8/16/05
Porn Star Karaoke At Sardo's Bar
Lexxi Tyler's sister Jackie and her boyfriend Lexxi, Jackie Lexxi, Jackie Angie Savage Angie and BF Angie and BF Wankus, Dee Lisa Sparxxx Lexi Lamour, Ethan Cage Seymour, Kelsey Michaels, Brooke Hunter Seymour, Kelsey, Brooke Ron Miller, Kelsey, Brooke Ron Miller, Kelsey Ron, Kelsey Ron, Kelsey Lexxi Tyler, friend Lexxi, friends Wankus, Danny of WantedList Sierra Sinn, Jenner Sierra Sinn Sierra Sierra Sierra, Jenner Sierra, Jenner Kelsey, Mickey G Kelsey, Mickey Ariana Jollee
I arrive at 10:10pm. The place is almost full. I spot director Roy Karch getting a hug from the adorable Kelsey Michaels.
Kelsey says her new best friend Jersey Jaxin moved to Tehachipi (near Lake Isabella) and bought a house (because it was cheap there). It's almost two hours drive to Los Angeles.
Here's some info about Tehachipi:
Median household income: $29,208 (year 2000)
Median house value: $90,000 (year 2000)
Population (year 2000): 10,957,
Males: 7,584 (69.2%),
Females: 3,373 (30.8%)
Corey from the band Slipknot used to come to PSK in the early days when he was seeing Kiki D'Aire. Now she's married someone else and he's moved on to greater fame and fortune.
Wankus yells at Mickey G: "You got HIV? You lost a lot of weight. You look good. Wash your hair."
Mickey explains he's been walking and biking everywhere.
After a few beers, porn's Pamela Anderson (who's headed for Metro) has changed personality and is yelling loudly.
I meet Sierra Sinn, who's been in porn since April. She's with Jenner.
Duke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"
Sierra: "A porn star.
"I grew up in Pittsburgh. I was never innocent. I was always sexy.
"When I was babysitting, I'd discover magazines and I'd masturbate in the bathroom.
"I lost my virginity at 14. I slept with over 100 guys in highschool. I did a seven-man gangbang when I was 17.
"I was a stripper for almost five years (in Pittsburgh, North Carolina and Hawaii). I was scared to get into porn. Now I'm finally mature enough to handle it. Mentally, I'm ok with it now.
"I've done about 20 movies. I did Porn of the Dead. I was a zombie."
Duke: "What do you love and hate about porn?"
Sierra: "I love that I can smoke pot all the time and no one says a word about it."
Sierra says Jenner loves her bong.
For the second week in a row, Genesis Skye is feeling low and doesn't want me to photograph her. She says her ovarian cyst has been taken care of but she has other drama that's bringing her down.
I leave at 11:30pm.
Ford explains that it's not that he out-and-out hates the industry that has been his sole source of income and that he has vowed to destroy, but justifies the need for a separation between his two lives.
"I like a lot of people in porn, but if they started flooding into my writing club or hiking club or Australia club or cricket club, I wouldn't like it," he writes.
This is why Ford, with whom I have played tennis every day for the past six years, except on Sukkot, when we play badminton, suddenly asked me to leave his hiking club.
"There are dingoes in Runyon Canyon," he said, averting his eyes over the phone. "They savaged my sheila."
That leads me to what I think is the inevitable question: Would Ford belong to any Asian Mouth Club 3 that would have him as a member?
