KSEXradio.com's Listener Choice Awards

Michelle Lay Michelle Craig C, Mika Tan Mika Dee Dee Maria Menendez, Mike Moz Maria Mika, Michelle Adam Grayson, Maria Adam, Maria Dee Regan, Michelle Regan, Michelle Taylor Hilton, Mika Tan Taylor Hilton Dee Taylor Wane Taylor Wane Nikki Jett Katie Morgan, Nikki Taylor Wane with Stormy's dog Taylor Wane Stormy Daniels Michelle Rebecca Love Wankus Katie Morgan Mika Tan and hubby Alec Knight Mika, Alec Mika, Alec Mika, Alec Mika, Alec Mika, Alec Regan Anthony Taylor Wane's Jewish accountant friend Monica Sox, the KSEX tech and winner of the Mike Rick Award Regan, Batman Gene Ross Reports

I arrive at the KSEXradio.com studios in Burbank at 6:20pm, right before Craig C.

I walk into the studio and find a topless Jenna Presley on top of Adam Grayson. The host of the show Porn Honeys is Maria Menendez who's wearing a sexy dress but has her hair hiding one eye.

Jenna's playing on her cell phone and shows Adam what I presume is an ugly picture. "This is how much I hate my mom," says Jenna, who started working as a stripper and whore in Mexico at age 15.

"That's mean," says Adam, a nice Jewish boy who owns searchextreme.com and has ploughed numerous furroughs through porn stars and hookers.

Jenna's ready to blow Adam but he begs off because I'm in the room (just one example among many of my lone presence combatting immoral behavior).

Maria and Adam ate out Thursday night. Friday they had food poisoning, so Adam and company couldn't join me attending religious services.

Saturday, feeling much recovered, Adam told Maria over the phone that was "thinking of [fornicating] with a hooker."

"A girl I know," says Adam. "She called me. You can print that. A girl I've known for a while. I don't know her real name. Her hooker name is Sabrina. I end up going and doing my thing but I forget to turn my phone off. It starts ringing while I'm doing my thing. After I'm finished, I check my voicemail and it's Maria saying, 'The only reason for you not to answer my call is because you're [fornicating with] a hooker.'

"So I played the message to the hooker and her roommate. They were sorta offended at first but then I called Maria and put them on the phone... It was an all-in-the-family thing. The [hookers] said to me, 'Why, if you have so many young girls calling you, are you coming over to nail us?' Well, Maria, whatever, too much effort. I had to be up early in the morning."

Jenna says that at age 15 she videotaped herself having lesbian sex. We wonder who the distributor is?

Jenna says she's an attention whore. She asks Wankus for a hug. He says no. She goes over and hugs him anyway.

"You were mean to me," she says.

"I wasn't mean," Wankus replies. "I was honest."

I've known Wankus for about four years but only tonight do I realize how quick-witted and funny he is. I find myself laughing at his remarks about a dozen times and I'm not in a laughing mood.

Wankus wants Jenna Presley to present an award but he isn't sure if she can read.

Maria says she's never had sex with anyone in porn.

Michelle Lay says she's eating low-carb pizza by only eating the cheese and sucking the crust.

Mika Tan wins her first award ever (for oral sex). "I'm no longer the Susan Lucci of porn. What am I going to call myself now? I don't have a tagline.

"I'm here to make money. I keep telling myself that so I don't feel bad."

Mika Tan's hubby Alec Knight has done about 300 scenes. "I like to fly under the radar," he says.

Nikki Jett has done but one porn scene. Her agent is Katie Morgan of Nasty Modeling.

Wankus: "Katie Morgan: Best body, worst attitude."

If you want to appear on KSEXradio.com, hit up Wankus, the program director, at wankus@ksexradio.com.