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5/25/00

Heather Barron Offers Luke Lunch

Heather writes: Moved to LA in December, 1999. Former Boston banker now adult entertainer. How? Why? Got ousted from bank due to bisexual affair with boss so they paid me off to leave. So examined my options, packed up the car and drove to LA from NH last dec. 31 year old executive, the underdog, not 18 year old model/actress/starlet wannabee. Underwent 12k in plastic surgery last monday, tits, tuck, lippo = remodeled. Gene Ross wrote me up on his site a month ago as someone to watch with a link to my site www.HeatherBarronXXX.com.

You know Barry Garron, Hollywood Reporter, AVN freelancer. I know Barry. I am doing a film with ShadowLane next month. My goal is to get signed by either Vivid or Wicked by March 2001 and I have been working toward that goal like a snake in the grass, quietly and have not met with anyone there yet. They probably don't know I exist. I did however, meet with an asswhole at Metro. I walked from that place fast.

The invitation: lunch with me next week. We will not f---. This is business. But Barry did say you were pleasing to the eyes. So I offer you a meal. I would like to talk...and gape. Interested?

5/26/00

Vivid Appraisal of Heather Barron

Louis Scorbick writes: Luke- If Heather Barron is really from Boston, she can't have a sex drive. Trust me. I lived in Boston for awhile and no girls there had any sex drives. Bunch of repressed twats, if you ask me. That's why I moved to NYC where the lovin's good!!! I checked out her site ( www.HeatherBarronXXX.com), she's cute in an innocent-girl-gone-bad sorta way but no way Vivid touches her with a ten foot Ron Jeremy Cock.

Heather Barron writes: Luke, my response to Vivid's appraisal (if Louis is with Vivid):

1. Any company that would rule a girl out without meeting her in person doesn't have good business sense. Jim South gave me a shot 5 months ago...I went into his office, he took the photos and we talked. That at least shows that he has the common courtesy to give the average joe a shot, the nerd, the housewife, and yes, the 18 year old supermodel. An open door policy within reason ensures everyone gets a shot and in porn, the "fantasy" exists because guys like to think they can actually have a chance with the girl on video. But on the flip side, if women can't also fantasize about being the girl IN the video, we are going to stop buying posters, videos, the magazines (I'm bi so yes, I read Playboy) and other star and studio driven toys.

2. I also met with John Bowen. We talked for 4 hours. He was straightup and told me my body was s---. And I agreed. I had been planning the surgery for quite some time and saw John prior. Despite rumors, the guy was cool and definitely much more heady some others I've met. John is a smart SOB. And I find that much more attractive than disrespect and a blatant ruleout.

3. It's not sound to make enemies in any line of work. You never know who you are going to meet again and when. I like to keep my options open unless someone slaps me in the face. Why Vivid would tear me down considering they don't even know me, is odd to say the least. All it shows the viewing public is, is that they don't respect women and that they are elitist and driven by a need to compensate for something lacking below the belt and a fear...maybe that the public is open to internet distributed flicks, venture porn sold via the simple $4.99 shipping and handling. They want us to think this is a lot harder than this is but the talent is not making s--- and the flicks are shot for 5-20g's. Even a banker can come up with that, set up a web site and if she has a way with men, she just might be able to sell at volume. And if she can get other hot women to work FOR her, well than, she's now a firm not a tool.

The First Amendment provides for freedom of speech. It unfortunately doesn't guard against your making yourself look like an ass. I'm now waiting for Wicked and VCA to tell me I'm not porn material. But hopefully they will make that decision based upon an in- person not a web site with photos shot 4 months prior to surgery. I came out to porn valley expecting to fail (considering the competition of fresh young meat) but that doesn't mean I will give up. If I can't be F on film than I would be more than content working on the business side in management, marketing, publicity or running my own production house. This industry is where I want to be. And that doesn't necessarily mean that I have to be a frontgirl...but of course, it would be an honor to be given the opp.

PS. I worked in Boston for 2 years and yes, it is repressive. I was born and raised in NY. If Louis did his homework, he would know that.

Luke: I don't think Louis Scorbick works for Vivid but you never know how these devious Jews work. I think that if there isn't room for a charming intelligent and attractive young woman like Heather Barron in the Vivid stable, there's something wrong with this industry.

5/28/00

Banker Spanker Dissed By Wanker

Curious writes: Dear Heather "Spanker Banker" Barron, You do not know me, but I am about to save your life metaphorically and perhaps literally. The words you are about to read or ignore in the following paragraphs may seem cruel and callous, but the truth frequently is.

You will not become a famous porn star for the following reasons:

1) You are 31 years old. You are young for a banker, but geriatric for a porn starlet. I would absolutely have sex with you, but I would not pay $5 to rent a video of you having sex with Ron Jeremy.

2) You are only marginally attractive. You are hot for a banker, but barely passable as a fluffer in a gang bang. Steve Hirsch would not date you so a Vivid contact is out of the question.

3) Your breasts are nice, but painfully average. They are not C's. They are not firm no matter how you try to fold your arms to make them appear so. They seem to have the consistency of pan cake batter.

4) You are not sexually kinky enough. Spanking? Sorry, that is not even remotely kinky in the world of porn. What is kinky at this moment in porn? Gang bangs. Bukkake. Golden showers. Ass gapes. Vomiting. Simulated rape. Sound sexy?

5) You are too intelligent. Reading your website you come off as a bit naive, but reasonably smart. I pray far too smart to let strangers ejaculate on your face in the hopes that it will encourage men to throw sweaty dollar bills at you when you dance in dingy strip clubs. Ms. Barron do yourself and those who really love you a big favor. Pull down your web site. Burn Jim South's phone number. Move back to Boston. Live a long, happy, and productive life. Good luck Ms. Barron.

ps If I have failed to deter you in your descent into XXX hell please remember this one last piece of advice: f---ING Luke F-rd WILL NOT ADVANCE YOUR PORN CAREER ONE BIT NO MATTER WHAT HE TELLS YOU ! !

Louis Scorbick writes: Luke- While I admit to being a devious Jew (and a REAL Jew unlike some pretend wannabes who convert to get chicks), I do not work for Vivid, although in a related industry, but am surprised at Heather Barron's huffy response. In case she hasn't noticed, she has chosen to work in a visceral industry. Judgments are made purely by physical looks most of the time. Whether one "makes themselves sound like an ass" for rating a girl's looks in porn is the heighth of silliness. Sure the surgery might turn Heather into a Vivid goddess. However I doubt it. And why the suckup, Luke? Trying to add number 4.5 to your belt notches?

I don't think her looks make the grade. However Heather is welcome to come over and audition for me in person, at which point I might change my mind.

George writes: Just out of curiosity I went and looked at Heather Barron's website. She calls herself attractive? She better go take a good, long look in the mirror. And as for someone calling her body s---, and her agreeing, well I agree with both of them. If she thinks she is going to make herself into a "star" with the help of a plastic surgeon, I sure hope she has the keys to Fort Knox or wherever it is the American government is keeping all the gold these days. And as for the "rates" she has on her site, she must be joking. Any guy with half a brain and loose money to throw around sure wouldn't be getting his moneys worth spending it on her. How many people does she need to tell her that she isn't porn material? Anyone can tell she couldn't hold a candle to almost all the girls in porn now.

Heather replies: It doesn't take a model to be a player in the adult film industry. Business boys business.

5/29/00

Spanker Banker's New Breasts-Luke this chick is NAIVE! You gotta stop her

Curious writes: So Ms. Barron has decided to continue down the slippery sperm covered path to porno oblivion. Well, I must admit the breast job is a definite improvement on her floppy original set even if you could drive a tank between those babies now. Where is the cleavage? I still, however, cringe at the thought of Ron Jeremy's sweaty cock thrusting between those freckled saline sacks, but the choice is hers.

I do offer two humble suggestions for Ms. Spanker Banker to improve her porn appeal:

1) Sunscreen is a must for a fair skinned red head such as yourself. Your face appears well-done in the photos. Although, the sun burn would contrast nicely with the milky strands of "man chowder" you seek to cover your face with.

2) Work on that sexy pout. In both of your new photos you have an expression that's closer to "Please Don't Hit Me!" than it is to "Please Come f--- Me!" Nicole Brown Simpson's domestic violence photos were sexier than that.

I really would like to see Luke interview Ms. Barron in June. Get her back story. Something traumatic happened to drive her to this behavioral extreme. Ugly break up with boy friend? Childhood uncle molestations? Passed over for promotion at the Dairy Queen? Life time of self-loathing and low self-esteem? Something. Then maybe have a few of the industry insiders that Luke has not completely alienated already honestly appraise her potential for success in porno land. Then Luke could follow up in six months as she returns to Boston bitter, broken (albeit bustier!), and infested with venereal warts. I smell Pulitzer!

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5/30/00

Knowing a sympathetic ear when she sees one, Heather Barron writes GeneRoss.com 5/30/00:

Dear Gene, I am sending you this because I think you can do it justice. It is an account of why I am where I am [in the adult industry]. I get asked it a lot and til now, I have kept mums the word. But I think it is time. My banking career is over. And no, I didn't scrub toilets. I don't think people understand why this is so important for me. And I know they are going to judge me. But still. I did what I had to do.

It's a short story. I was having problems in my marriage and at the time working at a conservative New England bank making $27.5K in corporate trust. My boss, a female was also coming out of a bad relationship. We commuted together and became the best of friends. One day we crossed the line and slept together while I was over her house watching a video. We felt really comfortable with each other. We were both having problems at home and it just felt natural. I had never been with a woman before nor had she.

At the time, I felt like my world was falling in. My ex was working as a butcher and got fired due to drinking on the job. We had been having marital problems and I knew making the break would mean he would not contribute financially but I didn't want those influences around my children. So I kicked him out and went it on my own. I had my parents to help with childcare. I took on a second job waitressing in Boston and babysitted on weekends. I would drive from New Hampshire 2 hours to Boston to work at the bank, walk 20 minutes to the restaurant, waitress from 5-1am and then on weekends I would babysit and waitress. I was working 7 days a week from 7am to 3am. I tried commuting home to sleep but I couldn't function. I was falling asleep behind the wheel of the car on the way home at night so I would sleep in the parking lot in my car at Days Inn in Southie and in the morning shower at Ballys in Boston. At least, I got sleep that way, but I wasn't seeing my kids at all. My ex fell off the face of the earth so to speak so I was in deep - ALONE financially and childcarewise.

My mom was diagnosed severely asthmatic and my dad, being diabetic was also limited and I was realizing that they would not be able to care for my children on a full time basis much longer. I didn't have any family I could call. And I didn't want people to know what I was doing to get by. I thought they'd think I was a loser because I didn't stay with my ex for the money. And I was not about to go on public assistance. I was a banker for god sake. My son and my dad are diabetics and I had my hands full.

When I was home, I was monitoring their health and was cognizant of the fact that they needed care and that I couldn't be there as I needed to due to having to work. My boss knew this and she was supportive of me making it as a single mom. She was letting me leave earlier to get to my second job and other employees began sensing a favoritism. At this time, things reversed and my boss somehow seemed constantly in fear that I would tell people about what had happened between us. I kept my mouth shut. We were friends. I had no intention of bringing all of this up. She was good to me as a boss understanding my problems at home and I was never going to violate that or our friendship. But it was knawing away at her. She started calling me into a soundproof room "the quiet room" daily saying "You're not going to tell anyone are you? We are still being quiet about this right?" I would knod my head quietly like a sheep and go back to work. But when this happened every day for 2 months, I began to realize that working side by side with a women I had f---ed was going to be an issue. I had let it go. She had not.

Finally one day, my boss called me into the quietroom and told me I was being moved to a different job in the same department. I had just been promoted, gotten my yearly review and a raise and now I was being moved to the correspondence area to push paper. I told my boss that I would rather stay just where I was...that I liked my job. She said that was not an option. She gave me the rest of the day off to prepare for my new position.

I went to the coffee shop around the corner and cried. I was supporting 6 people that I loved on my own...and I couldn't even see them. My college education and 8 year solid financial services career was being transformed in one day to a clerical position with a rating lower than the one I had had just getting out of school. But this wasn't sexual harassment. This was just a f---ed up situation. One that I had no way out of. My credit cards were maxed and I was paying $26 a day to park in Boston to support 3 jobs that were earning me less than $120 clear a day. My expenses were well over 3400 a month for 6 people (I wasn't living home remember and living in the car was reasonable). And now I was being moved to a new job with hours that wouldn't allow me to work the 2nd job. I went home, saw my kids for the first time in months and took a nap. The next day I woke up and instead of following the path crossing Fidelity to the bank, I made a detour and headed for the bank's Human Resources.

I explained my situation without breaking the silence but the personnel rep said that if my boss had made a recommendation for a move, it was probably in my best interest. "Do you have any reason why your supervisor would want you out of her area?" I took a deep breath and sat back far in my chair. I then told them everything. The bank sent me home with paid day off at 11am and they told me to call them the next morning, that they had to open an investigation. Two weeks later, paid time off during the hiatus, heart in my mouth wondering if I would have a job at the end of all this, I was given one "option"...a confidentiality agreement and a payoff. I said "What about a job?" The response "We don't feel it would be in your best interest to stay with the bank and we wouldn't want this story to get out." I had phone records to prove my boss and I were more than friends and one employee admitted he knew of our friendship (which my boss had denied in entirety) I had no money for a lawyer. So I signed my name in blood and went to Downtown Crossing in Boston. The people were milling about like flies. It was noonish and frigidly cold, late October. In the window of a video store, actually 3 video stores all side by side, I saw adult film boxes and on them, images of scantilly clad women. I went into the store and scanned the rows of porno.

These women were goddesses because of sex. Sex made them. Sex took away my career and the way I was supporting my kids. So I had to turn this around.

I spend two months, October 1999 thru December, with my children. I evaluated my 31 year old, 4x c-sectioned body and decided that I was an over the hill non-housewife who needed Ballys 4 hours a day in order to play out this wild idea I had in my head of being a porn star. So I told my dad the truth of what happened and what I was considering doing...going to LA to somehow turn all of this around for me. His only response: 1. Don't do drugs 2. Pay your taxes 3. Don't tell your mother. You have to do what you have to do. You have 4 kids. Drive safely and call me when you get there.

I got to LA and found out really quickly that the adult film industry was based upon what you looked like, entirely, not who you were inside or how good you could talk the game. I hit the pavement from Santa Monica to Glendale and applied for secretarial and waitress jobs to help pay the bills but they kept telling me..."You're a banker. You're not going to stay with us making $8 an hour." I would say "I just need a job." I got one offer, $2.13 an hour waitressing filling in for a waitress on vacation, graveyard shift.

The menu was intense. The outfit cost $90 bucks and the job would last 2 months. I didn't have $90 bucks. All this time I was cybering at night on the net with men and learning all the things about sex that men liked and didn't get in their marriages. I was a virgin til 21 and faithful during my 7 year marriage so I wasn't all that experienced. I learned a lot on line. I also learned that men who were married were willing to pay for time with women who wouldn't rat on them. I had no clue of how this stuff worked but I still had the bills back east, the bills in LA and credit cards maxed...so I learned FAST. I ran a profile looking for a sugar daddy and I found one.

Soon I had many offers and the rest is history. I became HeatherBarron. I met one guy that offered to help me put up a web site. I met others that offered to help with photography. I had my pictures taken and stollen but in the end, I had a marketing tool. www.HeatherBarronXXX.com. I met with people in the industry, Jim South, Metro and a few others. But my body was s--- and I knew it. I was still working out at Ballys 4 hours a day but I couldn't get my stomach back and my breasts were deflating with the weight loss. So I saved every penny that I made and flopped it down at a Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon for a breast augmentation, a tummy tuck and full lippo of my legs. Full body work. Done 2 weeks ago. I am still recovering.

The idea of a single mom making it as an adult entertainer at the age of 31 is ludicrous. But that doesn't mean I am not going to try. I did what I had to do. And it fed my kids. All of this, I did on instinct. Survival makes you hungry and gives you a drive and determination. I will probably get sued for disclosure. All this because I tasted pussy. Now I know why men pay for it. So don't ask me if I'm bisexual. I'll just tell you that I had pussy once and I ain't going back for seconds. Unless of course, it's a Wicked girl.

Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, I was all set to criticise putative female banker Heather Barron for abandoning a career as a banker for one in porn, when you ruin it all by revealing that, silly us, of course she was no banker. (I had hoped that she worked in the finance department of Morgan Stanley or Goldman Sachs making 750k per year.)

Heather Heather Heather. Sorry to hear that you are down on your luck and all black and blue from porn surgery, but there is no reason for you to do this at age 31(!). Just ask the warm, welcoming community of l-keford.com what else you might do with your life to support your family besides sell you body for sex, and you are sure to get at least a few good ideas. For example, have you considered running thousands of TINY ADS in small newspapers? If you run 2000 TINY ADS per day and make just $1 profit off of each ad, you would be pulling in well over 300K per year! And it does not matter what you are selling, so long as each TINY AD generates about a dollar in profit per day! You see, even though you are some sort of shiksa (you gotta be to go from banking to porn), Chaim Amalek stands ready to help you.

Curious writes: Well, Ms. Barron has effectively destroyed her porn career with her thoroughly depressing life story as told on Gene Ross. Who could ever get their "jerk on" knowing that sad freckled face above the bukkake bowl was a single mother of four who is supporting her ailing parents. Talk about "boner poison." Wait a second! How did she swing a Beverly Hills breast job? Food stamps?

LT writes: Heather Barron wrote how straight up John T. Bone (Bowen) was for telling her that her body was "s---". Guess what Heather?, Mr. Bowen says that to anyone that doesn't have massive fake tits! (he says that to all the girls, literally!). A supermodel could come in and he'd say the same to her. Mark Carriere is another that always finds "flaws", no matter how perfect a woman. Congratulations, you bought it. If you'd have disagreed, he'd have re-inforced it all the more. Gotta get that self-esteem beaten down. To some of these guys it's more a head trip and power trip than anything else.

8/6/00

Heather Barron's Ode to the Penis

Amused writes: Remember that wacky Heather Barron broad? She was the red headed Boston banker who dumped her children with her ailing parents, sunk 10 grand into new tits and liposuction and all so she could become a famous porn star / escort at age 32. Well, her site is getting weirder and weirder.

Case in point. Check out her bizarre philosophical rambling on the subject of the penis. She calls it "Penal Envy" apparently unaware that the word "penal" means "institutionalized punishment" as in "A prison is a penal institution." (Heather, the word "penile" refers to the penis. Now you know.)

A case of protein bars says you can't read though the entire passage without busting up.

"Women that are antagonistic toward men wish they had penises. But how can you blame them? What is it like to have a body part that can probe and explore...like a human submarine? What is is like to have to urinate through an object that hangs and girates? How embarrasing must it be to have a member that swells in appreciation of feminine beauty. And then to have members of the opposite sex scream blasphamously "Tisk, tisk...control your sexual urges you masculine pigdog"... when we are leaking in our pants ever so inconspicuously. The penis is a beautiful thing. Much like an impressionist painting. Veins like railroad tracks. Colors that illuminate with touch. Softness like the bottom of a nice Irish lass. It is my theory that many women have yet to find the beauty in partaking in a palate of peni. Size is irrelevant. Texture, color, volume per inch, ability to glow in the dark and respond to sound like a bat, and response time to fluid interaction are factors that go into any penal appreciation. Cock needs to be controlled like a wild farming plow spinning in every which way in a corn field. With proper care, it can harvest a crop worthy of praise. Let run amuck, you will just have a lot of bush and corn chips." Click here: Penis Talk

Curious: If you have any space on the netpond.com show this week why not get an update on Heather Barron and her "career" progress? On her site she mentions backing out of a shoot in June due to "health safety concerns." condoms? anal? open sores? Her penis essay was too cool. Get her!

Robert: I sent this to Heather. Will she respond to lf.com? Can you cajole this poetess into writing a tribute to Peppy? We shall see. "I really liked your poetry on l-keford.com. You are talented and beautiful."

Heather Barron writes: Traveled to Boston and NY in July, 2000. PR for "Love in a Vault" and spank and erotica sessions to talk with men about what they'd like to see on film. I'd like to be the poster child or milk carton child for indie porn. Adult film with plot and comedy. That is my goal and that all comes down to writing. An excert from the screenplay follows.

The Scandal of the Century. Banker. Porn star. America's Most Wanted.

INT. BANK. DAY.

REDBONE. Keep your hands off the new guy. We need to start keeping employees.
HB. He's got a cheap suit. Couldn't you at least hire someone stupid that looks likes money. Those slacks are dickies. You got to hire an 8.50 an hour community college dropout in Caterpillar boots and a Hanes 100% cotton shortsleeve. Come on Redbone.
REDBONE. Actually he used to work for the government.
HB. Really? Errand boy?
Redbone. Yep. Speech writer.
HB. Humm.
REDBONE. Miss Barron, your alter ego is our little secret...let's keep it that way.
HB. Don't threaten me. Besides, we have the highest signon rate in the country. You think that's because of these pieces of s---? (pointing to comp toaster) All the other banks are giving away bagel toasters. This is a run of the mill double white bread, get stuck on the side, right end starting to smoke, setting off the smoke alarm, dead in 6 weeks model. My pussy is maintaining over 80,000 accounts and grossing over half a million in fees.
REDBONE. Maybe you should get it a desk. I'd suggest you stay away from David. He thinks this is a job opportunity. (leaning over the desk)
HB. It just might be.
REDBONE. No. No. You ain't afraid they'll find out?
HB. That I'm using the bank as a set to shoot porn movies?
REDBONE. Something like that. You don't see this as a conflict of interest?
HB. Most conflicts of interest are business opportunities. Hell, the Brink's boys love me.
REDBONE. Well. that explains why no one's ever looking out the little window in the back.
HB. That window guy is my best fluffer. He's used to close ups and not breathing too much. This place doesn't pay worth a s---. I had to resort to a 2nd income. You know the deal Reddy, I have a kid. Most people around here are working 2nd and third jobs.
HB. Yeah, but most aren't suckin' dick.
REDBONE. (seeing gay guy) Okay, Emile is the exception but he's probably earning more than you. Gay pays more than straight.
HB. For escorting not porno. You need to learn the BIZ baby. David's mine but I'll take him when I'm good and ready.
REDBONE. Oh, yeah, when's that gonna be?
HB. When he's shredding his suit instead of those checks.
REDBONE. I beg you....don't seduce him.
HB. I'm not going to seduce him. I'm going to offer him a job with benefits.

Heather Barron writes: I met David of Simi Valley 4 months ago. I had advertised for male actors for "Love in a Vault" and David came called. He was really sweet on the phone, saying he was toying with the idea of doing porno but didn't have an in. He came down to my office one night and we talked. Just talked. He has a quiet powerfulness about him. He's unpolished and nonshowy so instantly I got this feeling that the sex would be intimate, sweet and also a tad wild and rough. It's like this big open question. We both don't know what it's going to be like. We won't f--- until the movie is made. There's been a nice little sexual tension building over 6 months of talk with no touching. He calls me every couple weeks to just check in. He's not a muscle head. He's just a nice quiet guy. Hungry and sweet. I asked him to take his dick out in an alley when we were shooting test shots. There were two cleaning guys watching and he was too shy so it stayed in his pants but he did have a massive hardon. See what's going on behind the Burbank Post Office on a Sunday afternoon!. David is a problem waiting to happen. Can't wait to have him inside me on film. So, basically, status check, I'm in production, casting, writing and still doing erotica sessions and strip shows locally. Personally speaking, I still don't own a vibrator. I see no need for artificial intelligence. Stay real.

3/5/01

Heather Barron - Brother, Can You Spare $300 For Some Bandwidth

Heather Barron writes on her site www.HeatherBarronxxx.com: Your $20 bucks will allow me to continue this site and my journey thru Lustville, USA.I really, really wanna do my first mini gang bang. I really, really want to continue my hot & artistic photography.I really, really want to continue writing about my private erotic life and all the boytoys I use for my pleasure. (if you want to appear on my site as a sextoy/porn star, email me.) I'll soon be pleasing regular guys like you across the land when I travel and in my members area, everyone will get to see all the wild things I let you do to me. Who will my first victim be? Mike emailed me well over 6 months ago. He has a regular job in LA and wants his first internet porn experience. I'll break him in gently! There's nothing better than rewarding my fans with pussy. I really, really wanna screw with peoples' heads at the local supermarket when they say "Isn't that the horny girl from the web that loves to take cock? You want a quarter pound of WHAT Miss Barron?!!!"

This is how this works. My hosting company charges me $300 a month for your constant downloading of my pictures. That, in technical terms, is called bandwidth. That, in artist's terms, is called da rent money. Now, who has been absorbing the cost up til now? Me. Now you guys are exceeding the $300 a month mark and taking me into the dedicated server market. If I don't generate more than that per month, I'm in the hole and I'd much rather have you in my hole than have to close this site. So, enough said, I'm not asking, I'm begging on my knees, with an open mouth, please if any horny guys are out there and you enjoy my site, let me continue f---ing and writing about f---ing, romance, love and lust and passion on trains and sex in alleys and the porn industry and...to continue providing those that can't afford erotic photography and composition, a room with a view. Those, like yourself, who might be able to afford the $20 bucks can help keep Lustville alive for cocks less fortunate. Click here.

Home Page Amused writes: I love Heather Barron's newest photo! BTW Luke, how much does your bandwidth run?

Voltron writes: Why don't you tell heather barron that her site "heatherbarronxxx" takes up ungodly amounts of bandwidth because her web site is designed by a moron. The pictures are resized within the browser (not a photo editing tool) and wastes a ton of $$$. Any decent web guru can make the site about 1/5 it's current size without any discernable loss of quality.

3/28/01

Say It Ain't So, Heather Barron

Amused writes: Today I surfed on over to my favorite site, heatherbarronxxx.com, for my weekly dose of philosophy, poetry, hilarity and harlotry and was shocked to read the following notice:

"Heather Barron XXX's closure. With no support, I must close. A lot of people are kind enough to email me telling me they enjoy all the free pictures and my writings but not many have actually taken a footstep toward supporting the continuation of this site and my work and thus, HeatherBarronXXX as a photography site will close May 1st unless things in the MEMBERS AREA look up. Thanks for a great year. I have enjoyed this romance immensely. I will miss you. Luv always, Heather"

It seems like only yesterday this floppy breasted, 36 year old, single mother of four came to the San Fernando Valley to pursue her dream of becoming a porn star. Over the past year we've watched her blossom to a DD cup augmented, platinum blonde, webmistress and prostitute. It appears the end is near. I urge all of l-keford.com to pay her one last visit before this little oasis in the desert vanishes forever. Click here: Home Page

Brandy Alexandre writes: I feel for Heather Barron. As a webmistress to a voluntary pay site for nearly 9 years, I know how she feels when people who use the site don't show their appreciation for it. The nice letters raving about the way it's written and the value of the content are nice, but it takes a lot of time and thought to put a site together and keep it updated. I know there are critics out there who say I never update my site so why should they pay, well, it's a case of "you get what you pay for." No one seems to care that much about it that they would even change some of their online purchasing habits, so I don't knock myself out. There is a direct cause and effect circle. If people were more demonstrative with their appreciation there would be more frequent updates, more pictures, and new content. Everyone wants everything for free. For even if was a pay site with hardcore, people would chargeback and complain because the pictures weren't recent enough, hard enough, numerous enough... They are just never satisfied so why kill yourself and go broke trying/ As it stands, my site gets out what *I* want, and I add to it and change things when I feel like it, just as I did recently. I wish Heather luck in her future endeavors.

Arch Stanton writes: I am sorry to read about Heathers intention to close her site. She picked herself up and made major changes in her life to hopefully gain some financial security. Unfortunately, she's in a young gals game and to try to build a fanbase without the benefit of movie recognition or an 18 yr old body is near impossible. Im sure she can escort to eke out a living. She also picked a bad time to enter the biz with dotcoms falling daily and people tightening up a bit with their money. I wish her well. If she comes back to Boston I'll do my best to console her. :)

Hot New Heather Barron Photos

6/12/01

Heather Barron writes: Dear Luke, I had a really nice talk today with a guy from NY who works in the culinary field who found my site via l-keford.com a few months ago. He called me just when I was putting up my latest collection of "College Days" sexy schoolgirl shots. He said he would have never found me if it wasn't for your site. I look forward to meeting Issac in July when will be doing privates in NYC and taking a bite out of the Big Apple. I'm sending you a sample from my site's (www.HeatherBarronXXX.com) June Member's Gallery. Luke F-rd remains one of the most entertaining venues on the internet. Keep up the hard work. You must never sleep but trust we are appreciating all the journalistic research and the risks that you take to bring us the f---ing news.

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Patrick Riley Answers Heather Barron's Questions

6/17/01

>Heather Barron Asks The Tough Questions >What is the average life span of the female porn star?

Pat Riley writes: Any answer would be meaningless. There are hundreds of girls who enter the porn industry each year and disappear after a couple of (usually pro-am) movies. Against that there are people like Chloe Nichole who seem to go on forever.

>Who has or is having the longest lived career?

Female: probably Sharon Mitchell (the blood lady) who does an occasional sexual appearance. Male: Joey Silvera or if you count people who haven't been seen in a while, Eric Edwards. The latter had on-screen sex in the sixties, seventies, eighties, and nineties (1995).

>Does f---ing at volume change the size of texture of the clit > or the inner or outer lips?

Are you looking for a depreciation deduction?

>Do you know of a porn star who actually screamed or cried > during anal or while being DP'd?

For real, yes, Aspen Brock. Others in similar situations such as Rochelle DeVore in 18 And Nasty #21 are probable but any on-screen evidence is not shown.

>Are there any porn stars that made movies while pregnant?

Are you crazy? There's a whole subset of porn devoted to videoing preggers having sex. See the Ready To Drop series. Some have appeared in a non-pregnant state either before or after. Best known: Sunset Thomas.

>Were any porn stars actually so nervous in a scene that they were > shaking?

Plenty of shaking porn stars in the pro-am. How about catatonic as in Halo in Real Sex Magazine #16?

Heather Barron writes Luke: Just wanted to say that your discussion of the hierarchy of the sex industry was right on target. I think a lot of porn stars don't want to admit to escorting because it makes them seem too accessible and as if they are common. However, making $500-1500 for a full day of f---ing strangers on film and doing a video which might show the female talent or sex act in a degrading light, seems well, desperate and driven by a need for attention, money for drugs or a sign of deep rooted problems. I have seen Christy Myst in person and I think she is downright beautiful. Why she'd allow Extreme to market her in the light they did is a mystery to me. Gang bang hardcore with a degrading slant, "slut" labeling, facials, in poor taste box covers...

Imagine a man showing up on your doorstep with flowers, candy and giving you a big hug. You go out to dinner with him for 2 hour and talk like you are old friends. You then go back to a private location, talk some more, about your lives, your hopes, your fears and your goals for the future...then you play all night long. There still seems something more respectful about that then the world of porn unless of course you are friends with your porn co-workers. Sex amongst strangers that don't attempt to connect on an emotional or mental level is degrading, whether it be in porn or in life. Television, film and radio have a way of adding flash and texture to anything. Everyone wants to be in the presence of a movie star and many porn girls are convinced they are of this category. But my guess is, not too many big ticket legit actors and actresses currently have to suck dick to pay their rent. But keep reading...

I saw a comment somewhere, Jenna described as an Erotic Artist by one of her publicity people. I tuned into JennaVision for the first time last night and saw a 3 way with Jenna, Asia and some guy. The camera work was incredible. First shot; Jenna rubbing her own pussy....you think it's a masturbation scene with Jenna alone. Wrong. Camera pulls back. Asia under her licking her. A girl/girl? Wrong. Camera pulls back. Asia being f---ed missionary. The advent of surprise and tease do make porn an art form. And all 3 look like they are having a great time. There is even one moment where Asia smiles at Jenna jokingly and you wonder if they are enjoying some private joke. The scene held my attention for over 30 minutes and 3 orgasms worth. After watching it, I didn't doubt whether Jenna or Asia were performance artists. In fact, I was convinced they were. I still don't know who the guy was and I really don't care. What can I say, I'm a typical guy.

While Tracy Lord is constantly bashed for one thing or another, I think she's a good symbol of porn in America. She did manage to crossover to mainstream TV and film. The last appearance of her on Stern showed real regret in her eyes though. You can tell she couldn't get ahead because of the stigma. She wanted to put porn behind her and she couldn't. Contemporary America wants nothing to do with porn in mainstream TV. You can put a porn star on an adult themed comedy or an interview show but those who work in the sex industry, whether they be strippers, porn stars, escorts or adult models will always be separated from the real world and all that wholesome programming.

I remember the first day I arrived in LA about a year ago. I couldn't figure out where all these young girls were getting the money to drive $50-70,000 cars. They were wearing designer clothes and hanging out all day, shopping, sipping coffee at cafes and well, doing nothing really. On the east coast, there is less of that. A pretty 20 year old will be seen driving a used Ford Taurus with dents. She's on her way to her $9 an hour job as a receptionist. And she's saving what she can so she can take a class in Microsoft Excel and go to the beach with her boyfriend during the summer. Los Angeles is f---ed up. Nothing here is real. And if women didn't have pussies, they'd most certainly be walking.

So, back to the initial question...who's a bigger whore, an escort or a porn star?...the adult film company or the pimp? That's like asking who's to blame, the drug dealer or the addict? If you are not making a positive impact on society and to the future generations, you will eventually be forgotten and disposed of. Good triumphs over evil...at least in the movies.