Samantha Slater

On the set of Chick Flick, directed by Ron Sullivan. May 19, 2004.

Wednesday, on Rob Spallone's set. He wants me to get him a mail-order PhD out of Rolling Stone so he can wear a white coat and pose as a doctor.

Samantha Slater has been in the business six months and done about 20 movies.

Ron Sullivan: "She has that thousand-yard stare."

She's a gorgeous lithe blonde, 27yo, with a glamorous 1950s style blonde haircut. She was married to an Army man for five years. She did her first scene five years ago, then left the business.

I'm smitten. I stare hard. I'm trying to figure out where I've seen her before.

Ron notices me. "I haven't seen you smitten like that before, maybe with only two or three girls. You've seen her before but she's done her hair in a new way."

Duke: "Why do so many porn stars come from North Carolina [home to Adam & Eve]?"

Samantha: "Because it's the Bible belt, and filled with big fat close-minded slaves. I wanted to get the hell out of there.

"Yes, I was scared by the HIV crisis. That's why I'm only doing girl-girl now."

Bill Diehl directs Sam's photo shoot. "Open your knee. Let me see your left breast now. Turn your face right. Tummy back. Ooooh. OK, top off."

Sam can't distinguish between left and right. She has big tattoos on her side and buttocks.

Rob Spallone walks in. Trinity James has brought a box of glazed donuts from Krispy Kreme. "I'm going to teach you how to eat them," Rob tells her. He uses a napkin to squashes the donut and then stuffs it in his mouth. Repeat. Repeat.

Rob orders the girls to smoke outside.

Sam takes a big hit on her bong.

Duke: "How was the big talent meeting last night?"

Rob: "Only a dozen talent showed. There were all kinds of lawyers and doctors [about ten people from Cal OSHA]. Gene Ross. The industry's f---ed."

Bill Diehl: "Then I'm screwed then."

Rob: "On the 4th [of June], there's a big meeting that we're all invited to [hosted by various state politicians]. If they do all go all condom, and someone is caught shooting without a condom, what's the fine? One of the lawyers said the minimum fine would be $18,000 on the company.

"As far as companies paying for tests, that is up to the companies.

"Tony Tedeschi killed Cal OSHA [monitors workplace safety]. Out of nowhere, he goes, 'How many dentists have caught HIV in the past ten years?'

Bill: "Oh, a ton."

Rob: "Wait. Nobody knew where he was going. One of the Cal OSHA lawyers said none. Tony asked, why is that? Tony answers himself, before that there were dentists getting HIV. But now you've made it a law that they wear gloves when they go in somebody's mouth. How can you not make a law for us to put condoms on when we're dumping loads in faces, mouths, asses?

"He made a lot of sense. Tony's condom only."

Kenny, production manager: "Even during a blowjob?"

Rob: "I don't know. If you are going to be condom only, it's got to be for everything.

"Seymore Butts. I've never met him before. He's out of his mind. He made some good points. There was a weird chick out of her mind.

"About 40 people were there. One lady from the LA Times, Caitlin Liu. She called me while I was in anger management, asking if she could come. Mark Spiegler, Derek [from LADirectModels]. Nicole London. Jim South. Bill Margold.

"We were sad there weren't more talent there. There was very little screaming or yelling, except from me and Tony."

The meeting ran from 8PM until nearly midnight.

"Cal Osha is investigating AIM. They say they can get the tests cheaper than AIM does.

"Sharon [Mitchell] had a guy there. An ex-cop. Muscular. Jack Lawrence. He donates his time. He asked to speak. He said he was there to represent AIM. He read a letter from Sharon Mitchell. She basically said she was the last hope. Who cares? Get to the point. We don't want to hear her patting herself on the back.

"AIM wants to do two-week testing. Who is AIM to do two week testing? Who is AVN and AIM to shut down the industry? Sharon went on record that we should shut down for 60 days. Then she opened up after 38 days? How is that possible?"

Rob talks to Samantha. "Did you say hello to my friend Duke? He's very wealthy. Do you want to date him?

"She's a whore."

Duke: "She's an actress."

Rob: "She acts like a bucket."

Ron tells me: "Samantha asked about you. I said you [had an ambivalent relationship with] porn girls."

06/13/04

Duke: "You know who I like? That Samantha Slater."

Rob: "Oh, I have to call her."

He dials and puts her on speaker phone. She's living with Wesley Emerson.

Rob: "What are you thinking about? Duke Floored f---ing you in your ass?"

Sam: "Who?"

Rob: "Duke."

Sam: "Who?"

Rob: "My newspaper reporter."

Sam: "I don't know who he is."

Rob: "You knew him when you blew him."

Sam: "I can't remember."

Rob: "That's true. If you come tomorrow, can I f--- you?"

Sam: "We'll see."

Rob: "What am I? Like a dog? I get a bone?"

Sam: "If you're nice."

Rob: "I'm never nice."

Sam: "I'm messing around on my computer. I've got paperwork."

Rob: "What are you, an office lady?"

Sam: "My divorce."

Rob: "I'm going through that too. How's your boyfriend?"

Sam: "I don't know if he's really my boyfriend any more."

Rob: "You go through a lot of guys."

Sam: "I know."

Rob: "You're like a doorknob. Everybody gets a turn. When was the last time you got laid?"

Sam: "Last week."

Rob: "Was it by your father?"

Sam: "No, it was your's."

Rob: "How's your kid?"

Sam: "She's great. Her birthday is Saturday."

Rob: "I've got to buy her a present."

Sam: "She's going to be eight."

Rob: "You can get her condoms. As long as she was eight before she was nine."

Sam: "I'll wait until she's 15."

Rob: "Fifteen? Where are you from again?"

Sam: "North Carolina."

Rob: "They do it when they're eight there."

Sam: "No, they wait until they're about twelve."

Rob: "How old were you when you got f---ed the first time?"

Sam: "Fifteen."

Rob: "You're lying. When was the first time there was a cock in your mouth?"

Sam: "About nine or ten."

Rob: "Ohmigod. That's sick."

Sam: "It was my uncle."

Rob: "Why?"

Sam: "Because he made me. I didn't even know what it was when I was nine."

Rob: "You thought it was a lollipop."

Sam's getting rid of her trailor.

Rob: "You want to live closer to your uncle."

Sam's moving back to North Carolina in July.

Rob: "Could I come stay with you?"

Sam: "Sure."

Rob: "Where would I stay? Because I sure don't want to stay at your uncle's.

"Come visit me today. Tomorrow I've got class [anger management]."

Sam: "Will you feed me later?"

Rob: "Yeah, I'll feed you later. Cock."

Sam: "I want real food."

They hang up.

Duke: "What's her phone number?"

Rob: "You want her phone number?"

He gives me his cell phone. I dictate her number on to my recorder.

Rob: "I didn't give it to you, Duke."

Duke: "No, no, no. Of course not. It's for purely professional reasons."

2PM. Just as I'm walking out, Samantha Slater walks in. I choose to tarry a while.

She sits down on Bill Margold's couch. He talks her into dancing at the FOXE Awards June 17.

Samantha worked a bachelor party this weekend in Tijuana with three other girls and about 40 guys.

She just dreamed about Mr Marcus after seeing two seconds of him with Belladonna in the recent ABC Primetime special. She runs into him outside Bill Margold's office.

Sam's "weirded out" by all the people in her life who've seen her movies of late, including her soon-to-be-ex-husband who gave her a hard time over it.

Samantha Slater