Ron Jeremy, Richard Dreyfuss Discuss The Art Of Acting At Porn Star Karaoke
Kayla Kupcakes, Richard Dreyfuss, and Ron Jeremy chat at Sardo's Bar in Burbank.
Thesbians Marc Davis and Richard Dreyfuss compare notes Tuesday night, November 1.
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I found some info on Paul Provenza on this UK site:
Airdrie writes: "Very funny guy. My only criticism is that one should exercise extreme caution before saying the words "F**k the pope" in a city like Glasgow where religion is a somewhat sensitive issue."
Ron Royster has left Chapel Hill for a few weeks to shoot a movie with VCA with the photographer Octavio.
"We're going to try to start something new," says Ron. "The same family as alt porn... I'm afraid to say alt porn, because I love David Aaron Clark, and I'm afraid if I say alt porn, he's not going to talk to me."
Royster began his porn career four years ago doing music for Adam & Eve.
He had his worst experience in porn last week when he posted to XPT and was the recipient of the nastiest comments he's heard in his life. "I'm from Chapel Hill," says Royster. "I love everybody."
JamesN replied to Royster's first XPT post thus: "wow, who else gets hard thinking of eroticist films going through his last spasms after lethal injection? you're a f---ing idiot, go express your emotions in abject poverty somewhere else. mushbrain faggot."
As I give Royster my philosophy on reconciling my highest moral values with society's need for my penetrating analysis of its most grievous social problems, he says I'm "Rocket Man" squared:
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here aloneMars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
Roy says: "I feel that in the Adult industry, I fit in like a black man at a Klu Klux Klan meeting."
Only the lonely can play.
From a strict Muslim family, Sahara Knite, 30, entered porn last October after eight years in fashion.
She's done about 30 scenes.
She has a working-class accent. "I got sick of my job. I started doing some softcore girl-girl TV work."
She says her family (with the exception of her youngest brother) and relations do not talk to her (largely because of her porn work).
Growing up, Sahara wore a scarf over her hair (but not a burka). When she went to university at 18, she became alienated from her family.
Sahara says she's never encountered any anti-Muslim discrimination in porn.
She avoids talking about politics.
"I want to make a comfortable living and retire early. I don't plan to be working when I'm 35."
Never married, the bisexual says she's single.
Keiko and her husband (they married Oct 27 after living together for five years) Rob shaved most of their heads. They look like white children kidnapped by Indians.
Keiko explains that her hair was fried from five dye-and-fry jobs this summer and was falling out.
Rob did the jagged shave job on her head.
Luke: "What prompted you to get married?"
Keiko: "We looked at each other and said, 'It's our five-year anniversary. We're not going anywhere. We might as well get married."
Luke: "That's beautiful."
Keiko has not done a scene since August. "I have a bunch of wigs," she says. "If a director hires me and wants me to be a blonde that weekend, we're good."
I'm guessing I'm not going to see Rob and Keiko at Eon McKai's party Thursday night.
I interview tall blonde Barbara Summer (appears in about 200 movies), who's from Prague (Czech Republic). A year ago, she would not have been able to talk to me, but her English has improved dramatically since then due to her time working in the United States.
She's been married for eight years. Four years ago, Barbara and her husband (George Renaud, "he's kinda famous in Europe") wanted to do more erotic things. "I was thinking about dancing and he was thinking about [porn]. We went to a softcore casting and of course there were people there from hardcore."
Barbara explains that she and her husband "have an open relationship. We can have sex with other people in our private life. We don't get jealous.
"He doesn't like traveling. He doesn't come to the US. I love Los Angeles. I love people in Los Angeles. I love people in the business here."
Barbara says the porn industry in Los Angeles is more professional than the one in Prague. "There's better medical care [in LA thanks to AIM]. In Prague, we need to have a medical center for porn people. People love their job here. In Europe it's more for money."
Later in the evening, I hear about Barbara breaking up with a boyfriend. She denies it.
As a kid, Barbara wanted to become a veterinarian.
"Yes, I got implants. Many people say they are the best boob job in the industry [they remained B-cups].
"I had destroyed my boobs through body building. I did fitness competitions for three years."
She says her breasts are more sensitive now, so much so that she can't do certain bondage things. She only shoots bondage for one company - Cybernet in San Francisco.
Barbara's unaware of any difference in the way Americans and Europeans have sex (privately).
She says people in Prague are ok with porn stars but in small villages porners encounter more hate.
Genesis shows up after I leave. She wears a blond wig and a tiara. She seemed sad, nervous, and twitchy. Maybe she had another car stolen?
I bring my New York friend Dick with me to PSK. Wednesday evening, I ask him about his flight home. "Smooth as my dream lover's vaginal walls," he replies.
Demi Marx says to actor/comic Paul Provenza, "How does your mother feel about you being in porn?"
"He's not in porn," I explode. "He's a real actor."
Demi takes offense. "What does that mean? What are we? We're not real actors? Let's see him put something in his butt. Let's see you put something in your butt."
Demi entered porn at the end of 2004. Then she returned to college in Las Vegas and got her degree. "Psychology. To find out why I was doing porn in the first place."
Now's she back in XXX and has done about 30 films, an accomplishment that puts her college degree in perspective. "I found out there's nothing wrong with it. I love it. Psychologists are more f------up than any porn star I've met."
Luke: "Did you have to take a lot of acting classes before you could do porn?"
Demi: "No. It comes naturally."
A few months ago, Demi broke up with her rocker boyfriend. "There can be only one star in my relationship. Rock stars. Egos.
"I don't have relationships while I'm doing porn."
In Demi's first two years in highschool, she was a straight-A student and a cheerleader. Her parents thought she was backsliding with religious commitment and sent her to an all-girls Catholic school in Texas with no television. She's been in rebellion ever since. Once she did seven altar boys, one right after the other, in a church.
Luke: "Did you do it in Latin?"
Demi: "In Latin?"
Luke: "Say 'Body of Christ, Body of Christ,' and put the wafer on your tongue."
Demi: "No. I'm already going to hell..."
Luke: "How could a seven-boy gangbang be wrong?"
Demi: "It was behind a pew."
I'm taken aback.
Demi: "Dude, I was locked up with 72 females. I hadn't seen cock in seven months."
Luke: "I understand. Now it's clear. I heart you. I would've done the same thing."
Demi: "It was a spiritual experience."
She says she had sex with most of the 72-girls in her school. But no nuns or priests.
She lost her virginity at 15.
Demi says her parents don't know about her porn career. "My mom walked into an AM/PM on a roadtrip and walked into a bathroom and my Hustler spread was lying across the sink. I just denied it.
"She's in denial. Let's just leave her there.
"My little sister knows. The boys in her school told her. How would you like to be a kid and you go on the internet and all of a sudden your sister shows up with a giant cock in her mouth?"
Luke: "You'll have to pay for a year of his therapy."
Demi says she's in porn for the long haul. She enjoys all her scenes and the day she doesn't is the day she'll stop.
My friend Dick looks at the white wall outside of Sardo's and immediately thinks of the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem. The similarities are uncanny. Perhaps Sardo's is the Wailing Wall for porn.
Dick wonders if porners write down prayers and push them into the cracks where people have shot themselves. Perhaps if the porners wrote their prayers on currency, I would take them and pray for them in accordance with how much they give.
"You have to start with the little things to make the world whole," says Rabbi Gadol. "When you bring healing to the porn industry, the Jew and the Palestinian will lie down like the lamb and the wolf.
"I see this yawning chasm in porn, broken vessels in need of repair. This huge gaping hole needs to be filled with currency which you will turn into prayer, good deeds and charity."
Though Dick despises the commercial sex industry, he gets lap dances whenever he goes to Vegas. "I'm going to find the right woman one day and settle down," he explains. "When I do, I want to have this whole catalogue of images in my mind."
So he only gets lap dances for the sake of his future marriage.
Dick says I should travel the world for a reality show and try to find my bride in war-ravaged areas such as Chechnya.
Dick suggests a series of dating DVD that I should sell on this site -- How To Court Counter-Culture Chicks With No Money Down.
"Hi, my name is Duke Floored. I drive a serial-killer van and live in a hovel, yet I go out with beautiful women who pay for my dinners. You can too if you just purchase my DVDs. You can have sex with counter-culture chicks."
Tara: "Just offer them some smack."
Jane: "Look at Courtney Simpsons. A year ago, she was a cheerleader at Arizona State University. You have to have some brains to get in there. Now she's in porn, working with Max Hardcore, getting her head dunked in the toilet, peed on."
Dick: "What percentage of porn women use drugs?"
Luke: "A third."
Gia Paloma used to be chubby. Now she's svelte. What did she do? The coke diet?
Dick: "You should have a section on how to spot women with mental disorders and how to approach them. How to tell if they are on medication or not."
Lexi Bardot has finally bought her puppy (a Japanese Chin).
Luke: "How many anal scenes did you have to do to afford that?"
Lexi: "Not that many. I just had to pay off a couple of bills.
"I got the dog Saturday (for $500). She's three years old. She's a retired show dog. Her name is Lacey Bardot. She didn't get along with the chihuaha that the lady had."
Sahara, Demi and Barbara laugh.
Lexi: "This is serious news. You're getting the first report. The only reason I did Kill Girl Kill 3 was to get a dog.
"I took Lacey on set with me for the first time. She was an angel. She didn't fart. She didn't [defecate]. She didn't do anything while mom was getting rammed up the ass by Manuel Ferrara. The dog is five pounds, almost as big as Manuel Ferrara's cock.
"Of course I sleep with her. I don't have sex with her."
Luke: "What did you guys do for Halloween?"
Lexi: "I gave out candy to kids while wearing a butt plug to prepare for today."
Marc Davis looms over us. "Do you know who you're talking to?" he asks the girls.
Lexi: "I had to let him know about Lacey.
"I love Marc Davis but he doesn't allow dogs in his apartment."
Barbara Summer, who just quit smoking, tells Marc: "You smoke too much."
Lexi: "My mother hates what I do. She supported me when I was [doing a civilian job and] getting drunk every night, but I do porn and get sober and she does not support it."
Lexi was raised a Buddhist and continues to identify with the faith, even though she seems to have almost no grasp of the religion. "You live the life you believe you should live, and that's that," she says.
Tara, the photographer and webmaster, asks the girls if they'd date me.
"Barbara Summer is married," I protest. "I can't date a porn girl because that would be unprofessional."
Tara: "We're thinking of a reality show -- I'm Dating A Porn Star."
Luke: "If I walked into a room with her, every guy in there would've done her."
Demi: "No. You're rude."
Tara to me: "Do you want to be at PSK when you're 50 taking pictures and interviewing people?"
Dick: "I'm Courting A Porn Star. You're not having sex with her. That adds a whole new layer of tension and an opportunity for growth and learning on both sides. This is the woman who might bear my children."
Dick asks Lexxy Foxx what she thinks about socialized medicine.
Lexxy: "What's that?"
Dick: "Where the government pays for your medical care."
Lexxy: "Oh, like Canada?"
Dick: "Yes."
Lexxy: "I like that."
Dick tells me: "You should ask porn stars for their views on Iraq. Everyone asks porn stars about f------. That's boring."
Pamela Peaks introduces me to a new stud -- Donny Long. From Miami, he's been doing porn for about four months (mainly for Bang Bus). He moved to LA to escape the last Florida hurricane.
Before porn, he worked in boating.
As a kid, he had no specific plans for his life. "I got in quite a bit of trouble."