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It's my first time using my SB-800 speedlight. I stand outside Sardo's Bar consulting its manual, trying to figure out how to get power from my lumedyne battery pack.

A big blonde bloke says to me: "It's good to see that even a professional has to consult the manual."

After 10 humiliating terrifying minutes, I give up. I can't get power to speedlight. I return the lumedyne to my van and use AA batteries instead.

Ava Rose shows up with DCypher but she doesn't want her picture taken.

Jersey Jaxin was banging Jack Spade's roommate Kris when Jack's domestic violence flare-up against Jenny Hendrix earlier this year took him away to jail for a month. Now Jersey, Jenny and Jack are back in L.A.

Jenny says she's single while another source claims she's with Jack.

She moved to Los Angeles two weeks ago. "It's business friendly."

"I love all the beautiful people."

"I'm contract shopping."

Wednesday morning, I check the lumedyne notes and find this: "Some Flash Units require that the internal batteries be installed in order to operate properly. In some cases those batteries just have to be inside the unit. In other cases the batteries have to have a good charge."

Perhaps that was the problem.

When Kandi Hart, 24, went to the Mexican restaurant Coyote in Hollywood, they gave her a children's menu with crayons.

Ron Sullivan tells her: "When you come to work tomorrow, I want you to bring a note from your mother."

Here's a frightening resemblance. Oh well, I haven't lost all my friends.