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6/14/01 From QuasarmanRants.com: Inari [Vachs] saved the day in what could have been a hugely expensive crisis caused by a childish, drunken mutant and she has my eternal gratitude. It is my hope that one day girls like Brooke will get it through their obstinate, narcissistic f---ing skulls that they are not special and they are not celebrities. They are fornicating with strangers on a movie set in front of other strangers so that still more strangers at home in front of their VCR’s can drop a load and go to bed. In the real world if you show up 5 hours late for work clutching a bottle of Thunderbird you’re almost certain to get passed over for a promotion. I relayed this story to Ron Jeremy who has never said an unkind word about another human being in his life. At first he wasn’t sure if he knew her but after a moment he blurted out, "Brook Lane?…from Florida? My god, she’s such an asshole!!!". Apparently Ronnie had tried to set her up with a gig being in a Kid Rock video which she flaked on or some other such transgression. Ronnie then launched into a monologue about Tera Patrick admitting to having intercourse with him on her show last night. I listened with interest at first but then wandered off. He may still be talking now for all I know. Satyric writes Luke: I see that Quaserman also called Brooke Lane among other things a "whore" on his site. Does this mean that to him Inari Vachs is not special in any way, is a non-celebrity whore, who's only purpose is to screw strangers so other strangers can get off, but to her credit does these whorish things soberly,punctually and with a better attitude as opposed to Ms.Lane? Quasarman responds: Satyric may think his comments regarding my recent web posting resonate with sardonic irony (which they do) but the truth is that he is exactly right. To her credit Inari does do these whorish things soberly, punctually and with a better attitude than most which makes her very valuable in this business. Director James DiGiorgio writes: Lukey, lotsa commotion with this Brook Lane girl. In her defense, I shot her in Sopornos3 this past weekend (sandwiched between Rod Fontana's Booty Camp, and Quasarman's latest three-and-a-half star epic) and I gotta say she was just fine. She was out on the boat with us all day, yeah, she imbibed a bit of the grape along with others, but that was it. Tell Q and Fontana I'm thinkin of putting on a Learning Tree class in "The Care, Handling, and Feeding of Porn Sluts." Maybe they oughta enroll. 6/18/01 Brooke Lane has several AA serenity chips on her key chain. She attends AA regularly. Rob Spallone: "Two glasses of wine doesn't make her a drunk. I've seen her drink." Jim DiGiorgio: "Two glasses of wine doesn't mean she fell off the wagon." Wayne Crews: "She has controlled drinking." Jim: "And it wasn't Thunderbird. It was Private Reserve. It was a fine wine." Rob: "Leave Brooke alone. Brooke is in my top three [women]." Michael Adams: "Brooke wanted to raid the homeowner's alcohol on Quasarman's set last week because she'd already drunk all the alcohol she'd bought with her." Adams, 36, says that he and Q. have been drug free for eleven years. Jim DiGiorgio: "Michael Adams and Mike McCormick might as well put their resignations in to Metro once my interview with Brooke Lane becomes public. It's explosive." 6/19/01 James DiGiorgio conducted an interview with well known Penthouse model and escort Brooke Lane last week. I got a copy of the tape Monday and I was going to transcribe it, but then I thought, Quasarman did a good job of summarizing the main points on his site QuasarmanRants.com, so why don't I simply crib from him and enjoy that John Updike novel? Brook alleged on Jim's tape: 1. It was Quasarman himself, not Brooke Lane who was under the influence of a controlled substance on the day of June 11th 2001. 2. She never said "I’m not an actress, that’s why I’m in porn". 3. The script for Quasarman’s movie was "stupid, insulting and made no sense". she also claims that she had no time to prepare for her role as she did not receive the script in advance. 4. Quasarman appeared both "stressed out" yet clearly "stoned". She does not clarify how these two seemingly incongruous states can co-exist. 5. The YAHOO corporation, in particular YAHOO MAPS, is woefully ill-equipped to dispense accurate driving instructions. 6. Ms.Lane consumed "only two glasses of wine" on the set of Quasarman’s movie and was not in any way "drunk". Mike McCormick aka Quasarman responds to these charges: I am not surprised...that Brook Lane has received scads of work after my angry tirade regarding her infantile behavior on my set last week. It is, and has been, the policy of this industry to reward morons of every stripe with forgiveness and continued employment. Case in point – Alexandria Quinn, a lying whore who cost this industry millions of dollars by lying about her age and then portraying an innocent young girl corrupted by pornography on Hard Copy has a contract with Elegant Angel and has no trouble finding producers and directors willing to pay for her services. Buck Adams, a man for whom crack was invented and to my knowledge has never completed a movie is gainfully employed in the adult industry. 1. It is possible that members of my crew were smoking marijuana on the day in question although I didn’t see it. With the exception of my still photographer and my Gaffer I have a crew of idiots and this does not surprise me. HOWEVER, as a life long sufferer of anxiety related disorders, specifically panic attacks, it is not possible for me to smoke marijuana. The last time I attempted to was 4 years ago and I ended up summoning a cab to take me to the hospital. Not an experience I’d enjoy repeating and I will gladly pee into a bottle, preferably one which Ms.Lane is about to drink from, to prove this allegation untrue. I have never been a user of any other type of narcotic either (except for the occasional Xanax tablet which I purchased at a Mexican pharmacy) 2. Brooke’s defiant denial that she did not utter the words, "I’m not an actress, that’s why I’m porn" is absurd. My entire goal in life is to conjure up witty one liners at the expense of others and so when I said "I’m not a director, that’s why I’m in porn" it was a direct result of her previous utterance. Several witnesses were also present, including Stevie, the girl whom she was speaking her parts to and who was also holding up the script off camera so that the glassy-eyed Lane could read it. 3. The script for my movie was indeed "stupid and insulting" as are most scripts in adult movies but it clearly made sense. When alcohol induced dyslexia kicks in, it sometimes makes reading comprehension difficult. As for not having the script in advance, she had 3 hours in the makeup chair to familiarize herself with the massive 11 page tome but with one of her hands clutching a glass at all times, it made turning pages difficult. 4. Was I stressed out? Yes, I was. When the star of your movie arrives five hours late it doesn’t usually induce a sense of serene tranquility. 5. My production manager Scooby was in charge of dispensing accurate directions to the location and though it’s true he did get them via Yahoo maps, no one else booked for the shoot got so lost that it took them five hours to get there. My guess is that Brook despises Yahoo because that is the sound uttered by the creepy Uncle who touched her inappropriately at a young age. 6. She claims that she had only "two glasses of wine". That’s only true if the two glasses she is describing were Double-Gulp tumblers from 7-11. Ironic, considering that Ms.Lane is apparently a successful graduate of Alcoholics Anonymous. My guess is that she skipped over the chapter in the Big Book entitled "Admitting you have a problem". In closing I’d just like to say that my reputation as a no-nonsense mediocre pornographer stands untarnished against the accusations of this shameful harlot and her feeble attempt at slander. I expect continued employment in the industry which has so cruelly crushed my dreams and robbed me of my spirit and which I have dedicated myself to so unselfishly if only because Alexandria Quinn is somewhere in the Valley right now with a penis in her mouth. From QuasarmanRants.com: Day one started out poorly. The always reliable and punctual Bobby Vitale did something completely out of character and failed to show up for work without even so much as a phone call (I hope everyone can detect my sarcasm). Previous attempts at booking Bobby for video work have found him either in jail or in the shadow of his girlfriend and Vivid girl Briana Banks but against our better judgement we wanted to give him another shot because when he does actually turn up he is one of the industry’s best male performers. Now may be the time to exercise the option of tough love. Last scene up featured the beautiful Stevie partnered with the awkward looking Mark Wood. It was during this scene that I called out things like "How’s my focus" and "How’s the light" only to be met by silence. It seems that my producer Michael Adams had nodded off at the video monitor that he was supposed to be keeping watchful vigil over due to his being out all night with persons of ill-repute the previous evening. At any rate, Mark blew a load in her eye and I drove home through the winding streets of the Hollywood Hills satisfied that I had contributed yet another pile of beauty destined to be used as a masturbatory aid by some gentleman whose wife is now overweight and frigid. Was Brooke [Lane] drinking? Witnesses will only say that she was acting "strange" but in this reporters opinion if she was not in fact drinking she was probably THINKING about drinking. I also heard that Ms.Lane pulled the ultimate in inconsiderate, selfish acts – she sampled each and every item at the craft service table with a mouth fresh from fellatio before any of the crew had eaten. Yes, it seems that during a break from the oral portion of her scene Ms.Manners went from entrée to entrée spooning everybody’s lunch into her selfish, post-pud polishing mouth… pieces of food falling back into their containers ….the same spoon coated with her tainted saliva diving deep into a communal dinner tray. Luke says: I got a call from Brooke Lane denying Quasarman's vicious accusations. Brooke says: "I just got off the phone with Rob Spallone about McCormick's comments. It is obvious that Quasarman is completely obsessed with me because he continues to create amazing lies about me. He's obviously infatuated with me. Confirmed sources say that he's completely in love with me. "I did a feature for Nick Pinkowski. I have Quasarman to thank for that. Because of his lies, people have been calling me left and right with job offers in features. Somebody [Scooby] from his [Quasarman's] set was there filling in [for Nick]. Nick asked me if I wanted him to ask Scooby to leave and I said, 'Absolutely not.' "I'm tired of all Quasarman's bulls--- and I'm tired Luke, of you putting it up." Luke: "It's funny." Brooke: "Yes, it is funny." Luke: "Where did he get this story about the craft table?" Brooke: "I don't know. I was on the set. I was eating dinner. And it has to be from Scooby. I wasn't fired from Mike's Metro set. I walked. I walk off sets that don't treat me respectfully. I have a reputation for that. I will continue to do that because I am not putting up with s--- from this business. Particularly not from somebody like him who started out as Bud Lee's stock boy." Mike McCormick aka Quasarman replies: One more time for old time's sake.... Brooke Lane, I fired your drunken, disagreeable poodle-headed ass!!! You did not quit!! and you do not have a reputation in this business for walking off of sets where you are treated disrespectfully. You have a reputation for being a dumb-ass warmed over hooker with both an attitude and a drinking problem. I have heard NO ONE say a kind word about you since you've been out here in LA on your hiatus from escorting back in Florida. I want you to LEAVE THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA!!! Suck penis elswhere!!!! As for your comment about being Bud Lee's stock boy, I wasn't aware that Bud was the proprietor of a convenience store. Stock boy? What the f--- does that mean? Put down the bottle and gather your thoughts before you shoot your mouth off next time. It's time for idiots like you to understand that we who toil behind the camera in this business will no longer tolerate your infantile, primadonna antics. Show up sober, do your job and go home. That's the totality of your responsibility. Write that on the back of your hand so you don't forget... and don't ever make me write an email this long to Luke F-rd ever again!!!!!! I could have used this for my own site!!!! Brooke Lane replies: Wow, he's so affected by me. It is adorable. I want to thank him for the ton of work he's gotten me. And I want to know how it feels for him to have no college degree and no options in life except to be a low on the totem pole porn director. Because I do have a college degree by the way and I do have other options. I got my degree in Sociology with a minor in business administration from a private university, one of the top ten in the country. I do have other options. I'm just having such a good time f---ing with people like him. I just wanted to say that I love you Mikey and I hope you're having a good time with all this because I sure am. I'm amazed and impressed how much time he spends writing about me. He also said that nobody in LA likes me. Well, several people have called me for work, so it is obviously not true. But Rob Spallone and James DiGiorgio love me. Quasarman replies: It is sad that I possess no skills other than those neccessary to be a porn director. It's just good to know that YOU have other options in life because of your impressive college degree. Many successful college graduates go on to suck cock in humid hotel rooms for booze money. I'm glad you're not letting your degree go to waste. Several people have called you for work so it's obviously not true that you're a f---ing moron? I called you for work too. I had to find out the hard way that you're a f---ing moron. Writing about it was just my way of protecting other producers and directors from you. In closing, Jim Digiorgio and Rob Spallone don't like you either. You're just too f---ing stupid to see it when people are laughing at you, not with you. By now you should be in New York with a strange man's unprotected penis in your mouth. Hopefully that will keep you quiet for awhile. If not, I'll be here eagerly anticipating your next drunken but college educated missive. Brooke Lane In New York 7/3/01 From NYCFantasies.com: Brooke is a breasty former Penthouse Pet who has been easing her way into the porno ranks over the past couple of years. A blonde strumpet with an amazingly tight and taut figure, Brooke's ravishing physique is her main claim to porno fame. She's got that top-heavy stripper look that never seems to go completely out of style in hardcore circles. Brooke's also developed into a quite expressive sexer on screen, which doesn't hurt her carnal career prospects. Brooke's first flirtation with the porno scene came in 1996's glossy feature "Zazel." She was just one of the scantily-clad Penthouse gals who cavorted their way through the soft-focus sizzler, lurking in the background of some sexy scenes. Brooke didn't dabble in porn again for another two years, preferring to work on pumping up her boobs and her feature dancing career. By 1998, though, she was ready to jump back into the frenetic fray. Brooke's good looks and go-getter approach have led to a handful of riveting and raunchy performances. Fans of brash and brassy blonde bombshells would do well to check Brooke out in any of her hardcore handful of features. Brooke Lane's rates in NYC: 1 hour, $1,500 2 hours, $2,500 4 hours, $4,500 8 hours, $8,000 12 hours, $10,000 To view Brooke Lane's portfolio, visit our website: www.nycfantasies.com To book an appointment, e-mail: bookings@nycfantasies.com Or call: (212) 253-8222
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