMY I COME IN PEACE. YOU WIN, THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, DUMP THE WATER OVER THE FIRE BECAUSE"IF YOU PLAY WITH MATCHES YOU WILL GET BURNED.(Quentin Tarentino) Pulp fiction"

12/23/99

Rode Tools

Naughtia Childs told me Monday that her company Dixxxon has completed principal photography on Rode Tools 2, which satirizes through hardcore sex the popular MTV show.

"Michael Raven directs. David Brett is the assistant director. We went to Palm Springs in a Winnebago. All the girls were beautiful. We had April, from Alaska, Misty, the airline stewardess, Brooke...Sunshine...Allyson Chains...

"We could not get people to stop f---ing. They were doing it without us telling them to. We wouldn't have batteries charged, we wouldn't have tapes in, we wouldn't have directors around, but they were f---ing.

"On the first night, Dominic just started pounding April's ass. She had bruises the whole trip all over her ass. She was like, 'Is that all you can do, pussy? Slap me harder!' We got some cool stuff at Joshua Tree. An all girl thing and I couldn't resist. I hopped in.

"The first Rode Tools, we went to Santa Barbara. A lot smaller cast. It was a good movie but it can't compare to number two.

"We're looking for a bigger distributor. www.rodetools.com.

"I'm afraid to do it again [another version of Rode Tools] because the cast was so tremendous. We had real drama. We had a script written but we never touched it once. We had real stuff happening so it would've been silly to fake it. Within ten minutes, Julian St. Joix is getting a blowjob from Sunshine and April. In another fifteen, Dominic is getting a blowjob. People are just f---ing and eating pussy. Dominic had sex 27 times on that trip. No viagra, just vodka."

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In late 2001, Naughtia, high on acid, threw herself off a building and died.