8/12/05
Rob Spallone Promises Me Beautiful Girls
And once again, he doesn't disappoint (from the set of Bang My Tight White Ass at the home of distributor Ariel, the Israeli).
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As I walk in, I see Duane Cumminz and Dan Lewis doing a scene with Envy. Dan can't keep it hard. The scene has gone on for two hours.
Black guys usually take longer than white guys to get it up because black guys have more to lift.
Don Fernando, married to Sabrine Maui, shoots behind-the-scenes footage.
Rob asks me: "What's new?"
Duke: "I saw my first Air Supply concert Sunday night."
Khunrum writes: "Duke. Do you think there is any collation between Air Supply and that porno guy's flaccid member? Were you playing A S's Greatest Hits whilst he was attempting to generate a boner?"
Rob: "You took your first hit of acid Sunday night? What was it like?"
Rob flicks the ash off his cigarette on to the floor. "It doesn't matter," says Rob. "The house is owned by a Jew."
Rob looks for people to blame for saddling him with a limp-dicked-performer.
Rob calls Jim South and yells at him: "Who's this guy you sent me? Dan Lewis? He can't f---. It's wonderful. We've been rolling since 8:30am.Unbelievable. I'm going to kill you. The next time this happens, I'm coming to your office and painting you black and you're going to do a scene."
Don Fernando, 57, tells Rob: "I don't know Duke with long hair. I thought he was talent."
Rob: "You thought he was cute? You were checking out his ass?"
Don: "No. I'm not gay, but I dream about good looking guys as talent in these movies."
Rob opens up the fridge and asks me to tell me what some food is that is labelled in Hebrew.
"It's yoghurt," I say. "Laben."
Rob: "Is that Jewish? You can have one."
Duke: "It's not our's, Rob. It's other people's property. Theft. Eighth commandment."
A month ago, Rob gave me $10 to get a haircut. He's not happy with the way my hair cascade down my shoulders.
Duke: "You only gave me enough money to get the front and sides cut."
Rob points out my hair is greying and he recommends I use the same color rinse he adds to the sides of his hair every couple of months.
Duke: "I think you dyed the whole thing."
Rob: "That's mouse in my hair. Are you coming on to me? If I dyed the whole thing, wouldn't I tell you I dyed the whole thing?"
Duke: "No. You might be embarrassed. You might feel less masculine because you have to dye the whole thing."
Rob: "I'm not embarrassed. I get a manicure and a pedicure every week."
Rob threatens to shave my head.
Duke: "If you give me another six bucks, I'll be able to cut the back."
Rob: "By the look of it, you cut your front and sides."
Duke: "You don't feel like you got your money's worth from your ten bucks?"
Rob: "No."
Rob looks out at Envy still toiling away with the black guys. Her white husband Peter watches.
Rob booms: "This girl's a professional. She's been doing porno since you were born."
Don: "I don't think he realizes the things that come out of his mouth. He tries to be a nice guy, but..."
Rob: "I realize. I'm not that nice of a guy."
There's a knock on the door.
Rob yells, "Who's that?"
Kenny and I go to the door and meet Eva Lux, 32 (has appeared in a dozen pornos).
Ron yells her name to Rob.
Rob says to Kenny, "Is that the one you told me not to shoot?"
Kenny: "Yes."
Rob: Did you tell her we didn't need her?
Kenny: "I couldn't get a hold of her."
Mallory Knox, 30, is due to arrive any moment.
Rob yells at Kenny: "Send her home."
Rob yells at Ron: "What is she doing here?"
I cringe, imagine what she is thinking after driving all the way from Disneyland.
Ron yells at Rob: "You booked her."
Rob: "I didn't book her and I told you not to. Tell her to go home."
Ron: "You tell her and Jim South."
Rob: "You gave her my number."
Ron: "Yes. You called her up and you booked her."
Rob calls Jim South but can't get cell phone service.
"She ain't working."
Kenny: "I'm the one who talked to her on the phone and gave her directions."
Rob: "Did you give her a call time?"
Kenny: "Yes."
Rob: "You told me she was too old and not to book her."
Eva steps into the room. "Oh hi."
Rob: "Eva, did Jim South call you up and tell you it was cancelled."
Eva: "Excuse me? No. I've been a little hard to reach. Is it cancelled?"
Rob: "I think so."
Eva: "Oh s---."
Rob tells Jim South to cancell Malory Knox.
Rob makes up a new check for Eva. She'll get $680 instead of the customary $800 because World Modeling paid her AIDS test.
The guys get paid $200.
Don: "Paint me black and let me finish the scene."
Rob tells Kenny to pay Dan Lewis a $50 kill fee and send him home. Rob tells Eva to put on a strap-on and go to work for five minutes.
Eva says she must wash the strap-on.
"It doesn't have to be clean," says Rob. "As clean as the girls."
Eva complains that her cell phone company cut off her service (that's why she wasn't cancelled from today's shoot).
Rob: "They do that all the time to porno girls. And only to porno girls."
Eva: "It's discrimination.
"OK, I didn't pay the bill."
Rob throws his cigarette on the floor.
Duke: "Does [Ariel, the owner of the house] know you're smoking in his house?"
Rob: "I don't give a f---."
Duke: "Is that because he's a Jew?"
Rob: "That has nothing to do with it."
Duke: "Yeah."
Rob: "Why? I only smoke in Jewish people's houses? Don't give me that prejudiced s---. I asked someone to throw out my cigarette."
Duke: "Aren't you afraid that the black guys will step on your burning cigarette and get hurt?"
Rob: "No. The bottom of their feet are like coconuts."
Don: "Rob, will you stop that s---?"
Billy Banks shows up and he volunteers to be the second guy with Envy in addition to his scheduled scene.
Mallory Knox calls. She's just been cancelled and replaced with Eva Lux. Rob hangs up on her. "I don't want to talk to her," he says. "It's Jim South's fault."
Eva walks in. "You look hot!" says Rob.
Rob talks about the 40th anniversary of the Watts riots.
Duke: "Why do the black people keep burning down their own neighborhoods?"
Rob: "Because the government rebuilds them."
Don tells me: "Don't say that. You'll get your tires slashed."
I ask Eva if Rob is the most difficult person she's worked for.
"He's not difficult," she says. "He just has that New York attitude. I get along with people like that. He just likes to be loud and abrasive like me."
Eva says she wants to convert to Judaism.
Don gives Rob his tape. Rob gives him a $200 check.
Don: "You said $200 a day."
Rob: "No. It's $100 a tape [45-minutes each]. My psychiatrist is $300 an hour. Yesterday you worked for 37-minutes [of tape]."
Duke: "Why you trying to rip him off, Rob?"
Rob: "What are you talking about? I rip everybody off."
Don: "Rob, come on. You told me $200."
Rob: "You want $200 for working 37-minutes? Today's your last day. Tell Kenny and he'll write you another check. It's no problem."
Don: "No. No. Come on. Just give me $50."
Rob: "Not today. The next time you work. I'll let you know."
Don: "Should I call you?"
Rob: "I don't call anybody. You know that."
Don: "I know one thing. You don't say goodbye."
Rob: "I do that to everybody. If I hang up, that means I'm done talking to you. You call back."
Don: "I may not be finished."
I hear Lilly Thai has stopped performing for the sake of her relationship with director Craven Morehead.
I deal with the latest of the modeling agencies who "took her out of the book" (porn agency porn-speak for "You Are FIRED") 2 months ago for being a flake...as far as I know,she went through 2 agencies in her last 6 months...too much stardust. She was wired to the gills when I shot her. It broke my heart because she wasn't like that until after she met Craven Morehead.
