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I arrive at 9:45pm and see Gram Ponante in conversation with publicist Harry Weiss.

I interview Hillary Scott. "I wanted to be so many different things," she says, "it changed every year when I was a kid. I was always very creative. I've always wanted to do photography and I've always wanted to be in entertainment."

She giggles repeatedly. "I wanted to be a movie star and here I am.

"I was a loner [in highschool]. I was friends with everybody. I wasn't popular but I wasn't hated. I was just there. I dressed between preppy and sklar. I wasn't outgoing."

Hillary lost her virginity at 16. She had one other male lover before she turned 18. "I was with a girl through most of highschool."

Luke: "Is having sex with [boyfriend] Brandon Irons like having sex with a woman?"

Hillary laughs hard. "Not in the slightest."

"My parents were confused that they had raised such a crazy little person. I didn't do stupid things but I was rebellious. I refused to accept that I had a curfew and I would not come home and I would not care. My mom would yell at me and it would have no effect on me. Even though I was gone, I was not doing stupid things. I was hanging out with friends. I didn't get into too much trouble.

"I was never in prison. I was arrested a few times for small little things that weren't even my fault. I was in a grocery store parking lot [at age 17] and I was backing up and I didn't see these two girls. They freaked out that I was going to hit them. They got in my face and did the shake the head thing and tried to start a fight. They got these wire cutters out of their car and they started chasing after me. I got out of the car and said, 'Look, bitch...'

"I called the police, who arrested all of us for being stupid teenagers in a parking lot.

"And then for possession of marijuana. Who cares? That was back in Illinois. It's so strict there. I got pulled over the other day on the highway in rushhour for not wearing my seatbelt. The [CHP officer] said, 'I smell weed.' I'm like, 'I'm sure you do. I pull out my pipe and give it to him. 'Yes, I'm a stoner. I smoke pot. I don't smoke in my car.' I told him what I did. He said, 'Hey, do you have a website?' I said, 'Not yet. I'm working on it.'

"He's like, 'Try not to keep it in your car next time.' He gave me pipe back. He didn't write me a ticket.

"I probably would've [slept] with him because he was cute, but he didn't ask me for my number.

"My seatbelt bothers my boobs with my boobjob."

What are your requirements for sleeping with a guy?

"When I'm not getting paid to do it? Any large cock. I won't accept anything else."

What was the fateful decision that put you on the road to pornography?

"I've fantasized about it since I was eleven and my mom put my cable in my room and I watched Cinemax late at night. I was so frustrated [that they wouldn't show penetration]. I fantasized about what it would be like to be naked and f--- in front of a whole crew of people."

What do you love and hate about your life now?

"I love the sex, money and attention. I love that it doesn't even seem like I have a job. It feels like I've been on vacation for the past year and all this money has appeared in my bank account. What I hate is that it is hard to maintain personal relationships. My definition of what a relationship is doesn't fit in with what I'm doing for a living."

Hillary was married for six months a couple of years ago. "My highschool sweetheart was a girl, so when I met this boy and fell in love with him, I thought, 'He must be the one.'

"I got the breast job because I wanted big titties. I think big titties are hot. I wanted cleavage. Before I was a 34B. Now I'm a 34D."

Hillary says she will never get a tattoo. Brandon says he wants to know the identity of every post on XXXPornTalk.com.

Scotty Schwartz walks by. He doesn't want to pose for a picture. Tara calls it "the weirdest celebrity encounter. I say The Toy (starring Scotty) when I was a kid. I thought he must have the coolest life."

A few months ago, this scary looking man covered with tattoos and piercings got in my face and demanded that I not take his picture because he was a mainstream actor and his Catholic publicist would freak out.

Each time I've returned to PSK, I've seen the guy. Each week, he seems a tad more relaxed. Tonight he poses for pictures with Barbara Summer.

I learn his name is Troy DeWalt. I've never heard of him. When I look him up on IMDB.com, I realize I've never seen any of his films.

Troy invokes his publicist a dozen times in five minutes. He says he explained to a Sardo's waitress who didn't recognize him that he was a mainstream actor. He says the next week she told him, "I looked you up on IMDB." He says she kissed his ass.

It must be amazing to have that kind of power over women.

Rob Spallone wants to make a movie called "Gooks With Spooks: Directed By A Cracker."

He's finally sold his KKK movie (Oliver, the German in a KKK outfit, was violated by a bunch of black women). "But they cut all the bad stuff out," says Rob.

A beautiful brunette waitress walks over and hands me Oliver Bone's card. Says he wants to buy me a drink. This is the first time this has happened to me in many a month. I order Sardo's best bottle of water.

Genesis Skye has been showing up on sets without her IDs and asking other companies to fax her IDs over. Genesis and her new husband put up a press release on AINews saying they were available for boy-girl for $1,200.

She lost her 1990 Honda Acura a few weeks ago.