Saturday Night At The Playboy Mansion

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Eddie Normous posts on XPT:

There's really nothing to say about the latest crop of luke's photos other than once again luke has destroyed yet another adolescent fantasy. who as a 15 year old didn't want to party at the playboy mansion, surrounded by beautiful women of low moral standing? who didn't want to hang out with the oh-so-cool celebrities photographed wearing sunglasses at 2am trying to look like their lives had any meaning whatsoever? luke has just revealed yet another mirage in the desert of life.

The Fatman posts: " Are these suppose to be PROFESSIONAL pics or just amateur candids? I've taken some bad digital pics, but I don't share them with people. Why post a pic if the subject looks AWFUL! It's like the pics a person uses of an opponent in an election. Is that just his style? Throw out a net and maybe something I catch will matter?"

I only wish my van was strong enough to accompany me.

Even though I have invested $2800 in it over the past month, it couldn't get out of the shop Saturday night for the big Videosecrets party at the mansion in Beverly Hills.

It's my first time at the Disneyland of sex and I'm excited.

I get a ride to UCLA and lug along my camera and a man purse containing a walkman so I can listen to the Cowboys game (they won 38-28)and the book The Friend Who Got Away: Twenty Women's True Life Tales of Friendships that Blew Up, Burned Out or Faded Away.

My tote bag weighs heavily on my tendonitis-ridden elbows.

My first hour at the mansion was a big thrill, but that might have just been a result of the Cowboy's fourth quarter.

I eat six chocolate chip cookies, five chocolate covered strawberries and four assorted desserts and wash them all down with camomile tea.

Some people have class and style and then there's me. I hold my food awkwardly and smear it over my face while I eat, my tote bag hanging off my left arm.

We're in tents outside the home where Hef lives and parties. We have the pool and the grotto and free walk of the grounds. There are tours.

Twenty years ago when I worked in landscaping, I was intrigued when my friend Cheryl H. told me she worked here in Hefner's zoo. She said some of the Playmates lay out topless. I dreamed that one day I would be at Hef's mansion hanging out with topless beauties. Now I am and it's no big deal. All the people I will want to tell about my night I can't tell because they would ask too many questions and it would reinforce my image as "the porn guy."

I'm like the rabbi who went golfing on the Sabbath and got a hole in one.

The party is first rate. The dancing girls are gorgeous and the food and drink are exquisite and free.

We can't get into Hef's home but his Playmates come out for 20 minutes and the monitors show recorded footage of Hef dancing with young women and hugging celebrities.

Socially phobic (or just bored and out of place?), I spend a lot of time in the dark with Hef's monkeys.

I started taking wellbutrin (75 mg a day) six weeks ago, and while it adds to my energy (and diminishes my sex drive), it also increases my impatience and anger.

Kami Andrews emails:

wellbutrin is really bad stuff, I told you before but maybe think about talking to you doctor. It gave me seizures and made my guy really violent (both of us taking one a day) my seizures were after 3 days but at the time I wasn't eating, the longer you take it the worse it seems, his reaction was after like 6-8 weeks. It would put him in full blown rages. I know every one thinks it's a wonder drug, but I think it's really bad. He got better after being off it for about a week., took me a week to 10 days to get normal blood pressure and s---

I don't suffer fools as gladly as I did two months ago.

A drunk Mary Carey repeatedly asks me to marry her.

I chat with Jason Tucker and his wife Gail Harris.

"We had Nikki Hunter and Tera Ray (Pleasure's new contract girl is from Kentucky) in our jacuzzi at our house," says Jason, "and we shut down the production of this horror movie Hyenas. We were shooting simultaneously. We had their director, assistant director, producer, DP, actors all sitting there ringside like deer in the headlights. They were guys who had never seen that before."

I'd like to believe that Vivid owner Steve Hirsch made some sort of nod acknowledging my presence.

I don't bother him nor AVN's Darren Roberts and Paul Fishbein and they don't bother me and get me kicked out.

Scott Tucker of Topco Sales is accompanied by his wife who stands a few inches above him. She's Asian and looks formidably smart. I believe Scott's father has a young Chinese wife.

I need a Chinese wife.

I grow bored by 10 p.m. and finally leave at 11:45 p.m.

I decide to walk six miles home.

After one mile across the UCLA campus, I give up at the W hotel in Westwood and take a taxi. Eighteen bucks with the three dollar tip.

It'd be nice to have friends.

Khunrum writes:

You were invited to the Playboy mansion?...Very Impressive. Next step...The White House.

Luke is partying with Hef..... could lunch with Arnold at the Governor's Mansion be the next surprise? Rabbi Pushkin, eat your heart out.

Fred writes: "Luke, the polite thing would be to invite Hugh Hefner to the hovel in return."

Bob writes: "Invite the old boy over for some soy milk and a DP. Where's your hospitality?

"Luke, Have you considered pitching yourself as a porn correspondent to the new English language version of Al Jazeera? You should get in on the ground floor now."

Khunrum writes: "Al Jazeera? Any relation to that guy Al Nino, the fellow who is causing all the bad weather. I read somewhere that a guy named Al Nino in L.A.gets death threats from folks annoyed with his tampering with the climate."

Alec Helmy, owner of XBiz, emails:

Someone is going around telling people that I once said something like "I'm going to bury you guys" to AVN.

Those who know me well will attest to the fact that I just don't speak like that, nor would I disrespect the industry's longest-running media company.

Kelly emails: "Luke: Here you are on the PBoy Mansion site for an OUTSIDE party, where smoking is STILL allowed in California (I think) and you could only come up with a sparse, very sparse, number of candid pxs, showing porn stars smoking????? HOLY MOSES!!!!"

Smoking was banned in the tents. A lot of porners don't like to be photographed smoking. They're fine with being photographed while being sodomized by gangbangers however. I guess all of us, whether we like it or not, are role models.