On Set With Kara Nox, Rob Spallone
Sylvio Bishop Bishop Bishop talks to the man Rob Spallone obliterates his wife's name (Helena) with this new tattoo
For the last few years, I've noticed that Rob Spallone has suffered severely from cirrhiasis (caused by stress). Now that he's getting divorced, his skin problems are gone. He looks better. He's off all medication. Rob's arm hurts from his new tattoo. It's a tad inflamed.
Rob and his new girlfriend Kara Nox
Porn star Kara Nox has brought a sweetness and joy to Rob's life that's developed a whole new side in him. They've been dating for a couple of months now. They'd get married except she's already married to John, an occasional porn performer.
In three years in porn, Kara has done 12 movies. She's pacing herself. But Rob is bringing out her inner porn star. He wants her to become the ho she can be.
Rob and Kara met on the set of Toilet Bowl Bitches #5. It was love at first sight.
It was her smile that smote him, and her tits. When she strapped it on, he was in seventh heaven. He'd never taken it before. Under her experienced hand, he learned to submit.
It turns out that Kara is Rob's niece. Her father is John Gotti. Her uncle is Reuben Sturman.
You'd be smiling too if you feel asleep every night cradling Rob Spallone in your arms.
The face that launched a thousand ships (and Rob Spallone's Orange County yacht).
Kara gazes into Rob's eyes and tells him all the wonderful things she sees.
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"Are you a space alien?" asks Rob. "Because your ass is out of the world."
Rob Spallone's brother Bishop Kara Nox makes goo goo eyes at Rob Spallone.
I drive up to Str8-Up Studios at 11a.m., Friday, August 27. Rob is talking loudly on his cell phone to German entrepreneur Guenther, who emailed me earlier today:
"The company was supposed to pay it as it was a company credit card and Mike is still evaluating his options...I never had a problem with paying this last bill...but I am not the only one making decisions regarding the situation."
Rob has given Guenther until Monday to pay the bill.
There have been no talent meetings at Str8-Up Studios for months. The last one was supposed to be in late June. It never happened. They were being organized by Mr. Marcus as a response to the HIV crisis.
Rob calls World Modeling. He speaks to Jim South.
Rob: "I want to speak to Envy."
Jim: "Her boyfriend is back in town."
Rob: "I know. I want to know how her sex was last night."
Rob turns to me. He asks me about the book I gave Ron Sullivan: The Producers. "What book does he have? How come he has a big yellow hardcover book when you only gave me a little white paper one?"
Duke: "Because he wrote free essays for me."
Envy comes on the line.
Rob: "How was it Envy? Are you walking funny today?"
Envy: "What are you talking about? No, I'm not walking funny."
Rob: "Does your jaw hurt? I just want to see how it was when your boyfriend came home."
Envy: "It was good."
Rob likes The Producers. "I like this one. I have his book on the side of my bed."
I hear New Beginnings is moving to a 60,000 square foot new office building in Sunland.
Rob's arm is infected from his latest tattoo. "I think I got bit by one of those mosquitos.
"I was at Jim South's yesterday. Remember that tall girl [from Germany] Essie? She called. She needed a ride. I thought she had left town. I had done her a favor a few weeks ago. A girl had borrowed her car and smacked it up.
"She needed a ride to AIM. She was in Hollywood. Jim called AIM to see if they had another station in Hollywood. AIM said, no problem. We'll send one of the drivers over to take her blood.
"Essie had bought a car. She was moving to New York. She got a boyfriend. She was going to sell the car. She was going back to Germany for a few days. She leaves it with this black guy. He lends it to a blonde who smacks it up. Two thousand dollars in damage. Lots of parking tickets.
"Essie comes back. She's at Jim South's. She's hysterical, crying. She's been back ten days already. They never told her the car had been in an accident. They kept saying they'd bring the car over and they never did. I call up. I found out what happened. The car had been towed and was at the pound. I gave her $200 to pay for that.
"I told the blonde, you come over at 6 p.m. with the $200 and we'll tell you Monday how much the parking tickets are. You get the car fixed. The car is still not finished. It's been three weeks.
"Randy Wright is under a contract with World Modeling. She came back into the business. Derek from LADirectmodels is trying to sign her."
Duke: "Rob, in your legal opinion, can you make a contract to..."
Rob: "F---? No. If I am her agent, she can't work outside of me.
"Imagine if you had a daughter or sister and they came to you and said, I'm in the porno business and I can't get out. What do you mean you can't get out? I signed a paper saying I'd do it for two years. Who'd you sign it with? Jesus Christ? Pope John Paul II?
"Why hasn't the day come when a father or brother or husband walked into a company and blew everybody away? That day is going to come.
"A girl runs away from home. She does porn. A father, uncle, brother sees the movie and flies out to California and kills the people."
"It'd make a good movie."
"Can I play the father?"
Rob turns to Kenny, "Are we shooting on 16-9?"
"Mr. Videographer."
"You like that."
I meet Kara and John Nox. They've been together nine years, in porn three years. She's done 12 movies. She's tall blonde and busty. She's got a tiny tattoo above her butt. She has natural 36D breasts. She's a stripper.
Rob asks her how many times she's been with two black guys at once. "A couple of dozen," she replies.
Ron Sullivan addresses her: "You take charge. Fill them with a sense of shame and wonder. DPs are boring. They're a circus act. It's for the salesmen.
"I want to see two hard dicks at the same time."
Rob says the US Olympic gymnast who won a gold medal on a judges' error should give it back. Then he could be on the Wheaties box. Rob says he would give the medal back. He'd like to be on the Wheaties box.
"Every time I take my kids home, I want to be on the Amber Alert. I was returning them home. It was three minutes before they were due. I said, let's drive around and we'll be on the Amber Alert."
Mike Kane: "Why are you recording everything?"
Duke: "Because I love him."
Rob: "He's been following me for years. He dedicated his two books to me. And my mother and father."
Rob says he'd be willing to run into a mosque and blow it up in Iraq if the government would take care of all his people.
Mike to me: "What is such an intelligent, talented, I assume, handsome, erudite person doing taping you [Rob]?"
Rob: "He used four words I don't even know how to say."
Rob was going to play a mob guy in the Chet Baker Story [late white jazz trumpet player and vocalist]. He was going to slap Jim Carey. But the project went into turnaround.
In a park, a little kid grabbed Rob's arm and tried to pull off the tattoo.
"That's not a sticker," says the mom.
Do you like to pick up kids in parks, Rob?
"Yeah, and take them to never-never land."
Mike says anger management classes are helping Rob. Rob denies that.
