I Need A Cuddle - But Not From Seymour Of Sardo's

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Jane writes: "Looks like Eve's getting quite a buzz from Boetheus."

In a moment of moral weakness Monday night, I appealed on this blog for a cuddle with someone hot.

(Nate writes: "Who is Konnie? If I wanted to cuddle with someone in a moment of weakness, I would sure like it to be her." Luke: She's a director/make-up artist for DVSX. All their girls are hot with different shapes for different tastes.)

In the clear light of morning, I removed the post.

But the damage had been done.

All night at Porn Star Karaoke, Seymour (who, according to an informed source, originated the rumor I am gay, yes, I've had my moments with Bill Margold but that was not my true self) tried to cuddle with me.

As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive.

Excuse me, I'd just like to dedicate this song to Robbye and Norman Bentley.

I know my readers will never understand, I don't even sing it well, I try, but I just can't. But I sing it every night, and I fight to keep it in, 'Cause This One's For You...

First I was afraid. I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong. I grew strong. I learned how to carry on and so you're back from outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face. I should have changed my stupid lock. I should have made you leave your key. If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me...

Go on now go walk out the door just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye. You think I'd crumble. You think I'd lay down and die. Oh no, not I. I will survive as long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give and I'll survive. I will survive.

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart and I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry. Now I hold my head up high and you see me somebody new. I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you and so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me.

I arrive at Sardo's at 8:30 p.m. and find some temporary solace in Boethius until I can drown my sorrows in a heart-to-heart with Eve Mayfair who assists Lexington Steele's fiance Vanessa Blue with TheXXXGirl.com.

I tell her I spent my first two years in LA trying to make it as a mainstream actor. I failed completely. But that's OK. I was born to blog.

"I can see you as an actor," Eve comforts. "You look like James Bond."

That's what Wesley Pipes and Cuntree tell me, and if anyone knows acting, it is those two gentlemen.

Eve says the TheXXXGirl.com agency doesn't book escorting or bachelor parties. "It's more like a management company. We have eight girls now."

Luke: "Are they all black girls?"

Eve: "Yeah."

Luke: "You wouldn't take a white girl?"

Eve: "We would. No white girls have asked us to represent them. That's the way it was represented in a couple of articles -- an agency run by black girls for black girls. Great."

Eve and Vanessa are dark-skinned black girls. I'm not sure how they feel about the lighter-skinned girls, or those with yellowish or brown sheens. I'm sure they officially have a non-discriminatory policy but what's really go on in their heart?

Dave writes: "Hey Luke! I LOVE Eve Mayfair from those photos of her that you recently took and I 1st remember falling in love with her on the Round and Brown website! Do you know if she's in any adult videos or does she plan on doing any or did you snag a interview with her? Whenever you can PLEASE let me know! I'm just in LOVE with her!"

Tod Hunter writes: "I just finished editing an interview with her for Adam Black Video Illustrated. Look for it at better newsstands this summer."

Lexington Steele's fiance Vanessa Blue says she reads and she's not giving me anything.

Ron Royster arrives with Brisbane porn star Gem Hunter and Renee, his producer.

"I decided on a whim to come to LA a couple of weeks ago," says Gem. "There was a strange man following me down Melrose Blvd and it was Ron. Wouldn't you be scared if he was dollowing you down the street?"

Ron: "Octavio Arizala has his own gig with Eon [McKai]. Octavio is going to direct a movie. They are going to have major news. In the underground world, Octavio has the most earth-shattering news. He convinced somebody who has never done Adult stuff to do Adult stuff."

I ask Ron if his relationship with Renee is entirely honorable. He says, with regret, that it is. "Everybody told me that the life of a pornographer was so much fun, but all I ever do is work, and nothing good happens. No action in the bullpen, if you know what I mean. Being a pornographer is the loneliest job in the world."

Ron met Renee in a bar. He went in "looking for hookers and blow."

"I had one of them," laughs Renee.

Gem has been in porn for over a year (transitioning from stripping and burlesque dancing).

While I'm chatting with Eve, Seymour asks me if I got my cuddle today. I blush. I confess that I have not. He offers me one from the burly security guard.

Seymour says he's going to wait for a full house and have the karaoke hostess Kristen announce that I need a cuddle.

I leave before there's a full house. I'm like the retarded guy in the 1962 movie David and Lisa. I'm very selective about who gets to touch me. They have to have read at least 1,000 books in their life and be hot.

No matter how many people I talk to, I have up a wall 98% of the time.

Jane writes: "Why did you leave PSK so early? You missed Aurora Snow and her new look. She's now got bright blonde hair!"

Though Porn Star Karaoke is intellectually stimulating and a never-ending cornucopia of carnal delights, I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

I have kissed honey lips, felt my healing in her fingertips. It burned like fire, this burning desire.

I have spoke with the tongue of angels. I have held the hand of a devil. It was warm in the night. I was cold as a stone But I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

I believe in the kingdom come.

Academia's Loss Is Porn's Gain

There goes another Faulkner scholar.

Porn stud Mike Hash has dropped out of community college, quitting classes in accounting, trigonometry and pre-calculus.

He'll now be able to better concentrate his mind on his work and be less distracted by abstract theorems. He can do his scenes now with a clear head and a clean conscience that he is giving his work his all.

Porn Star Karaoke

Tara writes me:

I had fun at PSK for the first time in ages. Ian Ziering was there and I talked to him a little. I bought him a rose from the flower guy and then later I got to hug him. I got alot of audio interviews that were really funny. I linked them in the article that I wrote to go along with my PSK pictures. Kris Roc actually knew the porn star convicted of molesting an underage boy. Remember how Tianna Taylor showed up at the FOXE Awards last month acting nuts? Well, I got comments from Lex Steele, Mark Davis, and Kris Roc on that. Listen to it online. Very, very, very funny!

Freepornstarpix.com reports (and she has a ton of photos if you click this link):

Porn star karaoke at Sardos was buzzing this week. The line to get inside extended far out the door and down the block to the next establishment, a donut shop. Violet Marcelle, Hailey Young, Vanessa Blue, Lexington Steele, Mark Davis, Aurora Snow, Kris Roc, Jim South Jr, DVSX Connie, Ryan Knox, and Ron Jeremy were among the established industry figures present.

Male performer Kris Roc shared his onset experiences of appearing in a JM Production bukkake movie. He revealed that it is not as much fun as it looks. He also touches on the topic of disgraced porn star Genevieve Elise Silva, who was recently prosecuted for having relations with an underage boy. Listen to his interview online.

Pamela Peaks brought new male performer Joe Rock to his first ever porn star karaoke. In an indepth interview, the French Canadian discusses his background and latest shoots.Click here to listen.

Violet Marcelle... chatted briefly with our onsite reporter.

XRCO nominations were announced a few weeks ago and Mark Davis is to be placed in the organization's Hall of Fame. Mark stated that he would eagerly be attending the ceremony. Click here to listen to the rest of his comments.

Female performers Hailey Young and Aurora Snow both sported new looks. Hailey has a new cut and color and Aurora is now has light blonde hair that has sexy strawbery blonde streaks.