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1/4/01

Logan Looks To Enter Industry

A Las Vegas 22-year brunette stripper wants to enter the industry. Logan (loganlabrent@earthlink.net) writes me: I dance at the Crazy Horse Too in Las Vegas. My goal is to act in adult films! I am very open minded and willing to do what it takes to get known! I'm submitting a few pics to you! I'm 22 yrs old and do take care of myself physically and mentally!

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Luke recommends Jim South, of WorldModeling.com. He's the biggest and most influential agent.

QuasarmanRants.com writes Luke: Of all the pornographers that you know I think you'd agree that I'm at least in the top 5 of "most moral" therefore, one of the safest people you could recommend this Logan girl getting in touch with is me. It will ease your conscience and give me a hot looking broad for my first show of 2001. It's a win/win situation.

JRob writes Luke: Um . . . . is Logan (skylar2000@earthlink.net) aware that your stated position is that NO ONE should enter the adult film industry? That's like writing Louis Farrakahn to ask how to join the Jewish Defense League.

Helpful writes: If Logan, the Vegas Stripper, really wants to make a name for herself in porn all she needs is a little determination and 104 chop sticks. Good luck.

Wednesday afternoon Luke interviewed Logan by phone.

Logan: "I've been dancing for two years now. I started in Florida, then Chicago with Crazy Horse Too. Then I came to Las Vegas. And I've been wanting to get into the adult industry and acting. I'm a very open minded person and very affectionate."

Luke: "How do you enjoy being a dancer?"

Logan: "I enjoy the feeling of turning guys on and getting them hot."

Luke: "Doesn't it make you despise them that they are so easily manipulated?"

Logan: "No. I like to be in control. And I like to get off myself too."

Luke: "How did you like getting breast implants?"

Logan: "It went well. They look good and feel good. There have been no complications."

Luke: "What attracts you to doing adult films?"

Logan: "Since I began dancing, it's become more of an interest to me. I would like to act... I'm a very sexual person. With my looks and my body and everything, it helps very much. And I want to be famous."

Luke: "Well, this is a way that you will certainly come to a lot of people's attention.

"Yes, please stay in touch with me as your career progresses... I feel a personal stake in your success, even though I dislike the industry."

Logan replies: "Thanks for this forward as well. I'm assuming, it's for me? You bet I will keep ya updated. Anytime you need clothes on shots, or interviews, I'm game! I know you're not a big fan of the industry, but I appreciate you're help anyhow! Who knows. maybe I can make it better? Talk soon, hopefully..."

Luke confesses: I've been spending altogether too much time thinking about Logan's pretty face. When I should be concentrating on securing for myself a woman of honor, a nice Jewish girl with whom I can have kids and make a Judaic home.

Is there anything more tantalizing than helping a beautiful young woman? I feel like Steve Hirsch and Paul Fishbein, and all I've done is what's above. I've helped another young beauty enter the hell of the porn industry. And running through my head the whole time have been lustful thoughts.

I listened to this interesting lecture on what a religious Jew can and can not do in the corporate world. Can a religious Jew provide the name and phone number of World Modeling to a non-Jewish woman who wants to enter porno? Listen and find out.

Ring!!! Logan, This Is Your Wakeup Call

Misha writes: Dear Mr. Ford, Logan wrote,"I would like to act... I'm a very sexual person. And I want to be famous." This seems to be here "mission statement" for going into pornography. Here's an alternative: Want to act? Do some plays at a local community theater (Try "Sound of Music"). Actually, avoid acting at all if you can. There are more important professions to explore. Enjoy sex? Find yourself a husband who loves you and really cares for your well-being. You can have sex and not just be another "contract girl" or "Dupe o' the Year." Want to be famous? That's easy. You already are "famous" -- Read: infamous -- via l-keford.com. Better, however, to become famous for you kindness toward others instead of a career in pornography. Who knows, you might even win a Nobel Prize like Mother Teresa. There are other -- better -- means to your goals Logan.

You say you have met some so-called "nice" people at SinCity and Hustler. Maybe they are even charming, debonair, witty, ambitious and a whole host of other adjectives. But The Question is are they good people. Can you depend on them to always look out for your welfare when the day comes when you hit bottom. You are young and have the bravado of youth. However, the day will come when you do hit bottom. For most people it's sickness and old age. For some "the bottom" comes in other forms earlier. Read about Harry Reems (Who hit bottom and later woke up, married, became a Methodist and now has his own company selling real estate. I think Mr. Reems might tell you to skip the porn.I understand he lives a quiet life minding his own business and has no use for even recounting the errors of the past. It's all over and done.) Reems certainly knows more than a twenty-two year old kid with stars in her eyes. Don't become another victim on the "Whatever Happened To" List. Think! Use that twenty-two year old head of yours for something other than a hat rack. Don't you read the negative comments by those women who have been in the porn industry too or do you just focus on the marketing tripe and supposed glowing reports of those who claim (after having jaded their sense of moral remorse (shame)) that they "love what they do" and "are proud of their work."

Well, you have been warned about the evils of porn. You cannot claim later that nobody ever took the time to warn you off. Print this E-mail up and put it in your day journal or diary and take it out in ten years and then twenty years later. See if you are not "kicking" yourself for having been so blind in your early twenties.

Logan writes Luke: Not sure if you know this Christian lady/man? named Misha, she or he keeps mailing me, saying all this typical nonsense on what i do for a living, etc! Please Luke, i don't think you do this but only post what i send to ya, not others that may have mailed me! I will not send any response again, if i read or hear something! Cool sweets? After all, you did post my original pics to help me further my self in my career choice! These people are so JEALOUS!!! Thanks, Logan. PS- i do appreciate you posting exactly what i write back to you! I don't want to not keep in touch! i enjoy freedom of speech, etc! Later on Luke! "PEACE"

Lynne L-patin writes: I remember back a few years when pornographers, in the grip of some alien moral spasm, were considering subverting federal law by requiring that females be twenty-one or over before they could appear in sex videos. Presumably this would eliminate two problems: first, the chance of underage girls slipping through the cracks and second, allowing for more mature decision-making on the part of porner wannabes before they took that first fatal step on the road to Hell.

Needless to mention (though I will anyway), this plan went the way of both the dodo and mythical porn price-fixing. What reminded me of it was Misha's objection to Logan's desire to explore a career in porn, Logan being twenty-two and presumably old enough to make her own decisions about her life and career.

I do not regret a moment of my own career in porn, though do I frequently regret the choices I made over the years to distance myself from it. I was never in porn to get rich or famous: I just wanted to earn a living, which, for the most part I did. The people who actually work in the porn industry are a lot more accepting of one another than the voyeurs who lurk around the edges and comment on the biz under pseudonyms. Speaking from my experience on both sides of the fence, work is work: the same stupidities which govern the workplace at any fast food joint or Wall Street stock brokerage operate in porn. It's only the uniforms that differ.

Paying lip-service to religious morality is not the same thing as living a moral life. Granted, porn is amoral, but Luke, so have you always been, and perhaps this explains your affinity for the porn world. Let's illustrate your personal morality with a question for you here: Who do you perceive as more immoral? The rabbi who asked the teenage girl for the blow job? Or the suitcase pimp who did the same? Or the girl, who gleefully consented to one and declined the other, finding a more honorable agent? Whose career choice was more honest: the pimp's, the porn slut's or the rabbi's? Please, let's not let anyone use religion as an argument against pornography! Morality is far deeper than scripture, divine or otherwise.

Porners don't hold a monopoly on immoral behavior -- I've been around enough non-porners to notice that they're just as badly behaved. Perfectly exemplifying the psychological technique of distancing known as "compartmentalization," porners set sex outside the rest of their lives. For the most part, they adhere (or don't!) to the same rules as the balance of society in every aspect of their lives BUT sex. They may f--- for money, but are no more nor less likely to leave their car parked in an fire lane, or, for that matter, to cheat on their taxes.

My career advice to Logan?: Listen to everyone's advice politely, just don't take it without proper reflection. Get iimportant things in writing. Try to spend your money wisely. Don't make decisions unless you are completely sober. And if it hurts, don't do it.

Logan and other women who decide to explore "porn as career," may or may not achieve their goals, but a career in porn not working out is hardly the end of the world. To the best of my understanding, no matter what the religion, making a mistake never jeopardized anyone's immortal soul, though deliberate lying does, so unless one is sure they'll be able to say, "I made porn" when asked outright, best to choose another career.

Luke says: Dear Lynne, the rabbi who you blew in your tender teen years was a Reform rabbi and this sort of behavior is to be expected from Reform rabbis. Orthodox rabbis however do not act like this.

Fred writes: I write this in response to Misha's editorial on why Logan should eschew porn. Misha has an overwhelming ideological disapproval of sex, and therefore, his views are suspect. His hostility to normal human sexuality has been plastered all over the pages of l-keford.com at length. Merely by way of example, this is a fellow who does not think that sexual appetite is or should be part and parcel of normal human procreation (or animal procreation). So if one is willing to distort one's perception of reality that far (or if one is so completely lacking in a sense of reality), their opinions do not stand for much.

Misha assumes that everyone who enters porn will live out the rest of their life plagued by shame and regret. This says more about Misha than anything else. That's because Misha's entire view of sexuality is twisted and controlled by shame and fear of sex. He cannot imagine anyone having an attitude about sex other than shame. If somebody were to ask me "should I get into porn", I would recommend that they think about four things:

1. What do they plan to do after their career ends?

2. Do they really enjoy it?

3. Why are they entering porn?

4. Do they have any insight into their psychological makeup such that they can tell whether they will find this career scarring?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEIR CAREER ENDS

My guess is that the average female porn career lasts about 5 years. Further, female beauty fades. It is a resource that exists here and now, but has a finite life time.

I do not know what Logan intends to do after she is done with her career. I imagine she plans at some stage to leave the industry, marry, and melt into the anonymity of a more typical existence. There have been zillions of porn actresses over the year who appear to have faded from view. I do not know whether this has been very difficult. However, I strongly suspect that it can be managed. (Logan might want to consider asking Luke, Bill Margold, or others about the practical problem of returning to anonymity after a porn career, if that is what she has in mind.)

Of course, there are those, like Jane Hamilton or Gloria Leonard, who have absolutely no intention of riding off into the sunset anonymously. So it would be worthwhile knowing what Logan intends to do with her life, post-career.

DOES LOGAN ENJOY HER CAREER? WHY IS SHE DOING IT?

This is something only Logan can answer. I take her at her word. I would only say that she should only do it if she really wants to.

IS LOGAN PSYCHOLOGICALLY PREPARED?

Again, this is something that only Logan can answer. Logan is not a 17 year old. She's an adult.

When I was in High School, I was given a play to read by Sartre called "The Flies". The Flies is an allegory about the way that religeon or society at large exerts control over people through basic fear and shame.

(These influences can be quite strong, and often preposterous. For example, for centuries, oral sex was a crime that could be severely punished, even though it's normal and not unhealthy. An irrational Misha-like clergy was so able to exert a sense of fear and shame that it could actually influence legislators to ban the practice. I always found that amazing. Misha probably thinks oral sex should still be illegal.)

Whether Logan will find herself vulnerable to these influences depends on her psychological makeup. Again, that is something only she can answer.

To a great extent, much of society disapproves of pornography. You don't have to be the world's greatest sociologist to figure that out. So to a great extent, people might tend to have a certain amount of opprobrium about porn. In addition, people might tend to make certain assumptions about a porn actress that a woman might not want to be made about herself. I suspect that in Las Vegas or the San Fernando Valley, that disapproval might be somewhat more muted than in the rest of America. Whether that impacts one's life might depend, somewhat, on whether one can succeed in keeping one's professional and personal lives separated.

Those are the major variables as I see it.

On a final note, I point out that Misha assumes that everyone in porn is bad. Of course, Misha has not met everyone in porn, and simply makes wild guesses about what they're like. I suspect that the truth is that as in all walks of life, there are folks in porn who are good and folks who are bad. I strongly suspect that there is a substantially higher percentage of flakes than, for example, the accounting field. But flakiness is not the same thing as evil. I imagine Luke (who posts false news bulletins about his own arrest, including a doctored booking photo of himself) would be able to speak somewhat authoritatively on this subject.

Luke asks: Is it unethical for me to post fraudulent bulletins about my arrest, with doctored pics?

Fred replies: I never said it was unethical. I said it was flakey. But as far as your ethics are concerned, sir, they are impeccable. Or rather, if they are peccable (rather than impeccable), your picture does not contribute to their state of peccableness in any appreciable manner. Now I want you to know that I crafted that response based on your representation that you are not Misha. So if it turns out that you are Misha, that would be unethical.

Mike South1226: yer a nutcase luke
Luzdedos1: how so? I'm fond of Logan
South1226: luke have you ever met logan?
South1226: I spent all day with her once
South1226: she is a sweet kid for sure
South1226: but certainly not what you profess to want in a woman
Luzdedos1: i have never met her
South1226: well you should before you fall in love...thats usually a good idea
South1226: luke ya gotta stop falling for ideals
South1226: reality is a concept with which you should acquirte some familiarity bro
Luzdedos1: ok, but please send me another pic of Logan
South1226: I dont have another one dude...I swear
South1226: I got one of her and Felicia fox I was sure but if I do it was a bad exposure or something cuz It aint in my archives South1226: you see the kat sunlove pic...isnt that hilarious and oh so perfect
South1226: besides I hate to break this to ya but Logan has a boyfriend...or did when we were in Vegas
South1226: luke old buddy you just like her big tits and that long black hair
South1226: and the idea that she is somehoe helpless (she is far from it)
South1226: she is NOTHING you claim to want in a chick
South1226: unless you claim to want big fake tits
South1226: in which case she does match ONE requirement
Luzdedos1: It's her sweet face pal that turns me on

Logan writes: I Love this industry so far, and it's my choice and mine alone! There were allot of comments made from people that don't know me or met me once or twice,(mike south).I will only respond to directors, agents, or serious individual's that want to work with me! All the negative/insecure/jealous comments only make me stronger, so keep em cuming!!! Yes, Mike south, i love giving head! Thanks for saying the truth about not giving it to you!Later, Logan.

Jack writes: Logan is easily led. The con men in this biz will have fun with that one. She is easily led by what she WANTS to believe. That's the key to manipulating someone you know that. You tell her the truth...unless its the truth she wants to hear she doesnt believe it. You tell her a tall tale that matches what she wants to believe is the truth and she buys into it. In the long run she will likely be just another pornchick who made a breif (relatively speaking appearance in porn). Longevity in this biz is elusive and it requires impeccable business sense as well as beauty. Michael Raven told her what she wanted to believe. Its like the black girl who wrote you about getting into the biz but not being in vids with the word Ho, booty and Hood in them. If Logan manged herself properly she would do a lot better in the long run. First do some magazine work. Then do porn. But limit her exposure and only work on quality projects. She wants instant gratification though so she is willing to compromise in exchange for empty promises. If she prefers condom scenes she will most likely compromise on that. If she didn't really want to do anal she will compromise on that most likely. All because she was told "Im a big director, look at what I do, I KNOW what it takes to be a star in this biz."

Logan writes: No boyfriend at present time! At least not one! Ha Ha! How do you know i don't have a girlfriend? Anyhow, if i did have a boy/girlfriend, i would care less if they were not happy with my personal career path! I want a individual that is happy/proud for me for whatever i do or become involved with,etc! Later, LOGAN.

I'll tell you this of my 1st boy/girl scene! Actor was Evan Stone, who is not only a great guy to work with but a also a sexy man as well! Great guy all around ! All from Sin City that i met was great! People should stop knocking Michael Raven or others! He is great! Have not been directed by him yet but look forward to it! Did boy/girl with Evan on a Hustler layout as well! I also just completed with Hustler a cover shot and a centerfold coming out this year sometime? Not sure when released yet? Projects(new) upcoming! Later, LOGAN.

Luke, question? You don't change words around at all? or leave out? I noticed a bit the other day! You contacted me to see what's up in my life? I gladly responded to ya as i promised! I just would appreciate if when i write" I'm replying to you", you not leaving that out!Please sweets!Some people i work with now or in future, may not be huge fans of you're show,etc. I would not want any bridges burned! Cool? Outta here! Tomorrow, we will confirm! Later, LOGAN.

After reading mike south's words of wisdom on site! I came to the realization that he is just so Jealous! I turned him down on his very cheap, low budget offer! The last breath from me on Mike South! I thought he was cool, the one time i met him, i just did not agree with his offer for my first boy/girl scene!It was cheap as hell! Is this Nazi Germany or something? I can't make my own decisions on who and who i don't do work with? LOGAN.

Chaim writes: Is this woman as naive as she sounds? (Not that I would refuse her advances, were she to come to her senses.) PS to Logan - one night with Chaim Amalek and you WILL come to your senses.

Michael Raven writes Luke: Yes, we shot Logan. I am very impressed by her performance and attitude. A very nice girl. Would you like to meet her?

Luke says: Yes!

Mike South writes: hey Lukey I am not sure what Logan is referring to as wise advice or whatever but I do know I'm not jealous.....as a well known friend of mine once said "There's another bus coming in ten minutes."

Mike writes Logan: hey doll, I'm fine and I'm glad to hear yer doing well, I kne ya would. Yer wrong about one thing though kiddo...not a jealous bone in my body. Sure you'd have been a good score but I got lots of good scores and more coming all the time, I wasn't gonna get into a bidding war over ya. But don't take that to mean I don't like ya...hell I do, you have a good head and you will do as well as you want to I'm sure. If ya ever come through Atlanta call me...hell call anytime ya want for any reason, or don't.... Yer OK in my book though.

Logan replies: Was just a tad bit disappointed in some of the comments made on Luke F-rd! Me and you hit it off just fine! I would have worked with ya, just at a different price, etc! Oh well, no harm done! Yes, I'm really starting to take off in the industry for sure! Just finished a Hustler centerfold/cover spread, and of course did my 1st scene with Evan stone/Sin City! A couple of new projects upcoming next week! Good luck to you as well! Just no more talking of me, unless good! Later, Logan.

Mike replies: hey come on I have only said good things about you dear.... I am going to a party in NYC, I'm heavily connected to mainstream... I am looking to take a very select few girls who can represent the biz well but are relative unknowns. I may be interested in taking you, I need to find out just how many people I can take, would you be interested?

Logan replies: Mike, you were saying s--- about fake titties, me having a boyfriend, etc. Re read the forum! I mean, they were not extreme comments(i can sleep at nite) just things that is no one's business, or i don't want to release to public, etc. For you're info, no boy/girl friend at present time! Just concentrating on making movies!!! Take it easy! "PEACE".

Chaim Amalek's Epistle To Shiksas Contemplating A Life In Pornography

Chaim writes: The emes is that theology (and theory regarding lust) aside, I often am in agreement with this Misha. Specifically, I think a career based on trading sex in front of a video camera for money is not, in the long run, a good deal for the vast majority of the women who do it.

So what sort of career choices are a good deal? Well, let nepotism be your guide. Consider the craft jobs that are to be had at CBS, NBC, ABC. These are terrific - great benefits, not too much work, high pay, security. But don't try getting one on your own - such jobs are handed down father to son (or daughter) almost like a birth-right. This is nepotism to be sure, but a nepotism born of the love and concern close relatives have for each other.

How often do you find porners trying to get their sisters or daughters to follow them into a career in porn? Not often, even though there are ample openings in front of the camera. So Logan, or Bambi, or whichever porn chick wannabe out there is reading this, ask your pimp how many of his close female relatives are doing what you are being asked to do. Not many, eh? Now why do you suppose that is?

Milking Logan's Breasts

Marc writes: if you want big ratings for tomorrow's LF live show, it's crucial that you post the entire logan saga front and center on the site, then folks will want to hear her speak. in fact, if you did the same for a different wannabe starlet every week, it'd get a certain momentum happening. but surfers need the reference for what you're talking about, otherwise it's too confusing. there's no reason an LF.com "studio system" couldn't be as successful as vivid video. frankly, i'd account your crush on logan to the fact that you kind of look alike.

Chaim Amalek writes: Are they real? Will she be in the um, "studio" with you at Casa Ford? Now THAT (making the determination yourself in your apartment) would make for an interesting show.

Luke, if she is local to you, then you MUST do this show from your home. It would be a keeper, and the two of you would then be able to work on all sorts of other projects.

Logan, if you are out there, PLEASE do the show from Luke's home studio. This will give you a perspective on Mr. Ford that only a lucky few have been able to attain, and will put you in good stead with a powerful and influential group of people.

PS to Putative Jew Marc: They actually shut down the New York City public schools today, all on account of predictions of a few inches of snow! This country is going to hell a lot faster than I thought. Stories like this only make war with Iraq that much more likely.

Bob Jones writes: I think she's a transvestite too. Her feet are huge, and her body is ill-proportioned for a woman. The breasts are obviously fake, I think the whole package is.

I'm also very disappointed you haven't done anything yet about that East Coast law student. I mean, really, if I knew of a Jewish chick on the west coast in journalism school, and she was thinking of giving up journalism to work in porn, or porn to work in journalism, you know I'd send her your way. This could be the woman of my dreams---barred, and she does anal.

putativejew: i'm looking at logan fotos--how come she looks so much different in the mike south one than the ones she took herself?
putativejew: those breasts are scary large. do you have any of her pubic area?
putativejew: i realize this discussion is beneath my usual standards :)
putativejew: it's snowing so much outside here the compulsion is to sit in front of the computer and look at naked chicks putativejew: so where's a pic of logan's hoo-hoo?
putativejew: chaim, after all, thinks s/he's a transvestite
Luzdedos1: I threw it out as unholy
putativejew: as i suggested in my email, you could find a logan equivalent every week and your readership would love it putativejew: you'd get bored by it fast, as would i ... but that's not the point
putativejew: wow, logan's genitals *do* look unholy putativejew: i prefer mike south's photo
putativejew: i liked the mystery better; i will erase the memory of seeing her vagina

Curious writes: I note that she employs the "cummerbund effect" to stealth her belly. Could this device be used to hide a bulging stomach? Or worse, a fetal arm protruding from her hip.

Also did you note how she tried to distance herself from LF last night? The part about posting that "you asked me to reply..." That's cold.

Logan replies: DUH! Don't people look different when they are dressed different, makeup different, etc! You know I'm HOT Luke!What are you getting at now? This will be good for you're readers if you post! Now Logan's insecure as well as all those other jealousy comments! I'm good on all this now! Later days, Logan.

PS- Who in the hell is chaim? speaks as if i know this individual!No wannabee here! I know my films/mags will speak for themselves! Well, this will be good for me with this whole gossip deal! I have better things to do with my life for sure! Like making great films/pics and turning all on!!! Not to mention many people JEALOUS obviously! Take care Luke!

Luke says: I almost never badmouth anybody Logan, particularly not you... I simply allow an open forum...

Logan replies: Thanks Luke! I know about you, you sound like a sweetheart! I just didn't totally understand show, i guess? Sometimes i can be a bit of a hairhead! Look forward to finally meeting with you in person!

Also, regarding why my pics look different! You know, I'm sure that pics always look different for the most part? It had to be that ass you were talking to earlier! I hate being mean to people too, but you gotta defend yourself sometimes! I usually just let it go, cuz i know I'm a beauty, in and out but on occasions you gotta have some fun!!! Later sweets, LOGAN. Post away Love!!!

Luke, one of you're not so confident readers on site,claimed that i covered my stomach with a cumber bun! You wish you could lick my stomach jealousy!!!Just check my work out sweets!!!I love the transvestite comments as well! I love this industry so far all! Logan. "Keep them coming"

Logan appeared on Luke F-rd Live 3/6/01, 70 minutes into the show. Read the chat.

3/4/01

Porn star Logan (skylar2000@earthlink.net) writes: Still in Vegas, moving to LA this summer hopefully! Still at Crazy Horse Too in between shooting runs out to Canoga Park area, etc...

Luke says: I'm embarrassed. I'm developing really nurturing feelings for this beauty. I want to protect her from defilement at the hand of pornographers. But only because of pornography, do I even have this chance to communicate with her. I sense a dramatic clash between my Orthodox Judaism and my manly drives.

Logan writes: Luke, I know how you like them clothes on shots, Here is one! The nudie will follow! Post, if you want! Take care, Logan.

Luke says: I took a look at the nude shot and I just don't feel right in publishing it. So here's another clothed one.

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MikeSouth.com sends this photo of Logan.

Helpful writes: She is hot, but how does she feel about the Orthodox menstrual cycle sex blockade? Or the Luke F-rd cunnilingus-phobia? She must sacrifice more than just Jesus to be with you.

Rumdar writes: She certainly is a tasty morsel. If Luke had not identified her as a porn gal I could believe she is a school marm, a bank executive, an artist, a sky diving instructor, perhaps a woman who is highly successful in the field of real estate. But alas! she is none of these. She is a porno queen. Helpful, you mention Luke's cunnilingus-phobia. Let's take it a step further. Is Luke ready to give her a long, deep, tongue swallowing Aussie soul kiss an hour after she has finished an ass to mouth scene with Mr. Marcus?

Chaim writes: I am certain that this person was born with a penis. AND she is not jewish. AND you are desecrating the sabbath to write to us about her. Clearly your involvement with judaism is coming to a blessed and none-too-early end.

Helpful writes: AND she is probably used to sleeping in a bed, not a sleeping bag AND would be appalled by the very thought of living in a sewage carpeted garage AND she most likely has a big "suitcase" pimp who could crush you like a paper cup. Other than that she is perfect.

Fred writes: I say he's moving up in the world. This one is clearly better looking than NJG, probably better looking than Vancouver Kendra, and probably much more likely to be willing to blow Luke. Hey, this web site business has potential.

VKendra writes: I would like to say that the class in which I exist is quite different from that of Miss Logan. How dare Fred suggest that a porn girl could posses more beauty (beauty in all senses) than a nice Vancouver girl!!!! The HORROR! What is your opinion Luka....and please make it good!

Helpful writes: Possibly, but more likely to throttle Ron Jeremy's turgid tool over Luke's. Call me a realist. What if your "significant other" woke you up at 6:00 am to wrap a leather strap around their arm and pray out loud? Ugh! Even God is asleep at 6:00am!

Those recent CLOTHED shots of the busty stripper Logan made me scour through Luke's archives for her original nudies that he ran back on January 4th and sure enough Luke has disconnected the links to her photos. Bastard! On a serious note this is as close to chivalrous as I have ever seen Luke behave. I don't think he's joking.

Fred replies: Uh oh--this might be (gasp!) true love. I mean that's what I do as soon as I fall in love with a young lady--I take all the nude photographs of her off of my web site.

Chaim Amalek writes: I just can't shake the feeling that this "woman" is a well done-up trannie.

Helpful writes: Someone sounds just a little jealous. Relax, he shared KJ with you and something tells me that he'll share "Logan" too.

Rumdar writes: Have Luke put his hand down there. If indeed anything does SHAKE you were correct.

Helpful writes: Tranny or no tranny! The point is moot! Luke favors oral and anal gratification and finds cunnilingus "icky." A tranny sounds ideal given Luke's sexual idiosyncrasies.

Sorry to be the one to break it to you, buddy, but did you get an eyeful of Logan's tattoo?

Mike South writes: "Hey Luke, yer delusional about Jayne dude. She is a very pretty and very cool chick but she ain't for you and she doesn't need your protection. I met her in Vegas and thought she was perfect for a desert shoot for a magazine layout, things never got completed so I shot another girl named Haley who did a great job and will be seen in an upcoming Hustler Busty Beauties. Hell Luke Jayne ain't even jewish and from what I remember she likes to get head (she told me I'm not claiming to have done it) so that peretty much leaves you out bro. I'm starting to think Lynne is the girl for you Luke hehehehe."

Misha writes: Christ's Peace to you Logan, In an E-mail I sent to l-keford.com, I asked a director from SinCity Films what it would take for him to leave the pornography industry. I asked him that question -- not to trick him -- but because I wanted to know if there was anything he valued more than his career. Now, this director didn't give a direct answer to my question. So do you mind if I ask you the same question? I hope you have a few minutes to consider the question. So, Logan, what would it take for you to leave or not participate in the porn industry?

For the reason I am writing is in the hope that you will not pursue a career in pornography. Several years down the road you may have a different view about life and regret that you got involved with them. So, if I may, what would it take for you to simply stay where you are and even get away from the current line of work you are involved in? Further, what is it you really want out of life (money and fame, for example)?

I hope you will really do research on what your planning and consider the markedly negative side of pornography and not become just another woman used and discarded by the pornographers. Besides, what will you do when appearances fade? And fade they always do.

Logan writes Luke: "I know you are not a fan of industry, but i obviously am so far! The people i have worked with and met, have been very cool! All from Sin City and Hustler have been great to me and great to work with! I have a couple of new projects getting ready for start, i'll let you know when complete!Have a great weekend luke! I have always believed in giving everyone a chance!!! I am confident in making this industry better! Even if it only get's a bit better, i'll feel proud!I love sex, and want and will make the sex better on film!!!Call me cocky or whatever, but i will prove all for sure! Later, Logan!!! Ps- I know you like them clothed shots! But you know you really deep down inside, Love the nakedness/sexiness!!! Ha!!!Smile!!!"

Rumdar writes: My kind of gal.. Totally Deranged...... The question is will she convert?

Chaim Amalek writes Luke: It is good to see that finally, you are giving the gentile girls a chance. Stop trying to date the Jewess, and soon you will feel as right as rain. And it could not hurt you to have a new friend in the pimp/ho business (at Hustler, no less!).

Chaim Amalek Offers To Save Logan From A Life Of Misery

Chaim writes: Luke, I really like Misha's rap, asking to counsel Logan (who, if a trannie, sure is a hot one) against a career in porn. In that spirit, I want you to put that Logan in touch with ME so that I can disabuse her of the notion that a career in porn is glamorous. Just let her first spend a night beneath me here on the Upper West Side before she commits herself to making any porn. I will have a camera rolling througout the event. After a night of hot celulite "sex" with Chaim Amalek, I can guarantee that she will resolve to live an obscure and happy life outside of porn.

PS In general, I am interested in similarly counseling any women who are contemplating a career in porn, assuming that their papers from the CDC [Center for Disease Control] in Atlanta are in order.

5/20/01

I found this on QuasarmanRants.com:

Concerned writes…. Mr. Quasar, I recently read that on l-keford.com that you have signed DD cup ingenue, Logan, to your latest XXX epic. I also read on Ford's site that she is also contemplating doing her first anal scene. Quasar, I beseech you to not to let Ron Jeremy's swarthy probe violate the last nine inches of this young lady's her colon. A trauma as this could scar a woman for life!

Q answers: You can rest assured that Logan’s colon remains intact and hedgehog-free BUT her vagina was indeed assaulted by the eager appendage of a man in awe of his own good fortune. The fact that a girl of Logan’s caliber would even give Ron Jeremy directions to the nearest Sizzler is a testament to his incredible celebrity. That she had sex with him of her own freewill and required no counselling afterward is a testament to her incredible sense of charity and humanity. Logan appeared opposite Ronnie in "Valley Heat" this past week and let me just say that I expect a gift of some kind from Ronnie the next time I see him.

Concerned writes: Luke I read on quasarmanrants.com that sweet faced porn newcomer Logan has done a scene with the vile Ron Jeremy. Does this scuttle your potential marriage to her?

6/12/01

Luke Finally Meets Porn Star Logan LaBrent

So I finally met the famous 21-year old Logan LaBrent (loganlabrent@earthlink.net) porn star, that I created on my site in December. I, and her big beautiful breasts, long brown legs and fresh face, made her a porn star.

So she got lost from my directions and we talked by cell phone and I steered her in to the Starbucks on Pico and Robertson Blvds, rather than any of the 20 or so kosher restaurants nearby, where someone from shul might recognize me and report me to the Modesty Police.

And she gets her cup of coffee and I get a small plastic bottle of lemonade... And when I order, I feel like the female clerk is flirting with me...and I with her... And she's cute and spunky, just how I like them... And yet I'm supposed to concentrate on this beautiful porn star stripper and my heart is beating over the Starbucks clerk...

So Logan and I sit down and chat and our conversation is 70% porn related. This last 30 minutes. It has the tingly awkward feel of a first date.

She thanks me. I ask her back to my place to take a few pictures. She comes back. I seat her by my computer. She says, "Is that so you can prove that I was in your apartment?" Then I snap off the pics and move in tight next to her, hold my camera away with one hand, and snap a couple of us together. She says, "Is this so you can prove to your friends that you went out with me?"

And she's gone. No sex, not even a hint of sex...except from the Starbucks clerk.

JMT writes: "At least with the Starbucks clerk, you wouldn't be going where the Hedgehog has been. (Probably.)"

Former AVN managing editor Ken Wood writes: "Uh, Luke, is this Logan LaBrent for real? You interviewed her...does she appear to be "all there"? Because she seems to be too beautiful to do porn. This was always my problem in reviewing videos: whenever I saw a really gorgeous girl (as opposed to the beauty-impaired standard in the industry today) doing a scene I was caught between thinking "Wow, she's f---in' hot!" and "Why the f--- is she doing porn?""

Luke replies: "She's for real. She's a sweet country girl from Canada. She's doing porn for the money and fame and attention and glamor and for the opportunity to have sex with Ron Jeremy."

My friend Aaron tells me over lunch, "Next time you want to seduce a girl, allow me to lend you the keys to my place. Your guesthouse is not exactly conducive to what you seek..."

Frank writes: "Oh, come now, you're pulling my leg! A girl who could just as easily find a gig with Victoria's Secret or one of the top modeling agencies choosing instead to do porn... Well, okay, maybe she ain't too bright after all. On another note, I must say I love your interview-recap style. Especially the part about the girl at Starbucks flirting with you and having to pull your attention back to the future porn starlet. Brilliant! I'd love to meet her sometime. Maybe you'll be her agent, eh?"

Fredric writes: hey Luke ask Loganif she does interracial. if she can do a scene with Ron Jeremy i'm sure there is nothing wrong with Lex,Mr.Marcus or Sean micheals!

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