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I also meet Kurt (says he's played drums with James Brown), the midget, who writes me early Wednesday morning:

I am really trying to make a differance in the adult film business. We have everything from Fat to old people to all kids of fetishes. You go in and ask an adult film store if they have any disabled porn and they will say "No" why? Becuse it might offend someone....that is funny. I know I look different but I have all the same parts and can do the job just as well as anyone else.

I intend on doing as much adult film as possable and brancing out further. Most midgets in the business are not real attractive...at least I am not butt ugly! Georgia South and I work very well togehter..in the film that has not yet been relesed there is a wild female ejaculation scene.

If you want to credit any of the films I did one is called "The Animal" starring Gia Paloma and can be seen @ www.EXTREMEASSOCIATES.COM. I am looking into trying to work with Ed Powers and a few others soon.

Kurt has done three scenes with Georgia South.

He stands outside in the cold for over an hour. Georgia promises to show but then flakes, so he goes home without going inside.

Georgia was a regular at Porn Star Karaoke about a year ago but then developed a series of problems that took on lives of their own.

Kurt has done some mainstream movies shot for less than $10,000 each.

I was afraid that I would run into Taylor Rain, who threatened on lukeford.com to kick my ass. Luckily for me, she did not show.

Wankus, 36, says that "no matter how many birthdays I celebrate, I still act like I am in highschool. Guys still act like they are in highschool."

Seymour agrees.

I want to go on set with Team Tyler. "Luke must be taking drugs [if he thinks that is going to happen]," says a source.

One can wish, perchance to dream?

Oliver Stone (same age as Billy), the businessman behind BillyGlideXXX.com, has known Billy since fifth grade. "His dad is like a big twelve year old like freakin' Billy," says Oliver.

We stand outside. It's cold but people like Oliver and his girlfriend Wendy Clearwater need to smoke.

"Billy would come home late at night," says Oliver, "and his dad would be pissed, so he'd put [pinecones] in Billy's bed. Billy thought he'd come home drunk and lay down in bed... Billy flipped it back on his dad.

"These guys would throw buckets of icewater at each other in the shower. His dad would chase him out in a towel.

"Billy came home way past his curfew and his dad put dog s--- under his bed[covers]."

Alec Metro says he's been clean for a year and a month. He has a deal with Cinderella. He's using a cameraman who worked for Steve Spielberg and the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

At 9:45pm, Billy Glide comes in with Davia Ardell. Billy apologizes to Seymour for his bad behavior last week. Seymour accepts his apology.

Khunrum writes:

What's with the revolving door starlets at porn star karaoke? The turnover in female porn workers appears to rival that of my local Burger King. New faces every week. Does anyone make it past a month in that business? What do they do, sing once and retire?. I notice that you throw out a lot of Hollywood verbiage. For instance, any girl at porn star karaoke who doesn't earn a wage taking a large appendage up her anus is called a civilian. If porn stars stop boffing do they again become civilians? How long does it take to revert back to civilian status?

You also use the term "on set" a lot, which sounds rather impressive. To me it conjures up visions of pillars, Cecil B De Mile or Spielberg. But every set I've seen in porn consists of a lawn chair, Salvation Army bed or mattress, a ratty looking pool table or the floor. I doubt that very much money or thought goes into porno "sets."