An interview with B movie actress Glori-anne Gilbert

By Cindi Loftus Courtesy of Xcitement Magazine

Glori-anne Pronunciation: glor-E-an Function: noun 1) Physically beautiful, Stunning 2) Accomplished, Professional, Perfected 3) Possessing great intellect 4) Comical, Satirical, Humorous 5) Gentle, Loving, Kind

Glori-anne: BUCK!! My dog is gone. He left this morning
Cindi: Does he do that a lot?
G: He runs away once in a while. He’s always been okay but I still worry about him. (Yelling out the door) Buck! Wait there he is! Call me back. Click…

5 minutes later

C: Hi. So is Buck all right?
G: Oh yeah. He’s fine. Tick season is really bad around here. So I had to check him for ticks and make sure he is okay. But he didn’t have any. So sorry I hung up.
C: No problem! I am glad he is back! What kind of dog is he?
G: The world’s most handsome-ist yellow Labrador.
C: And he is named Buck after.
G: Bucknicula. Like Dracula. It was one of my favorite books when I was a kid. Bucknicula, the Vampire Bunny Rabbit. So when I got my puppy, right around the full moon, he was like a little vampire puppy, chomping on everybody. So I named him Bucknicula.
C: So you loved vampires when you were a child. You grew up to play vampires in movies. I think you are a vampire in real life and nobody knows about it.
G: (laughs) No, surely not!
C: I think you have a secret life that no one knows about.
G: Well if it keeps me from aging then I’ll stick to that story.
C: So in your spare time you are drinking blood.
G: I love to suck it down, what can I say.
C: What have you been doing for fun lately?
G: I’ve been working all the time. Recently I came home for nine hours. I had to unpack and repack and leave again. I like working so I’ve had fun doing that. I did have my birthday party in Los Angeles. I had two parties. I had a big Mac-Daddy suite and I had my party for my fans and I did my vampire show. Then I had a celebrity party afterward. So some of the people I know in Hollywood came to it. I was surprised that more celebrity people showed up then fans did. So everyone was asking if they could see my vampire show at that party too. So I did it for them too. My movie “ Countess Dracula’s Orgy of Blood” had just come out that week. It’s on DVD. I did that movie with Paul Naschy; he’s the Christopher Lee of movies in Spain.

C: Did you do a love scene with him?
G: No he was the priest. He staked me.
C: Ewwww.
G: So there was penetration going on, just not the kind you’d expect! (Laughing)

It felt so good I had him do it to me a second time! So anyway when I met Paul he was very nice, but he didn’t speak English and I don’t speak Spanish so I think he thought my breasts could talk because he never ever looked in my eyes. If only my breasts were bi-lingual we would have had a nice conversation.

C: (laughs) I searched your name on the internet. You have pages and pages. I saw a picture of you as a warrior called “The Den of Arcadia”
G: That was by Dorian. His work is sold in galleries and he has several art books that I am in. He’s painted Nina Hartley, Julie Strange. But I was one of the first girls he ever painted.
C: Do you have copies of them?
G:Yes. He’s done two paintings of me and I have a signed copy of each.
C: I also saw an indie movie site that said you were fabulous in Vamps two. Actually it said the most professional talented and beautiful actress ever
G: That’s nice to know that I am getting that reputation in the movie industry. That movie is coming out as a double set, Blood Sisters Vamps and Vamps 2 together.
C: How does it feel to walk into a store and see yourself on the box covers of movies? G: It’s really exciting because I never did men’s magazine’s (covers) because I told my parents that I wouldn’t. I am really pleased that when my movie Curse of the Komodo came out on the Sci-Fi channel that lots of my fans from strip clubs were e-mailing me. They were excited and thrilled and couldn’t wait for the DVD to come out because they wanted to buy it. I was really surprised because I didn’t think fans that liked to watch me dance naked and be sexy on stage would be interested in seeing me dressed in a movie for an hour and a half.
C: I loved that movie. It was great. The scenery is gorgeous. And you were so believable as your character!
G: Thank you! I’m not the kind of person that cries in real life.
C: You did such a good job with that scene. I’ve seen it three times and every time you cry I started crying.
G: Awww. I feel really flattered because the only way that, well my Dad was a marine for twenty-two years, so I always tried to keep a stiff upper lip. Tears to me are a sign of weakness. So the only thing in real life that makes me cry is movies because I have such compassion for the characters.
C: I know you are like little Miss Positive all the time!
G: I know it’s so pathetic. I always find the positive side of things. I’m not one to ever feel sorry for myself. So finally I figured out that the only thing that makes me cry is if I get hurt really bad, and what am I supposed to do go secretly stab myself before a take? And then they’ll have to send me off to the ER. That’s not gonna work. So the only other thing that makes me cry is a really sad movie. So I pretend I am seeing my scene as the movie and I can totally cry for my character. Because I don’t have any memories that I can think about that will make me cry. Now sex, that’s another thing. If I’m doing a hot sex scene I have plenty of material to reflect on to get into character.
C: I’d like to hear about some of that sexual material that you have to draw on.
G: Actually I really do. I use it is some of my scenes with girls, because I am not bisexual. It’s not that girls turn me off, but neither do they turn me on. And so my motivation to get turned on is thinking about how turned on guys will get when they are sitting there watching it. So I think about that.
C: So you pretend the guy is watching you do the scene on TV?
G: No I pretend that the guy is right there watching me do the scene. I pretend the camera is the guy. That gets me really turned on because I love to turn guys on. That’s my favorite thing in the whole world. I’m a naughty flirty girl.
C: What were you like in high school?
G: Well I am totally not in to drinking or drugs. I don’t party at all. So a lot of people thought I was totally not into sex. But I mean I think I have gotten off every day since I was five years old. I’m such a sexual person that featuring on stage is the most fun thing for me because I get to pick out a sexual fantasy and act it out on stage. I think that’s why guys always stick around and watch more then one of my shows because it’s way more then just different music and different costumes. I go on with a different sexual persona each time. I get to have pretend sex with a whole audience because I am totally sexually revealing myself to them, not just my body.
C: So what do you do after you do four sexy shows and then go back to the lonely hotel room by yourself at 2 or 3 o’clock in the morning?
G: Well usually it’s kinda depressing.
C: Do you have a handy dandy toy collection?
G: Yeah and actually, I know it sounds bad, but I don’t like TV so I never watch it. When I am in the room I take the batteries out of the remote and use them to power my toys. It’s a little hotel bonus.
C: So everybody who has the room after you has a remote that doesn’t work
G: Well I hate to think that. But if a guy goes to a hotel and his remote control’s batteries are weak he might be sleeping in the same bed as I was.
C: Well any guy that goes to a hotel and finds the batteries in the remote missing is going to be too busy fantasizing about you to watch TV anyway.
G: No, I put the batteries back in before I leave! They may be a bit drained.
C: Well I went through so much stuff about you on the web and actually like 99 percent of it is positive and true. Which is weird because usually there is a bunch of negativity and gossip. And then rumors that aren’t true.
G: I guess I am lucky about that then.
C: Have you ever read anything about yourself that was like, really wrong?
G: I read one site that said I was five foot five and half, with the wrong measurements. It was a picture of me, but with a different girl’s name. So someone scanned my picture off the Internet. That’s the only thing I have ever seen that is an untrue thing.
C: Wow, that’s tame! You are lucky no one ever had you married off to someone or said you were in jail or suing someone.
G: Naw. I’m a good girl.
C: I know you are. You are a goody two-shoes.
G: I am. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. But I am into sex. Who needs drugs and alcohol if you have a great sex life?
C: That’s true!
G: Oh I wanted to tell you, I just shot a movie last month with Stormy Daniels!
C: Really? She was on the cover in January. She’s really nice.

G: I saw it. She’s great. She’s got the most hilarious sense of humor. So I had a good time. The movie is called “Witches of Breastwick.” It’s a Skinimax thriller. Stormy did a great job in it. She is actually one of the best actors I’ve ever worked with. I also did a movie called “Busty Cops II”
C: I remember you telling me about that you weren’t sure which role you wanted to do, cop or villain.
G: I ended up playing the new cop on the block. Hannah Harper was in it with me. I came up with my name, BJ Hooker. Then I have one more movie that is going to come out on Sci-Fi channel called “It Lives Down Below” So that is my first sci-fi movie.
C: Are you an alien?
G: Yes I am. An alien who has temporarily taken human form. It was pretty cool. The guy character has a crush on a model so they took my pictures and put them in his locker. So I am an alien that takes the form of his favorite model.
C: That sounds cool. I believe in aliens and ghosts. You are superstitious aren’t you?
G: Yeah.
C: You believe in full moons and ghosts. You love Halloween.
G: True. The cabin I stayed in for one of my movies was haunted.
C: Really? What happened?
G: Oh my Gosh. In the middle of the night every night at a round 3 am something weird would happen. It was really creepy. Things were moving. Pieces of paper that nobody could find would suddenly be on the table first thing in the morning. There was a sled hanging up on the wall and it was rocking. I went and put my hand on it and my hand started rocking with it. I couldn’t get the sled to stop rocking.
C: That’s scary! I want to hear something sexy. Tell me about a naked love scene you’ve done lately.
G: I did a few in the last couple movies. I did a threesome with me, Stormy and Julie Smith. I did a couple love scenes with a guy. I don’t do a lot of love scenes with guys. When I do a love scene with a girl I have to work so hard to make sure it’s a hot sex scene. I imagine guys are watching and how much it will turn my fans on. When I do a love scene with a guy I have to be really careful because I get so into it, I hate to say it, but I could just f-ck the guy. Ya know what I mean? I get so excited and it’s really kinky because if the guy is really good looking that’s not the kind of guy that I’m usually attracted to. But yet when it’s time to do a love scene with them, because it’s a guy, it’s still enough to get me all turned on. And the whole time I have to make sure I don’t start f-cking the guy for real or something. I did a scene also with Scott Styles. I am glad that I didn’t really get to talk to him or get to know him before I did my love scene with him. Because actually he’s a really intelligent guy who used to work for NASA.

C: I know him. He’s a porn star and used to be a rocket scientist.
G: I like smart guys. So he really turned me on after. During the scene I just got turned on because he was a guy. But after I got to know him, he turned me on intellectually. So I was like, thank God I don’t’ have to do anymore love scenes with him. Then he asked me if I wanted to get together and I wanted to say YES! But of course I didn’t. So in my mind I was like, I know what I will be thinking about when I get home tonight! It also turned me on because he is the only guy I’ve ever done a love scene with that didn’t get a hard on. Guys are not supposed to if they are professional.
C: How can they not?
G: Well most girls that I’ve talked to say guys never do. But every guy I’ve been with has. I thinking it’s because I am seriously so into it, that is why it happens. But when I did my scene with Scott he did not get a hard on. I was wishing that I could have him somewhere where I could do a lap dance for him and maybe get a hard on so I could feel it, so I can imagine it. Cause that’s the hot thing about when you do a lap dance with a guy is even though you will never actually do them, you get a good feel for what it would be like. I didn’t even get that out of Scott. But I do love my job. I get paid to make out and pretend to have sex with guys! People wonder why I like to work all the time, this is why! How can I resist. I love men!
C: Why don’t you have Glori-anne blow up doll for your fans?
G: (laughs) It wouldn’t be the same.
C: I know it wouldn’t, but think of the marketability!
G: Before I had a blow up doll made of me, I’d want to watch a guy with a blow up doll first. Do they have movies that show that?
C: I don’t know. I’ve never seen one. But I have a blow up doll! She lives in my bedroom all ready to go! I put underwear on her though because everything was all pink and hanging out.
G: I wonder, while you are on it does it’s legs flay up and kick you in the ass the whole time? How does a guy replace being with a woman?
C: I don’t know but feel free to try her out next time you come over or borrow her to come to your hotel room with your remote control batteries!
G: Cindi you know I’m not into women!
C: You can pretend you are a guy and see what happens. It would all be in the name of scientific research.
G: That’s so funny.
C: Do you think they make male blow up dolls?
G: I don’t know. But who needs the rest of them?
C: True, a dildo is all we really need. Speaking of that I‘ve got a whole closet full of stuff.
G: Like what kind of stuff?
C: Dildos and vibrators and sleeves and gels and massagers, all different colors and sizes and speeds and glow in the dark…
G: Really! That sounds like fun. Actually my vibrator broke the other day. It’s called Sweetest Erotica, it’s like a little one with a ball at the end that you can use in a couple of ways. But I guess I used it too much.
C: You wore it out, even with new batteries. How big is it?
G: Like the size of your ring finger, and it has a high and low speed. I like to tease myself and pretend it’s a guy.
C: So do you talk dirty to yourself while you are having sex with yourself?
G: I don’t need to say it out loud but I totally think it! After you’ve been on the rode along for three weeks you have these conversations with your self. “Come on, can’t you be friends with yourself?” “I’m tired. Do you really have to have sex?” Yes I have to!” “Come on it’s 4 am you worked all day” “ I know but have to!”
C: That sounds like an evil twin thing coming out!
G: Well I am a Gemini. And in a movie I just did I play twins; I have blonde hair for one and brown hair for one. But I can’t go a day without sex.
C: So you have sex everyday, you work out on stage almost everyday, you eat healthy, and you don’t drink or smoke. You are positive and happy all the time. So what keeps you going? Good hormones?
G: When you cum all the time you have a reason to have a smile on your face. I can also do fire breathing which a boyfriend from India taught me. So you can make yourself cum just by a breathing technique that you do. So I can be standing in line and everybody else is irritated and I’ll just make myself cum. That’s why I don’t mind waiting in line. Everyone says how can you be smiling while you are waiting in line? I say I just like to be positive.
C: You are so much fun! Is there anything else you want to mention?
G: Well I really like coming down to South Florida in August because it is so hot that I don’t wear any panties. I like to wear long flowing dresses with nothing underneath. Then I like going around at nighttime and feeling the breeze blowing up my dress. I’ll be down there in Pompano featuring at the Cheetah in August
C: Great! We’ll have to go out to lunch at our favorite restaurant! I am sure all the people that work at Sweet Tomatoes are going to look forward to your visit now that they know you won’t be wearing any panties!

Editors note-You can write to Glori-anne at her personal e-mail GloriGilbert@yahoo.com.