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I arrive at 9:30 p.m. Aug. 31.

I see my friend Tara from FreePornStarPix.com.

Tara: "You need to check yourself into Intake."

Luke: "What's that?"

Tara: "A state mental health facility. It would be good for you. You're burned out on porn and yet you are still going. That's not good. You don't want to end up bitter and dead like some people like Jon Dough. The industry that celebrated him couldn't sustain him."

Luke: "Why did Jon Dough have to die?"

Tara: "He got eaten up by the industry. He wasn't prepared for the changes, how everything's over-saturated. There was a way deals were done back in the day. Even a couple of years ago, people would give you money to do something. People would make verbal deals with you and nothing would be written on paper. Times are hard."

I hear stories about the Internext show in Florida last month. That there were Pussycash stickers on the floor of the hotel on Sunday morning when families with small kids were checking in. That all Internext intendees had to wear badges/lanyards around the hotel with Pussycash on them. "It's embarrassing," says an attendee.

My friend complains about the annoying people at porn parties.

"Where are the classy people at porn parties?" I wonder.

I see no sign of Mike Ramone.

I'm only here because Joanie Lee of Tightfit Productions invited me (twice). She worked in sales for Video Team for seven years before moving on a year ago.

I stare at her hard. I want to ask her, "What are you?"

Instead, I ask a friend of Joanie's, "What is she?"

"She's half-Asian," came the reply.

My mind is set at ease.

There's so much mongrelizing of the races these days. Not that that's a bad thing.

Tara gushes to Ava Rose, 20: "Your story is like Cinderella's."

Ava: "It's the optimistic, happy, ridiculous attitude I carry. Call me naive. I never expect anything."

Luke: "What do you do with your spare time?"

Ava: "Ohmigod, I've been asking Adam & Eve to give me more movies because I don't know what to do with my spare time. I could go jogging but I'd rather smoke."

Luke: "Do you consider yourself a role model?"

Ava: "No. Definitely not."

Marcus London (McKenzie Lee's ex) says he's getting married to Devon Lee (a stripper for eight years and a porn star for one) in early 2007. That should take care of the Brit's U.S. residency problems.

I ask Hillary Scott: "Do you ever resent being a sex symbol?"

Hillary: "No. Do you ever resent spending so much time with sex symbols?"

Luke: "Yes."

AVN Editor Mike Ramone emails: "And therein lies your problem, Luke. What? You’d rather hang out with Dennis Prager? How did you ever get so mixed up?"