Digital Playground Party

Scott Fayner, Gia Paloma Mari Possa, Seymore Butts Angel Cassidy, Seymore Butts Angel, Seymore Angel, Seymore Jesse Jane, Scott Fayner Jesse, Ann Marie Jesse, Ann Marie Kim Chambers, Jesse Jane, Ann Marie Mari Possa, Teagan Teagan, Scott Fayner Teagan, Scott Flower, Teagan, Kim Chambers Flower, Teagan, Kim Flower, Kim, Mari Possa Kim, Mari Possa Kim, Mari Possa Ava Ramone, Brad (party promoter) Rock Star Jay, Alyssa Jay, Alyssa Jay, Alyssa Jay, Alyssa Sid Deuce (Alex's editor), Alex Sanders Sid Deuce Teagan, Nadia Styles Teagan, Nadia Styles Teagan, Nadia Tommy Lee Tommy Lee Tommy Lee Angel Cassidy, J.J. Ryder Angel J.J. Ryder, Angel J.J., Angel Angel Cassidy, J.J. Ryder Angel, J.J. Angel, J.J. Angel, J.J. Ava Ramone, Celestia Star Ava, Celestia Ava, Celestia Ava, Celestia, Scott Fayner Ava, Celestia, Scott Ava, Celestia Ava, Celestia Ava, Celestia Ava, Celestia

* Open bar probably set Digital Playground back $2,000 an hour.

* I run into Renny. "I thought you retired?" he said.

"I'm like Mohammed Ali. I float like a butterfly and I sting like a bee."

* I run into Scott Fayner of l-keford.com. He says Seymore Butts is the worst-dressed man in porn. Scott says Seymore referred to him as a crackhead. Though Scott writes on his site about all the drugs he does, including cocaine (so that he has no feeling in his nose), he does not use crack. He is a Jew and Jews do not crack out. Scott hates Seymore and edits his name out of all press releases.

Fayner's mother dated the protagonist of the 2001 movie Blow, George Jung (played by Johnny Depp).

Scott hangs with Gia Paloma. He says he got nine handjobs for his bar mitzvah and a Scorpions tape.

Fayner's directing his own line, Sloppy Hos.

* Seymore Butts comes with Mari Possa. The official line is that they are boyfriend, girlfriend. I suspect it's a show for the show Family Business and that he has a civilian girlfriend on the side.

* I don't notice any difference in Seymore since his successful Showtime reality program.

* I ask Seymore about the Cal-OHSA fines on T.T. Boy. "Unfortunately, he was caught in the eye of the tornado. There were so many smaller tornadoes that fizzled out before anyone heard of them."

* Several times when I ask Seymore questions, he doesn't take the bait and turns the question around back on me.

* Seymore is helping develop a new product called SafeGlide, a lubricant that will protect against STDs with more than 99% effectiveness. Seymore hopes that FDA approval will only take six months. The creator the gell came to Seymore after watching his Showtime program.

* Adam Grayson from SearchExtreme says he likes vagina more than haftorah. His little sister just got back from Israel. He goes to his grandparents' seder once a year, and jokes about Judaism with goyim who have no idea what he is talking about.

* I hear that rocker Tommy Lee is Jesse Jane's boyfriend.

* Kim Chambers has had two bouts of plastic surgery in the past two months. When she fell in weight from 140 pounds to 120, they had to redo her implants and put them behind the muscle, which was extensive and painful work. She looks light and chiselled and 20 pounds smaller than when I saw her last.

* I meet Ava Ramone and Celestia Star from England. Ava has done about 40 movies and Celestia, a former secretary, has done about 13.

I ask Celestia, "Have you had a good experience in the porn industry?"

"Yes. It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. It took a long time for me to work up the courage to come out here and do it.

"Since I was 16, I've had a fantasy of becoming a porn star."

Other highlights:

* Tommy Lee sticking his hand before my camera and telling me to stop taking pictures. His bodyguard backs him up.

* Several people asking me if Paul Fishbein is really worth $60 million.

* I keep imagining (falsely) that I see AVN VP Darren Roberts at the party.

* Seymore Butts' reality show was following him around and filming the party.