Felony Foreplay started off as a dancer in a club, now she is a feature
dancer traveling around the country, putting on shows and entertaining
her fans. The next step would be doing adult videos. Will she do it?
She hasn’t decided yet, but there is ONE person who could give her the
advice she needs, Jenna Jameson. Jenna, Should she do it, or not? She
is waiting to hear from you!
AF: HI Felony. I hear you are in PITTSburgh! How is it?
FF: When I got in, I went and checked out the club and met some of the
girls. I definitely love to travel and met new people. I am going to
a Pirates Baseball game on Thursday. I’ve never been to an actual baseball
game before.
AF: That sounds fun. So you like to travel, do you drive or fly?
FF: I mostly fly. I have driven to a few of my bookings but I live in
Montana, so it is a long way.
AF: Tell me about Montana, that is somewhere I have always wanted to
go.
FF: I live in Missoula. It is beautiful there. There is a lot of stuff
you can do. I’m just not the outdoorsy, snowy person.
AF: Me either, I am from upstate New York. I hate snow.
FF: I love the beach and warmth and humidity, so it will be nice to
get out of there. I am moving to Virginia Beach in November so I will
be a little bit more central, so I will be able to drive to some gigs.
Flying out of Montana is so expensive because we only have a few airlines.
AF: So you don’t mind the security and the delays and everything?
FF: I’m learning how to travel easier. I send all my feature stuff DHL,
so I don’t have to worry about it. I don’t take a bunch of suitcases
to the airport. So I am learning the tricks of the trade from other
features I have talked to or just some of the bad things that have happened
to me on the road.
AF: I get exhausted from traveling, changing time zones. I don’t know
how you do it a couple weeks a month.
FF: Right now I am kind of exhausted because I have been on the road
a lot. I don’t have any bookings after this one, so I can take a break.
AF: So what were you like in high school?
FF: I was honestly not very cute. I kind of matured into a woman, grown
into my body and the way I look now.
AF: I think you are adorable. You look so young. You are the girl next-door
type. In some ways you remind me of Felicia Foxx. Just naturally pretty,
you don’t need a lot of makeup or big hair.
FF: I’ve seen some pictures of her, I am going to have to look her up.
AF: She has beautiful big real boobs.
FF: I don’t. I definitely had to pay for mine. I had a really bad car
accident and one of them broke and they made me wait a whole year to
get it fixed.
AF: You had to go a year with only one?
FF: The implant was still there, but it was slowly leaking. I had to
wear tight fitted under wires to keep things looking okay. I still danced
the year that my breast was broken. I still had to wait for four years
to get my money.
AF: So what did you want to be when you were a kid?
FF: I don’t remember. I always wanted to be, and I still want to be
an even coordinator. I have a severe case of OCD and I am very organized.
I don’t want other people to make the plans. I always have to make the
plans. So being an event planner is something I will be working on in
the next year or two. Maybe get a couple clients and do some parties
here and there and still feature.
AF: If you could have any superpower what would it be?
FF: I wouldn’t want to be invisible because I want people to see me.
I’d probably want to fly.
AF: I would too. That would be my choice for sure. What made you become
a stripper?
FF: I was eighteen. I was babysitting for one of the dancers. I went
to an amateur night. It made me sick to my stomach. I threw up after
I did it. I didn’t win. And then about two weeks later I went back and
did it again. The money was so good. I didn’t leave.
AF: How did you go from being a stripper to a feature?
FF: I practiced a lot at my home club in Missoula and entered a contest
Miss beauty Exotic Nights of Montana and Skylar Daze was there. And
that’s when I decided I wanted to be a feature and changed my name and
slowly progressed over a year until I got an agent and then did a showcase.
And then I went on from there. I hit a lot of bumps in the road, but
it’s going as smooth as I could wish it to.
AF: How did you pick your name?
FF: I was on a long drive to a contest. I used to dance by Chantal,
and there was already a Chantilly Lace. So I wanted something crazy
and wild, that people will remember me by, so I had danced with a girl
named Felony, and I loved that name, so I tried a bunch of last names
that would go with it and thought up Foreplay and that was it.
AF: Because of your name, I have to ask; how many times have you been
arrested felony?
FF: Zero.
AF: How many times have the cops let you go when you should have gotten
a ticket?
FF: Uhmmmm Maybe five times.
AF: What is the wildest sex you ever had?
FF: With a cop.
AF: (Both crack up) So that’s how you got out of the ticket!
FF: I met him in Vegas and fell in love with him. He came up for my
birthday. We had incredible sex for hours. When I woke up my clothes
were everywhere throughout the house.
AF: Who would you like to meet that you haven’t yet?
FF: I would love to meet Jenna. She really inspires me. I’ve never been
all that interested in porn, until I read her book. You don’t pick up
a book and laugh and cry at the same time. She is a woman with a lot
of strength and courage. And her and I are so much alike it kills me.
I’m not a stalker, crazy about her. I’d just like to sit down and have
a cup of coffee with her and pick her brain.
AF: Have you done soft-core?
FF: No. I’ve had a letter for Jenna for a couple years and I was thinking
of sending it to her on myspace and hopefully she reads her stuff and
I can meet her sometime. If I were ever going to do videos I would be
a Vivid girl and be contracted to Jenna, and no one else.
AF: Well maybe you will run into Jenna at a show. They are more relaxing
shows are down here in Florida. Vegas is so hectic and busy. What are
the best and the worst things about featuring?
FF: The best thing is that you get treated like an entertainer and you
get to travel and be independent. The worst thing is when you get bit
on your breast.
AF: Oh my GOD! That has happened to you?
FF: Just recently down in Houston. I beat him up though.
AF: My first reaction would be a huge slap across the face.
FF: Oh yeah, I beat him up pretty good. I try to control myself but
it was so hard down there and so frustrating because I don’t speak any
Spanish, and that’s all they speak down there. I couldn’t understand
them.
AF: So what did you do to this scum-bag? I punched him in the head and
then security kicked him out. Another bad thing about featuring is airport
drama.
AF: When they go through your wardrobe and pull out stuff? Yes. They
pull out baby wipes and paints and g-strings, it’s kind of funny because
they are embarrassed.