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I walk up at 9:15pm and run into an intoxicated Kayla Kupcakes. She enjoyed my pictures of her last week with Ron Jeremy and Richard Dreyfuss. She's high from her first week of boy-girl scenes. Oh what a feeling, when you're dancing on the ceiling.

"I did my first movie for Score in Miami three months ago. I'm from Florida. I came out here and I've been shooting for a week. I did Hustler, Big Top... My kitty's sore. Poor kitty. Do you want to lick it?"

I demur.

Nodding at her chest, I ask: "Are these natural?"

Kayla: "Are you kidding me? I was a 34C. Now they're a 40DD."

Luke: "How long have you been a nude model?"

Kayla: "Since I was 19."

Luke: "Three years."

Kayla: "Right. Thirteen years now."

Luke: "What made you want to get into hardcore pornography and do guys?"

Kayla: "I don't know."

Luke: "The money."

Kayla: "That's it. It's all about the money."

Luke: "How was your conversation with Richard Dreyfuss?"

Kayla: "Short but sweet. I asked him if he liked porn. I said I'd send him one of my porn movies when it comes out. I bought his wife [tall blonde English] a shot.

"Tonight Ron's bringing a new actor."

Luke: "Have you had sex with men before?"

Kayla: "Of course. With [Dallas] Cowboys, [Miami] Dolphins [Damon Huard]. I've been around the world.

"Damon was the best. He was really good for sex. He massaged me. He was a sweet guy. I met him at Diamond Dolls in Pompano. I was dancing. He came up to me and said, 'That's good baby-making material.'

"I danced for him and his other football friend. Then they came to my condo."

Luke: "And the rest is history.

"Why did you become a nude model and dancer?"

Kayla: "Money."

Kupcakes says she hung out with the "in-crowd" in highschool. She lost her virginity at age 18 to her first love, the man she'd marry for ten years. She was also married for eight years.

Luke: "What's it like having a relationship while you're working as a nude model and dancer?"

Kayla: "It's tough. My second husband came on the road with me and it was not easy."

Luke: "Are you married now?"

Kayla: "No. I'm looking for a rich old man."

Veronica Lynn dumped Kevin Moore about three months ago. "It wasn't working out," she says. "We just had very [big] differences. We didn't collide well after a while."

Kevin didn't even get to meet her parents.

"My mom is awesome now," says Veronica. "She's warmed up to the situation."

Kevin Moore responds: "I don't recall ever being in a relationship."

Kelsey Michaels seems to have had a different reason each week (has to go to prison, her dad's land is being seized) for not returning to LA. World Modeling wants to get rid of her stuff out of their rental house if she's not coming back soon. Kelsey says she's stripping in five different clubs but doesn't have $100 to her name.

Sahara says something about Joey Ray being as high as a kite. When I repeat the comment into my tape recorder, she says Barbara Summers said it.

Barbara says Joey Ray called her at 5am.

Tara has bought her dress for the AVN awards in Las Vegas in January. "It's pink with porno strappy shoes and porno jewelry, rhinestones. I'll look so porned out."

Jay writes Luke:

I really appreciate the effort that goes into your web site but you're pictures are killing me! May I suggest: - (As a minimum):

* Changing to center weighted metering instead of matrix metering.

* Not using auto white balance indoors. Try using the presets for incandescent or flash lighting. Auto white balance is great for outdoor lighting but not so good inside.

Just trying to be constructive.