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After appearing in a few home videos, Halli met Ron Jeremy at a club, who helped introduce her to Seymore. Alisha "wrote Seymore a fan letter, and I told him I loved his videos so much that I had his name tattooed on my ass. This really got his attention. SO he called me and he came down to my place, and basically made all my fantasies come true." Klass briefly hosted a show on sex on L.A.'s 92.3 FM, The Beat, on Friday nights. On 3/31/98, she appeared on the Howard Stern show where she said her father murdered her mother and then killed himself. Klass and Tom Byron received XRCO's 1998 award for Best Anal/DP Scene for their tryst in Behind The Sphinc Door. "The only time I have good sex and enjoy it is when I work for Seymore," Klass told the crowd about her fiance Mr. Butts. In her first scene, Alissa recalled that "Ron Jeremy f---ed my ass real good." From Chino, California, Alisha became a Las Vegas stripper. After working as a hooker, she graduated with a degree in fashion design from the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising. Alisha Klass told Gene Ross in the Spring of 1999: "I ran into Luke F-rd around 5 am after the last AVN awards. We were just outside the bar at the Rio, in the aisle. He had just wrote all that stuff about how I slept with Paul Fishbein. I've been in Paul's office a total of about four or five times. Most times with Mark Howard. Paul's door was open with his assistant there. So I didn't like hearing that, obviously. Someone told me Luke F-rd was at the bar. I said where the f--- is Luke F-rd. Someone pointed him out. I said you're Luke F-rd? I go, you're the motherf---ing friend of everybody. People were now packing around me. I said you're the motherf---er who writes things about people that aren't true. I said don't do that to me. I don't appreciate it. Facts are facts. It was so weird. He stepped outside the crowd and still stood there and remained there. He did take everything off his site, but I know he printed stuff about Seymore that wasn't true." 11/16/00 Alisha Klass tells Gene Ross about her ex Seymore Butts: "We got into one fist fight. I came home from a Grammy Award party and had been drinking. Basically it would get to me that he would masturbate and not f--- me. And I just didn't understand that. I came home, and I knew that he had masturbated. I asked him to go upstairs and f--- me, and he acted like he was tired. So I kind of stormed through the doors and woke him up. I grabbed his face and he stood up and threw me to the ground and almost broke my arm after I had punched him in the jaw. "He wants to say oh, like Shane was a crack whore when he met her, stripping in a club and living in some crack hotel, supposedly. "He has a baby with nightmare Taylor Hayes and I say that because I think she's one of the ugliest girls on the inside that I ever met. I gave my world to her son because his father was in the office working all the time. "Taylor started telling people that I was molesting her child." Alisha Klass on Halle Ashton: "I only wanted to
do great work. But she had never been with a girl. She never had a cock
up her ass. She was coming over our house basically on speed all the
time and three hours late for work." (Gene
RossExtreme)
4/13/01 Alisha Klass's Cameo In Center Of The World I attended a screening of Wayne Wang's new movie "Center of the World" about a young millionaire who hires a stripper for the weekend to accompany him to Las Vegas. Slow moving and artsy rather than quick and entertaining, Center of the World takes its name from a woman's vagina. I liked the film far more than I expected. It was quirky and idiosyncratic portrayal of a sex world revolving around power and money and dysfunction. Alisha Klass says that her ex-boyfriend Adam Glasser, formerly Seymore Butts, drove by her apartment Wednesday with McKayla Mathews and shouted insults at her. Alisha says the police are taking care of the problem. Seymore disagrees below. Luke to Alisha: "What is your role in the film Center of the World?" Alisha: "I have a cameo appearance. I do one of my feature performances, my schoolgirl act. I bring my lolipops on stage like I do when I feature, and do a little lolipop dip-in at the end of the sequence..." Luke: "Where you dip it?" Alisha: "Pussy, Luke." Luke: "I bet that's a big hit." Alisha: "I hear it's a big hit. Artisan's pretty happy with it. I consulted on the film as well with [director] Wayne Wang. I consulted on how it would be if you would go to Las Vegas and somebody would hire a girl for a certain amount of money... And things that would transpire in a nice normal way, not in the way that most people would think." Luke: "So what you are you doing these days?" Alisha: "So much. My name is throughout the tabloids right now. I just picked up a couple more. I'm in The Star and The Globe. I am not feeding information but it is funny. It's good publicity. "I've been going to film school. I just completed my first directing class and screenwriting class at UCLA. I'm just about to start a fiction writing class so that I can learn the proper elements to writing. Probably erotic stories I will be writing. Because I've been writing for Club Confidential for two years. I write my column "Assk Alisha." I write it all. I don't like people writing my things. I have a way of putting things in a different, sweet, but hardcore way. They don't change a word of my writing. I write "Anal Tip of the Month," "Anal Try of the Month," as well as the story that goes with my layout. "I've been getting this fashion show together for Artisan. We had our fitting last night. The girls include Tera Patrick, Bridgett Kerkove, so you have the last three Best New Starlets [according to AVN], Renee LaRue, and Dascha and Cassidy from Vivid. It's more of a fashion performance rather than a fashion show. And there will be some girl-girl interaction in a sweet way. "We will be modeling Lisa Klein, she has a store at 136 N. Robertson. And also Hipster G, underwear and G-strings. Then Mack will do body painting from our tummies up, so we will be topless. "I'm excited. I have so much attention right now it's great to bring other girls in and let them get the proper publicity they deserve. It's a great opportunity where mainstream is mixing with adult for once, and it's like an ok thing. It's not a weird thing. "I'm shooting and directing segments for Real Rock Television (in New England, in association with WAAF and DJ Mistress Carie). I do different segments on my life. I've been a part of Mistress Carie's radio show for three years now. "I've been shooting a documentary of my life for the past two months. I just cut that to a final 72 minutes. It's called "Full of Klass." People are loving it. I'm going to use that to pitch my own television show which I will produce, host and write. "I'm not going to take any more hosting positions unless I am also writing and producing. I have my show on Playboy TV now. I just did my sixth show. It's called "Inside Adult With Alisha Klass." It's a live show all about the world of porn. My last guest was Tera Patrick. It was exciting. We got wild. That was my most sexual show. She's never ate a girl's pussy. I devirginized her on my show. We exchanged in that way. "I've had Ron Jeremy, Dee, and Inari Vachs and Brittany Andrews, Nicole Sheridan and her husband Voodoo. I think we're going to start involving music groups and different things within my show. "I'm traveling. I'm doing signings. I'm featuring here and there. I'm going to the Adult Expo in Vancouver this weekend. I understand that Ginger Lynn and Jill Kelly will be there. Then I will go to New York. I will go on Howard Stern Friday. Then there are two other shows I'm doing there. "Then I come back and go to Denver for a store signing for two days. Then I come home... Every week for three months now I've been traveling. So I'm a little sick right now." Luke: "I couldn't believe the stuff I read on GeneRossExtreme.com about four months. That interview you gave about Seymore Butts." Alisha: "He [Seymore Butts] decided yesterday that it was ok for himself and McKayla Mathews to drive by my place. I live nine stories up. I was cleaning my window outside. And he drove by and yelled out, 'Hey bitch.' He did his evil laugh. We're letting the authorities handle that right now. "You think they would have something better to do with their time. But it's ok. The police are handling it right now. It was a dumb move. I don't know what the point was. It's creepy." AVN's Ashley Kennedy asks about the "squatamole." Alisha: "Where did you hear about the squatamole?" Ashley: "I heard you should never eat at Alisha's." Alisha: "That's a crazy photo shoot I did where I decided to make squatamole and I put all the ingredients inside my orifices before I chopped them up." Luke: "Who did the photo shoot?" Alisha: "We're not going to give him credit. Some magazine. But I don't get credit or a dime for it so why should I give somebody credit? "Luke, you understand. You're a nicer guy than I thought. That's why I always called Gene because I didn't know you were nice like you are. And Tod Hunter, his feelings are hurt because I haven't called him. Well, if I call one person... I'm not going to tell everybody the same story." Luke: "Right. Just call one of us. Call Gene or call Tod." Alisha: "Or call you. "What else is going on in my life? I'm just really excited. I'm starting my own company. I'm meeting with attorneys in two weeks to set things up. It's going to be a production company. But I am not making adult films. I'm writing my first book. Called 'Top Klass.' It's not my autobiography. I'm going to wait for that. It's just a very special book for my fans." Luke: "What's it like going on Howard Stern?" Alisha: "It's exciting. E! came to my home. I had to get up really early to look good. Howard was Howard. He said that if I didn't talk about Bruce Willis, he was going to hang up on me. I think I played a great game of conversational striptease with him." Luke: "I thought Bruce Willis was gay?" Alisha: "Bruce Willis is not gay. I've heard the story before. He was good at the anal thing so you never know, right? I can't speak personally for all his life. All I know is that he said, 'Alisha Klass, you rock my world,' everytime afterwards. Kinda like, no pussy, just ass. You never know a man's personal life." I meet Lisa Newlan, a blonde actress friend of Alisha's who appears nude in a quick internet porn site shower scene in the film. Lisa: "I've been acting professionally for a year. I've done commercials and extra work. I don't dance or do adult films. I haven't crossed over yet." Alisha: "Luke, she's not a porn star. Don't harass my best friend. She plays the character Zipper Girl on WAF, New England's number one rock station. She's in my documentary. "We're on the show almost every night of the week. We called in on our way here to talk about the film. Lisa's on the Center-of-the-world.com web site. She's in the voyeur room. She's putting body makeup on one of the other dancers while I am undressing. "And she's in my documentary. She tells me about this dream she had about me." Luke: "Are you guys lovers?" Lisa: "Never." Alisha: "I don't do that in my personal life. We're not freaks all the time, Luke. I like to be freaky with my men, not women. Did I enjoy girls in my films? Yeah. But in my personal life, I don't go there." Seymore Butts replies: luke, time to get a few things straight. alisha is obviously upset with a recent interview i gave. i can only guess as to which of the items bothered her most... while a hooker in las vegas she didn't use condoms with her regulars. she had a 1 night stand with jackie martling(of howard stern)and thought hard about using the encounter as leverage for a semi-regular role on the show-jackie was and still is married. she is referred to as "the sex toy" around bruce willis' production office. bruce's partner,arnold, thinks bruce's affair with alisha is a big mistake and has been a source of contention between them. alisha f---ed emilio esteves in order to get the "marilyn chambers" role in x-rated-the mitchell brothers story. now, as for the police, i have not been contacted by anyone regarding this alleged drive-by. she lives in ...one of the most secure buildings in l.a. and on the 9th floor,no less. i yelled insults nine floors up or did she just happen to be standing outside the builing when i "yelled"? this must be what the police are trying to figure out as well. if you or your readers have anymore questions on this or any other subject, i will be conducting a live chat tonight at 8p.m. pst. @ www.teamtushy.com. always and forever, seymore butts p.s. the movie "center of the world" absolutely sucks and alisha only appears for 90 seconds. paying for this in a theatre would be a complete waste of money IMHO ! p.s.s. "f---ing stars doesn't make you a star, just a starf---er" XXX Porner writes: Is it better to be a pimp or a prostitute? At least when you're a prostitute, you're making money off of yourself. Seymore's a pimp. Instead of making money selling other girl's asses, maybe he should go out and sell his own ass. Adam brought Alisha and Shane into porn. Because they loved Adam. At least prostitution is honest. Porn star Alisha Klass writes: Hi Luke, Hope you celebrated this holiday weekend in whatever way you do. Thanks for the thank you. I just got in from Canada, the expo was a hit. Nice to hang out with the girls who attended. Jill Kelly, Shayla, Cassady, Briana and Dayton as well. What a mess this whole weekend has been on the web. You know, it sucks that you get away from someone and they don't go on with their own stuff and stay out of yours. Why do certain people have to continue to try and be cruel and lie? I'm thru with any further comments when the idiot opens his mouth. Doesn't he have his own things going on to get nice press? I've stayed away and I shouldn't have reacted to his evil comments and the stupid back up stories he cooked up. I'm better than that and I left that certain personality for a reason. He did drive by and that really upset me, then after the comments posted on your site, I lost it and that's the last time I spend any negative energy on people that have no business or matter in my life. My life is going perfect and I have been working very hard to move on. I don't really care what anyone's take is on the Willis story, cause nobody else is involved. And if I'm only a star, cause I squirt 10 feet high well, I'm not squirting in any other area of my accomplishments, so myself and my work and the way I treat others speaks for itself. Thank you for printing my interview and for covering CENTER OF THE WORLD. To bad you couldn't hook people up to a lie detector test, before you posted their comments, then the people would know the truth. 5/17/01 What Is Playboy TV Hiding? After repeated invitations by Alisha Klass, I finally took her up on her word this evening to sit in on her Playboy TV show "Inside Adult." After battling through rush hour traffic for 40 minutes, I arrived at the location in Hollywood and waited for ten minutes in the lobby. Then the director, Robert Bauer, came out to tell me that it was a closed set. He would risk his job if allowed me on. He was very sorry. He reads my web site and enjoys my fearless reporting. At this, my anger begins to subside. He understands if I must flail him for this snafu. That I gave up a date with an attractive economist and a community wide meeting in Torah to go to this stupid Playboy set to be sent away. Bauer came on board of Inside Adult and Nightcalls six weeks ago. His background is mainstream and he wants to bridge the chasm between mainstream entertainment and pornography. He might give me some exclusives in the future to make things up to the l-keford.com. Bauer says that Playboy is clamping down on many of their shows and closely monitoring them. They want no outsiders on their sets. So what are they hiding? These directives apparently came down from the top - Playboy TV president Jim English. He featured prominently on that Fifth Estate Expose a few weeks ago. Robert told me that it was his fault that he had not communicated clearly enough to Alisha that the sets were closed. Robert said Alisha arrived around 5PM Wednesday evening. At which time they discussed that I had been invited and that the set was closed. Still nobody notified me (I'm easy to get a hold of via l-keford.com, etc), so I wasted my time. I drove away at 7:30PM to the Meeting in Torah - about 300 Jews from about 15 different synagogues, from Reconstructionist to Orthodox, around LA. It was an opportunity for me to grow in tolerance and compassion. We studied Moses for two hours. Which was probably a more worthy way to spend my evening. I tend to be tolerant of most things but theft of my time does annoy me. Alisha Klass writes Luke 4/18/01: Good Evening Mr. Luke F-rd, I just read about your experience this evening and I want to apologize to you. If you were unhappy, I wish you would have asked someone to get me and I would have helped you. Did you even see the fashion performance show? I guess it went well. I would like to thank the girls who participated today in the COTW (Center Of The World) fashion performance show Tera Patrick, Bridgette Kerkove, Renee La Rue, Keri Windsor. Great girls! We had a fun day together. Classy show as well. Catch it Wednesday night on Entertainment tonight. The girls each had an individual interview after the show. So, check out ET Wednesday (18th). Luke, I'm very sorry. Now I know why I didn't see you inside. Maybe I can make it up to you and invite you on the set of "Inside Adult" tonight (Wednesday 18th) live at 9:30pm. Come around 7:45pm and you can also catch Tiffany Grannith and Julie Ashtons show "Night Calls" first. E-mail me back and let me know. Again, I thank you for your effort tonight to cover the event, I only wish you would have mingled with the right people. I saw you as I ventured down the press isle and I thought you were taken care of. If I had known, I would have handled it!!! I think the highlight of my evening besides seeing you Luke (LOL), was the Entertainment Tonight interviews and the sincere thanks I received from the executives at Artisan. Oh, and the interview on Fox 11 News Live with Wayne Wang and I will not be forgotten. My hard work is finally starting to show through. Let me know about "Inside Adult." Keep Smiling and Many Thanks, Alisha Klass Luke replies: I would love to come to your set. Alisha replies: Hi, I just phoned my executive producer and she's checking to get clearance, so that you can come on set and review the shows. Also, I will make sure that you can interview all talent from Night Calls and Inside Adult. So sit tight. I didn't know there would be an issue. She said it should be fine for tonight. But, we might have to put it off till the next show date in two weeks. So, I'll get back to you as soon as I get the call. Enjoy your day! Smile All Day, Alisha Alisha writes 4/19/01: Hi Luke, I just got word from Playboy TV. They would like to invite you to set in two weeks. They want to prepare for your visit and set up interviews and so on. I think it's kind of better for you as well. So, Wednesday the 2nd of May at 7:00pm. We will speak before that. I'm off to New York early in the morning. I'll be on Stern 7:30am eastern time, then ofcourse, the replay. Then I'll be on the Chauncy Hayden show for two hours. I'll be signing autographs with Wayne Wang for Center Of The World on Saturday. Then it's time to rest with my NYC friends! So, I'll write to you from New York. Have a great day Luke. Let me know if your clear for the 2nd and if you can watch "Inside Adult" tonight at 9:30pm. Ahhhh come on Luke, you know you get Playboy TV. LOL! Alisha Klass writes 5/2/01: Dearest Luke, I'd like to offer you my deepest apology for not coming thru for you and inviting you on the set of Inside Adult. I just read what you posted about my car accident. Wow, you're pretty good. How'd you get so many facts correct? Thanks for not dropping my dates name. My face shattered the windshield, but I just had some light bruising. My neck is just getting tight and I have whiplash, but I will be fine, thanks to the beautiful exotic flowers and the airbag. I've had to cancel my appearance on "Howard Stern" for Friday and my feature engagement at "Club Gossip" in Long Island, but my friends are spoiling me with comfort. I'd like to use your site as a venue to thank all of the people who have sent on-line get well cards and their kind words to suchklass@aol.com. Thank you very, very much. Luke, please mark your calendar for May 16th, cause you're going to come have a blast on the set of "Inside Adult" and get great interviews from my guest. Tonight I had the pleasure of interviewing Kylie Ireland and Ginger Paige. Thanks for a great show girls. They both look incredible. OK Lukster, I'm off to gab with my girlfriend and then hit the sack. You're wonderful and I hope you have a great night. Oh, also, I have a huge meeting with the director and producer (female) of 3000 miles to Graceland on Monday night. Much on the table, I'll keep you posted. That's all for now! So long sweetness! Keep Smiling, Alisha Alisha writes 5/15/01: Hello My Friend Luke, You are so on top of your game. I was going to e-mail your confirmed invite tonight after class. So, yes, we're hanging out tomorrow evening together. My guest are Ava Vincent and Syren. I'm quite excited. I'm also happy you're attending. I will give you the exact address in the morning. But, let's say 7:30 pm. So you wont miss Julie Ashtons show. Get some rest! See you tomorrow! Always Smiling, Alisha Klass Alisha Klass writes 5/16/01: Just so you know, I'm on top of retrieving the physical address for you. You will get it as soon as I get the call. I'm excited to see you tonight! You're going to get the best interviews! Always Smiling, Alisha Klass Alisha Klass writes 5/16/01 at 11:39 AM: The address has arrived! Find street parking and walk on in. Ring the buzzer and I promise everyone will be aware of your arrival and you will have no problems. Luke writes Alisha 5/16/01 at 10:04 PM: Hi Alisha, Needless to say I was disappointed to get turned away... Robert Bauer was very gentlemanly about it... You owe me some exclusive scoops now! Let down, Luke Alisha Klass replies at 10:49PM: Luke, I'm SSSSSOOOOORRRRRRRyyy! The rules have changed and I was unaware. Plain and simple. How about an exclusive interview with me next week. You name the time. I do have a lot to say right now, but I'll save it. Needless to say Syren, is one amazing girl. Sorry you had to drive thru traffic and all the irritations you must have experienced. Have a nice evening and thanks for being such a great sport! Smiling Right At Ya, Alisha Klass Julie Walters writes: Changed rule? Unaware? I worked on Night Calls a year ago and those rules were in place then. The set got closed last year because one of the hosts got nervous when people were on set and she was expected to be sexual. Surely Alisha knew of these rules, as they were reiterated every week, unless she thought she was somehow above them, which, from what I hear about her is entirely possible. Alisha Klass writes Luke 5/17 at 5PM: Thank you for posting my e-mail's I sent to you. I never would have been inviting you to the set if I new it was closed. I am not above the rules, but yes Julie Walters, I do voice my opinion. This is true! In closing Luke, I hope you understand I was just as upset as you were. Playboy TV is not trying to hide anything. There's a lot going on with two live shows to prepare for that evening and there just isn't a place for guest or reporters. This is my understanding and as one of the beings involved in the day, I guess I have to agree. Luke, please no hard feelings. It's nothing personal. And besides, you're going to get the best interview next week. (SMILE LUKE) Most Sincere, Alisha Klass Alisha Klass Lands New Mainstream Role 5/25/01 Kevin Moore at Stunningcurves.com writes: An inside source as informed me that adult starlet Alisha Klass will be in a new mainstream movie. She was recently in The Center of the World, which received a thumbs up from noted mainstream movie critic Roger Ebert. This new movie is a surfer comedy called Surfboards. In the movie Klass will play the leader of a teenage girl gang. Writing and directing the film will be Cody Jarret who was recently in the movie Mystery Men. Principal photography starts late Summer in LA. The movies style is along the lines of an exploitation film, similar to Russ Meyer's work. Meni writes: "Directing the film will be Cody Jarret who was recently in the movie Mystery Men." As if that is a good thing. That was the worse movie ever made. Brandy Alexandre writes: Alisha Klass may be in an acclaimed movie, but when the part she plays doesn't have a name, and the reference to it is only "stripper," I wouldn't promote it as if playing essentially herself in a stereotype was the reason for the thumbs up. ;) From FilmThreat.com: Former porn legend Alisha Klass, recently seen in Center of the World, is set to star in an ultra-violent, girl-gang surf genre film in the vein of the Russ Meyer classic "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" In "Surfbroads," Alisha plays the gorgeous yet ruthless leader of a teenage girl gang whose daily activities include surfing, hustling, and (of course!)…murder. “Alisha’s perfect for the role. She walks down the street and it’s chaos.” says writer/director Cody Jarrett. This holds true following the recent tabloid & media frenzy surrounding Ms. Klass. Cover stories in the Globe, Star, and National Enquirer exploring her relationship with actor Bruce Willis; her erotic promotion for Wayne Wang’s film The Center Of The World; her top-rated weekly Playboy Channel show; regular guest appearances on Howard Stern. All eyes (and then some) are on her! Surfbroads represents Ms Klass’ first starring role in a crossover film. “I loved the script and felt an immediate connection to it” says Alisha. “Plus, I get to kick ass; something I do rather well!” Luke interviewed Alisha Klass by phone Friday morning. Luke: "What's going on with you?" Alisha: "I'm still getting over my [car] accident. And I'm taking a writing class at UCLA and working on my book every day." Luke: "What is the writing class?" Alisha: "A fiction writing class." Luke: "What does it involve?" Alisha: "I'm learning that there's a huge difference between non-fiction and fiction. And I'm learning the techniques and how to write fiction. I've been writing for Club Confidential for two years but that type of writing is different from fiction. Fiction can be from anybody's point of view. There's just so much detail to the surroundings and things like that. I'll be taking the course for eight week then in the summer I'll take courses in psychology and things like that." Luke: "What's going on with your TV show on Playboy?" Alisha: "It's going really well. I had a meeting yesterday and the show is taking its shape. When you have a brand new show like that, there aren't really any boundaries. So as they come up, you shape them to be better. We're getting so much positive feedback from the community. The show goes to 30 million homes and South America. Every week is different because every guest is different. "I just had Syren on. Have you ever met her?" Luke: "Yes, she's Asian, right?" Alisha: "Yes she is but she's a wonderful girl. She got crazy and jumped on me. And that was fun. You have to work with whatever you have there because the show is live." Luke: "You were born to do a show like this." Alisha: "Right. That's why I'm really excited to do documentaries and host. It's really easy for me to carry things like that. In my adult films with Seymore, everything was improvised and it was all about stringing things together. My mind thinks as a whole. I know where to go with things. I guess it is a natural talent because it's nothing that anybody ever taught me. "People don't see that there's an earpiece in my ear [during Alisha'a Inside Adult show on Playboy] and there are things coming up on my prompter. And the calls, you never know what is going to come out of people's mouths, the callers... We want to make the show very sexual but yet get information about the industry and the girls out. I have to sit there as the host and intermix all of this. It's not overwhelming, it's really kinda exciting. I'm just seeing more and more how talented I am in those areas. "I create my own little openings for the show and I do my own homework to know facts about the girls and I surprise them in that way. Syren thanked me after the show for having so much knowledge about her. There are a lot of things to learn from watching Jay Leno and Opera. I just took a weekend course at UCLA called "The Art Of The Interview." "My instructor has published eight books already. I learned from her mistakes because she got screwed in the editing process. With my book, I'm not going into William Morriss or CAA and trying to get an advancement. I'm putting the book together myself, exactly the way I want it to look, and then I will take it in and go through the process. But I will try to keep complete creative control on my book. It's not going to be your standard text. I'm creating a lot of artwork." Luke: "You were making a documentary about your life?" Alisha: "I've already completed that. It started out as segments I was creating for Real Rock TV in Boston. And then it evolved from taking my directing course at UCLA. My final project had to be a three minutes short. Mine turned into a 72-minute documentary which I will edit myself again. I got an A in that course. "I have the cover and featured article in SteppinOutMagazine.com written by Chauncey Hayden who has a [daily] show on Eyada.com. And now I just got my own weekly segment [on the show] every Tuesday at 9:15AM EST. I'll be corresponding from my home. "I just did a radio show this morning - on 97.1 "The Eagle" in Dallas and it also goes to 105.3 San Diego. They want me to do the morning show with them every morning but I have too much to do. But I am doing a weekly segment... "I'm writing a radio press release. And Artisan Entertainment [which distributes the movie CENTER OF THE WORLD] gave me a huge list of 60 different stations around the nation. "I'm starting to promote the Kegel Master 2000. It's a vaginal exercisor. Just like you would go into the gym and work out your bicep muscles. Well, it's the same thing. The kegel muscle enhances your sexual arousal and sexual response. It just makes your vagina muscles and kegel muscles tighter. By regularly squeezing those muscles, you'll get progressive resistance. So when you're having sex, you'll have multiple orgasms. "I've been using it now for three months. It's a great product. There's also a silent vibrator you can order, like a silent pocket rocket. So while you're masturbating, those muscles are contracting and it is automatically doing the exercise and work for you. The pocket rocket is silent so you can hear the clicking inside your vagina as this exercisor is moving inside you. "It's a great product for women who've had natural childbirth because when the head of the child comes through the vagina, it busts up the blood vessels and the kegel muscle. There are a lot of women who can't have orgasms after they give birth to their children. "The Kegel Master 2000 also helps with incontinence. A lot of women after childbirth, when they laugh or run, they'll urinate because their muscle is weak. "I know it's kinda funny because it is a vaginal exercisor but I am really going to try to educate women and get them to purchase this product because it really works. "So I'm reaching out to the mass radio market right now to promote that. I'm basically now a partner within the company. So, instead of featuring right now because of my car accident, I'm just going to stay home and keep up with my writing and take these weekend workshops [at UCLA]. I just signed for another year with Club Confidential magazine to write my column 'Ask Alisha.' "I've been doing all this media about the Bruce Willis thing. And it just seems that when you tell the truth of a story and not put people down that people take that to heart and back you up. I'm getting the nicest emails. I got feedback from the Howard Stern Show saying that they've never seen him be so genuinely nice to anybody. "My grandma watched my appearance on Entertainment Tonight a few weeks ago [about Alisha's role in the premiere of the new movie CENTER OF THE WORLD]. She's proud and happy. I showed her [Alisha'a appearnce on] Howard Stern which, at first, was a little hard on her. I am very close to my grandmother. She's like my mother as my mother died when I was two. We are so close and we talk about so many things. "I try to help my grandmother by bringing her up to speed on the world today. And I know that sometimes it is brutal. But she has been so sheltered, so if she is going to understand me and my life and who I am in this world, I want her to truly understand what I am out there doing. She will be watching my documentary. "I had a friend over at the time... And when I walked out of the room, my grandma told my friend, 'That was a little hard for me to see.' So when my friend told me that and left, I went upstairs and talked to my grandma... 'I know that was hard for you to see but that's reality grandma. And that's who I am right now. And trust me, for Howard Stern, that was an excellent show.' And she appreciated it. "I think it sucks when family members have to go through life not understanding the people around them, particularly if it happens to do with your sexuality and stuff like that. It shouldn't be hidden. Because it's not a bad thing." Luke: "Has she seen any of your adult movies?" Alisha: "Oh no. My grandmother is so naive. I remember last September, I was taking a walk with her. And I said, 'Grandma, it is so weird how many men and women around the world get in contact with me.' And we started talking about adult films. And she said, 'You mean, people masturbate to those?' I said, 'Granms, yes, of course, what did you think pornography was for.' That's how naive she was. "But again, I think it empowers her to understand these things. "Before I ever started stripping in Las Vegas, I thought, 'Oh no, I could never do that. You're not treated well.' But when I finally did it, I saw that it isn't like it is on TV. Now I understand it and I can educate people on the way it really is."
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