8/2/05
Porn Star Karaoke At Sardo's Bar
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Rusty Nails left Las Vegas because he was burglarized three times. For the past few months, he's been living in Jim South's Northridge rental house for porn stars. Last Saturday, he had a laptop (worth $4,000 including the software on it) was stolen. The suspect is porn star Cheyenne, who owes Jim South $1,200.
From Nashville, Kelsey Michaels, 23, came to Los Angeles July 28. She's already done three movies.
"When I was a kid, I wanted to be a doctor when I grew up. I played doctor all the time."
A preacher's kid, Kelsey (stands 5'3") followed in her older sister's footsteps (they have a six-year-old brother) and became a stripper at age 18. At 20, she became an adult model.
Duke: "If you wanted to do porn, what took you so long to come to LA?"
Kelsey: "Getting the money to get out here. Nashville didn't pay as well to adult models. There's no porn [industry] in Nashville. Dancing you make $200-$300 a night, plus you're paying rent and everything."
Michaels (who lost her virginity at 15) went to a Pentacostal Christian Academy (all-girls school) for highschool. She was a tomboy who hung out with guys, often sneaking out of the house to go camping. Her older sister was a goody two-shoes.
"Talking was my main problem in school. I got paddled a lot. I was a straight-A student. My best subjects were Science and English. I'm hoping to go to business college but I'm going to wait to do it."
Duke: "Why did you become a dancer?"
Kelsey: "I like attention."
Kelsey says her older sister wants to come to LA to do porn. "She only does girl-girl and anal because she's a lesbian. She's married [to a woman]. She'll only do anal [with her wife].
"I know she'll do good here because I've done good here and she looks identical to me."
Duke: "How did you sisters get into [stripping]?"
Kelsey: "Our mom (who was 26 when she gave birth to Kelsey) did it when she was younger. It's a family thing. My parents got divorced [when Kelsey was 10] and my mom started dancing. She retired about three years ago."
Michaels' father (a pastor in Kentucky) doesn't know his daughters work as strippers and that Kelsey works in porn. "He thinks I work in a factory."
Kelsey's manager/pimp, a black guy, lives in Las Vegas, and takes much of her money (to Kelsey's distress).
Kelsey won't do anal or interracial. "I'm from the South."
Erin Moore is not wearing a bra. I'm scandalized. I fear that we're defining deviancy down at a time when we should be raising moral standards, not lowering the.
Erin: "I'm a contract girl (for Blacksonblondes.com, gloryhole.com, springthomas.com). I'm exclusive for interracial boy-girl. They changed my name to Ruth Blackwell."
Tia Brodie: "I did a photoshoot years ago for a site called poshtotty. They called me Lucinda Compton Burnett."
It's Tia's sixth anniversary on Sunday but they haven't been together in five years ago.
Erin Moore: "I hung out with Kris [Slater] all weekend and then I brought [Jim South] Junior here tonight. I'm such a player. Don't put that in there."
Tia squeals: "He will."
Erin: "Please don't. It will get me in trouble."
Duke: "Why won't you settle down with one man and be faithful to him?"
Erin giggles. "Being faithful is overrated."
Tia says she's going to miss Rusty Nails when she returns to Old Blighty. They've been having non-stop sex for six weeks. "Not just that, but we've formed a good friendship and working relationship."
I ask Erin: "Who's better in bed? Junior or Kris Slater?"
She giggles but won't answer. Then she goes into a sing-song: "I'm wasting your tape because you're asking me questions I won't answer."
Karaoke co-host Kristen tells Sardo's owner Seymour Satin that she got 100% on her latest Chemistry test. She's on her way to nursing school.
Spotted Tuesday lunch at the Marmalade restaurant in Calabassas - some junior members of the Australian Porn Mafia, Ron Levi, Greg Clayman (Video Secrets), Bruce B (from Webquest).
I chat with Kevin Blatt and his girlfriend Ria who complains that every guy inside touched her ass.
Ron Jeremy is supposed to come with Charlene Tilton. (Ron arrives after I leave. I don't know about Charlene.)
Serena Marcus and Mitch get into a friendly fight in the parking lot. She spits at him. I realize it is time to go home.
James Martin writes on PSK Club:
psk was better before the 10 dollar cover for everyone. it used to be 10 dollars per single guys - and you got in free if you brought your lady. the line, plus the cover, plus drinks is not worth shlepping all the way to sardo's.
Wankus responds:
It was also better before a bunch of whiney, complaining lookeloos showed up to oogle at the babes, spend no money on drinks and make the big stars uncomfortable...but hey, when you have that many hot babes in one place, I guess it's to be expected.
I always believed that the cover was TOO CHEAP! I think it should be "BRING A BABE, GET IN FREE...NO BABE, $100 DOLLARS COVER." That means, guys are either NOT going to come in...oh dear, how tragic....or they're going to bring a chick...kewl...or in rare exception, they're going to pay the fee and give me, the host, a higher drink tab! :)
Do us all a favor james. Realize that PSKclub wasn't designed for you. The reason it is so special is because it was put together for "ADULT INDUSTRY" people so that we could all have a night to hang out and bond. Because Sardos is a public place, you are given a very rare priveledge to hang with some big named stars while everyone has a good time. If you don't like coming, don't. But either way, no one really cares about your opinion on the subject.
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I didn't know they were charging females. My bad. But, then again, it's not my club. That's a chat you should have with Seymour. I'm guessing it was probably a sexist thing. They had to charge both sexes to avoid legal issues...but hey, I don't know. I just miss the MOSTLY babes nights. Two weeks ago it was 80% female and most of us had the time of our lives. Last week was 80% male and I was pissed off, over it and ready to end the event for good.
That was the beauty of PSKclub from the early days. Unlike most porn events, it was minimal sword fights. Unfortunately, no disrespect to porn fans, the night was not intended to spend time with the locals...it was a bunch of porn people who just wanted to hang out. Hopefully it becomes industry dominant again soon so we can still have a fun outlet to party and bond without feeling like we're working.
Wankus was angry for reasons undisclosed, Robyn announced she'd fallen in love with an aircraft mechanic over the Internet, and would no longer pursue Lurk Ford, who was chastised for not monetizing his paparazzadankadoo shots on his website by the slightly-otherworldly owner of prettyandfine.com, Steve Banan remained unmolested at a booth, parking was limited, "Baby Got Back" was sung again, Roy Karch chided me for not keeping up with my Roy Karch Film of the Week Club selections, Flower Tucci was wearing next to nothing but was on the other side of the room, and Tia Brodie, pictured here in our summer cottage in Trod-on-Pube, said she wouldn't be back until October.
