Porn Star Karaoke Pictures - 8/9/05
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I arrive at 10:15pm. I ask Ryan Knox what's going on. He says it will be probably be a dead night. PSK flamed high on previous nights. It has to die down sometime.
There's only a small crowd inside. I overhear a tale of woe by a girl that her mother just Google'd her real name and found out she hangs out at Sardo's Tuesday nights for Porn Star Karaoke.
Kelsey Michaels has done five scenes in the week since I saw her last. Her older sister might fly in next week to go to work in porn.
Kelsey hangs out with Jersey Jaxin, who's just returned from the Dodgers game. Jersey's doing her first interracial scene Wednesday with Shane.
Genesis Skye, without make-up, doesn't want her picture taken. She says she's really sick. I jump away. She explains it's an ovarian cyst.
She gets up, hobbles over to the mike, and sings a couple of songs.
I spot a couple of beautiful blondes walking in. "The night is picking up," I say to myself and go photograph them while they drink.
Half an hour later, they head outside for a smoke and I talk to them for ten minutes.
The older one is Lauren Kain (from Michigan), a feature dancer who's done a dozen porn films. The younger one (looks about 19) is Tiffani DiGivanni (from New Mexico). Both are represented by the Tera Patrick Agency and they're sharing a hotel room during this trip to LA.
Lauren: "I come here to do movies. They always think we're [feature dancers] XXX porn stars anyway, so I might as well do it."
Tiffani: "I'm in a bidding war right now between Vivid, Wicked and Hustler. It depends on who offers me the most money."
In three months in porn, Tiffani (a real estate agent in New Mexico) has done two movies and a bunch of photo layouts (for Hustler etc).
As a kid, Tiffani dreamed about becoming a doctor. She was a good student in highschool. Then at 18, she got pregnant and gave birth to a daughter. She got an AA degree.
Duke: "Do you want to be the next Jenna Jameson?"
Tiffani: "Better."
I chuckle.
Tiffani: "Better."
Duke: "What do you do in your spare time?"
Tiffani: "I have a daughter. She's 19 months. That's what I do in my spare time."
Tiffani was an A-cup before getting her implants in February and moving to a DD.
Lauren (who made her porn debut last August) shoots for Penthouse Video Thursday. She had sex with Lexington Steele Monday. She has also worked with Mandingo and Jack Napier. "I have a little experience working with large penises."
As a kid, Lauren wanted to become a cop. She got a degree in criminal justice but found there was too much paperwork in being a cop and boring driving.
Lauren worked as a cadet for the Wayne State Police Department.
Duke: "What's it like trying to have a relationship..."
Lauren: "You don't have relationships. I had a relationship with someone who roadied for me, but the reality is if you are going to have a relationship with someone who'll go on the road with you, they are not going to have a good job. You don't really want to be with them. It's a double edged sword. You want to be with someone who is smart and funny and good looking and has a great job, but they can't go on the road with you, so you're lonely. Perhaps if they had a job they could do while going on the road, such as computers."
As Kylie Ireland says, the new word for "suitcase pimp" is "webmaster."
I'm told that Lexxi Tyler has signed as the exclusive contract girl (for two years) for XHale Glass.
I take a few pictures of Sita, who's smoking in the corner outside Sardo's. She has a different stage name every time I see her. Tonight it is Eve Mayfair.
Eve, 25, moved to LA less than a year ago. Before that she was a dancer in San Francisco. She also worked as a secretary at the San Francisco Chronicle. Now she works as a dominatrix a couple of nights a week in a dungeon (in a private home) in Culver City. She's a submissive. Patrons like to play slave-and-master with her.
There doesn't seem to be anything definite about the rest of her schedule. She's not into college as she finds it hard to concentrate on one subject for long.
Eve's appeared in three porn movies. Her favorite director is Eon McKai.
Catching Up With Joanna Angel
I talked about Joanna Tuesday night with Sita aka Eve Mayfair. They were both in the Eon McKai movie Kill Girl Kill 3.
Sita said Joanna (5'2") only came up to her breasts.
We agreed that Joanna had a crackling personality.
I call Joanna at 6pm EST Wednesday. I hear a lot of noise in the background.
"I missed you," she says.
It's been ten days since we've spoken.
"I miss you too,"I say. "What are you doing now?"
"I don't know. Somebody needs me on the intro to their show, to, like, flash my boobs and say, 'Don't you want these?' or something. So, I'm about to do that."
"What show is this?" I ask.
"What's your show called again? Is it Nasty Hour or Naughty Hour?"
A man says "Naughty Hour."
Joanna: "It's on cable TV or something."
Luke: "This is exciting. The glamor, the prestige..."
Joanna giggles. "Crazy. I'm standing on the street corner of Sixth Avenue and something else in Manhattan."
Luke: "Sixth Avenue and what? I'll send all my readers there."
Joanna: "I can't tell you. Somewhere in Murray Hills.
"Uh oh, I'm getting another phone call. I have to go. It's another girl who's got to be on this show and I have to tell her where to go."
"Bye."
"Shall I call you back?"
"Yeah."
"I'll call you later."
"Making porn in a city where its damn near impossible to make porn certainly builds character," Joanna admits. "Sometimes I wanna take the easy way out and film in L.a. where everything is spacious and there is a never-ending pool of talent ready to shoot at any moment. But then it just wouldn't be BurningAngel anymore. I'm gonna keep shooting in NYC until I'm blacklisted from every rooftop in all five boroughs."
