Porn Star Karaoke At Burbank's Sardos Bar
5/24/05
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XPT commentary on the pics: "This would be fun if I wasn't such a faggot."
The last time I drove away from Porn Star Karaoke (May 10), my transmission almost fell out on the way home. Seventeen hundred dollars later, my van sings its way to Burbank. I could call it the porn whisperer.
I arrive at 9:40pm. I talk to Sardos' owner Seymour and Wankus of KSEXradio.com.
He wears a do-rag aka bandana on his head.
"Do white guy wear those?" I ask.
Wankus says it is primarily a white phenomenon that started among bikers.
His girlfriend Tyler Faith likes it, so he wears it more often now because Tyler likes.
He's also had one of his balls surgically removed so that Tyler can carry it around in his purse and lend it back to him when she feels like it.
Jason Sechrest called Wankus "the newest JKP girl."
Katie Morgan is still riding the wave of her HBO Pornucopia appearances. She says the show still calls her.
I go to the bathroom to take a leak. A beautiful brunette [Bobbi aka Cassidey Rae, a friend of the owner Seymour and a porn star] walks in, squeals "I guess I'm in the wrong bathroom," and walks out.
She didn't have to leave so fast.
DLew writes: "Isn't that former Vivid girl Cassidy? AKA Bobbi? AKA Paisley Adams? Didn't someone say she died a few months ago too. She looks very alive to me...verrry alive."
Genesis Skye says she doesn't remember anything after midnight of her birthday last week. She vomited all over the Wisconsin's bar owner's shoes. She went home alone, and woke up without her pants. She claims nobody had sex with her. "I had a great time, even though I don't remember it."
Nicole Brazzle and Katie Morgan pass each other during PSK. They both rarely come to PSK and they both hate each other but there's no incident tonight.
Genesis talks on her cell phone much of the night. She gives it to Nicole Brazzle so she can say to Genesis's friend, "Hi, I'm Nicole Brazzle and I'm a porn star." Genesis's friend put Genesis on the line with a guy so she can say the same thing.
Nicole Brazzle's discovery Courtney Simpson has moved on to LADirectModels. Nicole manages five girls (three are from Arizona).
Lezley Zen says that she and her husband Trevor are moving to Miami. Lezley will be working for PINK TV, which is owned by Playboy.
She says she's done about 200 movies, most of them for Vivid and Wicked.
She's cut her hair short, but wears a wig during her scenes.
I talk to Johnny, Cally, Mari Possa, and Lauren. Johnny and Lauren are a civilian Jewish couple. Cally is Adam Glasser's new assistant. Mari Possa is Adam's girlfriend.
Lauren, 27, says she gave her first blowjob at age 15, but didn't have intercourse until she was 20. She wrote an unpublished story about giving a blowjob and she says it got her a literary agent.
Cally: "I want to live my life on camera like Madonna in [the documentary] Truth and Dare, only not in black and white."
Lauren: "Jewish girls are good at giving blowjobs because their mothers don't do it, so they do it as a form of rebellion. We have tasted the tears of oppression but we also love to taste the salty tears of semen."
Kristen, the karaoke host with Wankus, says to the crowd: "Genesis Skye is celebrating her 21st birthday tonight even though she has been here for six months."
JamesN writes: "This group of pictures was pretty depressing. Peaking in high-school is a very real phenomena for some."
James, I think you hit the nail on the head. There's a point where even I feel like I'm drowning kittens. I just couldn't look at these with much gusto. People... having fun (in a Genesis sense)... breaking down until their faces look like the tops of glazed bran muffins before our eyes.
Luke must have hit a point some years ago where it became too depressing to become personally involved in it. You have to think, he's been covering porn since [1995]. The interior of the man's mind must be some kind of science lab. Just like a mortician looks at people and sees skeletons and bone structure, Luke must go to these casting calls and see prematurely aged, hard-faced hookers in the fresh of the bus chicas.
My disillusion with the usual humor frenzy of PSK pics began when Luke adjusted the settings on his camera and began taking better pics (about which, well done).
JamesN writes on XPT: "Nobody can stay in-character indefinitely. The swashbuckling Crocodile Dundee pokes through like the ribcage of an elderly Aborigine. Luke works in porn, he's gotta be somewhat shady-at least he didn't use "bitches"."
Random writes on XPT: "I've seen Luke in Miami Vice attire, in a bondage mask and even in tighty-whiteys holding a yellow walkman. I will die a happy man if I can see him dressed up like Jesus Christ. I'm talking the whole nine yards -- ratty beard, soiled robe, crown of thorns and blood on the palms. I'm willing to pay."
Porn's New It Couple - Marcus London, McKenzie Lee
I meet them Tuesday night at Sardos.
They're from London.
Duke: "Why did you get into the porn industry?"
McKenzie: "I was a stripper for six years. One day I thought I might as well make a bunch of money doing something that I liked. I was always bisexual. I started out doing girl-girl. Then I went on to do boy-girl with my boyfriend [Marcus London] and then I did boy-girl with numerous men."
Marcus started in porn five years ago. Three years ago, they got together. In January, McKenzie came to the US for the first time.
She's done at least 50 porn scenes.
Duke: "How would you compare the porn industry here to the one in London?"
Marcus: "The scenes here are a lot harder. People think European porn is hard. We're allowed to show more than you guys do but the actual constructed scene with the slapping and choking is way harder."
It's usually not a good idea to interview a couple because the man speaks about 80% of the time he stresses positive things) and the woman defers to him. (A woman without a man is more likely to be honest and to reveal negative emotions.) Tonight is no exception. I have to work to get McKenzie to contribute.
McKenzie: "We get way more freaky. Watersports and things like that."
Marcus: "We get away with more. European stuff. Fisting."
McKenzie: "Yeah, you can put your whole fist in her ass."
Duke: "How did your friends and family react?"
McKenzie: "My friends and family have been great."
Marcus: "I used to run stripclubs for ten years."
Duke: "In Soho?"
Marcus: "No. Mayfair."
McKenzie: "You think we're in the low end."
Marcus: "Thank you very much."
Duke: "What do you like and dislike about the sex industry?"
McKenzie: "I like pretty much everything. The only thing I don't like and would never do is scat videos."
Duke: "How's the pay scale in London?"
McKenzie: "Less than it is here."
Marcus: "Same for the guys, less for the girls."
Duke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"
McKenzie: "I was always outgoing. I never knew what I wanted to do. I decided I loved dancing and decided to go into stripping."
Marcus: "I just wanted to be rich. My parents had run pubs and clubs. I was a male stripper for eight years."
Marcus and McKenzie are engaged to be married.
Duke: "What are the most stupid misconceptions Americans have about Brits?"
McKenzie: "Dodgy teeth."
Duke: "You guys have good teeth."
Marcus: "We just don't get 'em done [in braces] because it is so expensive. Everything is twice as expensive in England than here."
Duke: "What have been the highlights and lowlights of your porn career?"
McKenzie: "When I found out that Jenna [Jameson] knew I was alive. When she called me up and asked if I would be interested in being a contract girl for her company, I would have to be dead not to be interested. She is the most wonderful woman I've met in my life.
"When I first met her, the only words I got out were, 'I read your book.' The first time in my life I've been starstrucked, and I've danced for a few celebrities in my life. She's a beautiful woman. And so is Jay."
Marcus: "She's so sweet I'll never look at her in that way again."
Marcus says he's been writing scripts that combine hardcore porn with mainstream filmmaking techniques.
Background on Club Jenna contract girl McKenzie Lee.
