Rachel Worth writes: "Lukey's got a cru-ush, Lukey's got a cru-ush."

Angela writes: "That is not Ethan Suplee. I looked at the pics 5-6 times. No way that is him. You made a big fat mistake. Haven't you even seen Ethan lately? I guess to you Jew boys all fat people look alike. Look again you f--king moron."

All credit for my photography must go to Holly Randall. She's made me everything that I am as a photographer, a lover, and a Jew.

9:15 p.m. I find parking on Sunset Blvd, west of Highlands.

Lugging a camera, a book and a sore elbow, I walk a mile and arrive 6623 Hollywood Blvd at 9:35 p.m. I'm in blue jeans and a long-sleeved plaid shirt.

"I remember when you used to show up to events in a suit and a serious expression," says a photographer. "Now you're one of us."

I see Monstar, Gordon, Rachel Worth, Dr. X, James Bartholet, Jennifer James, and company.

Monstar's not wearing any eyeliner though he does have the stick to do the job if the mood hits him.

He says he's making "loot" from his PR agency. He talks about Stormy Daniels and Taryn Thomas, his two favorite porn girls.

"Stormy told me that she keeps me fed and Taryn pays my rent," says Monstar.

"Why?" I ask.

"I do a lot of stuff for these chicks. I write press releases. I promote them."

"Do they pay you on their knees or standing up?" asks a photographer.

"As beautiful as these girls are, there ain't nothing more beautiful than money," says Monstar.

People are so materialistic. I'm in porn because it's God's will for my life.

Monstar opens up about his writing and gives me some pointers.

It's good to share the camraderie of the keyboard with a fellow warrior.

I've long feared that my endless hours on the computer would result in some repetitive strain injury that would hamstring my writing.

Over the past few months, I've developed a sore right elbow. I went to the doctor last week. She said it was tennis elbow (even though I have not played tennis in a decade). I was relieved when she said it was doubtful I developed it working at the computer. Using my NikonD100, however, causes my elbow to flare up with pain.

I take Naproxen twice a day to reduce the inflammation, ice my elbow, and use it as little as possible.

Holly uses heavier cameras than I do and she's never developed this problem.

Maybe she's more of a man than I am?

I might've damaged my elbow doing push-ups and pull-ups without any warmup.

My body will return to flab before I can work out again.

Monstar writes me Wednesday 4 a.m.: "Dood, right when you spit the second most talked about chick on your site shows up -- Stefani Morgan. She was looking gooooooood, too."

Does anyone have any pictures to share of Stefani from Tuesday night?

A big fat actor I recognize, Ethan Suplee, says he was driving down Hollywood Blvd with friends when he saw the porn stars and wanted to get in on the action.

When asked by James what he considers erotica, Ethan says "porn stars."

The twins Dan and Karl Brown from the forthcoming Superman Returns movie stop by.

Wankus writes me: "Wayne Lewis? You writing me a check? That's kind of an odd choice dontcha think since I don't really use that name publicly. If we have to tolerate your horrible photography, can you at least make the correct credits?"

James Bartholet on MySpace.