Wednesday, February 28, 2007
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Jessi Summers Is Back
Although she is hot, I'm not too thrilled she is back. She certainly does not like sex, and should not come back to make fony scenes. In today's porn world, there are many pornstars who profess to follow religion in their own time. Names like Mimi Miyagi, Savanna Samson, Ashton Moore, Nautica Thorn etc all claim to be active Catholics but they see porn as a job. Since she is a Xtian convert, she needs more time to figure out her new faith and career. Otherwise she is better off staying out of the business.
She emails:
In this business, people often forget what is important in life. I try to do something good for this world. People often tell me that I've help their marriages, because of my movies. I love making movies, and making people happy.
I have interviewed several porn stars that have had several different jobs. People with degrees, children, and lives beyond the industry. (please excuse the poor grammar).
I have tried in my life to be a good person. I may have failed from time to time, but striving to be a good person is greatness.
When I wrote in my email to Luke that the "subject is closed", I hoped you would email me personally for any information. I have no idea who you are, but if you should have a question about me (or my life), I suggest that you talk to me personally. Not to a reporter, and not to a website.
Whoever you are, you may smear my good name and slander me all you want to. I am very sorry that that is all you have to do with YOUR life. I have wonderful people in mine, and also great jobs.
"I encourage you to do one thing today to nurture the earth, or to help someone who needs your love" John Bradshaw
Theft In Porn
Amazingly, porn attracts the lazy and the criminal as well as the slutty and vacuous. I know. Who'd a thunk it? So for every honest, decent hard worker in any area of the biz, there'll be 10 thieves in the background at every single level (from mismanaged accounts down to infected talent masking by self-medicating, for instance).
Since most of the girls are competing with each other, bitchiness ensues. Since most of the male talent wants most of the girls falling in love with them (and demanding to work with them) and not their rivals, chest-beating ensues.
Since most of the producers are competing with each other, back stabbing ensues. When a member of one of those tribes is pissed at another one, theft seems to be the easy way to get back at them. It's easy, it's anonymous and it generally doesn't lead to physical confrontation, just emotional grief for the victim, which is what the thief wants, more often than not.
You have to remember that a massive number of the people in the industry are not fully emotionally developed. They act like kids and behave like kids because, emotionally, they are kids.
In addition, it is rumored that drug use is fairly common in the porn industry. If these rumors are true, they not only provide a motivation for the theft, but they also explain it being overreported. I've been around the strip club industry long enough to know that 90% of the time, when one of the dancers starts screeching and pulling hair and insisting that so-and-so was going through her bag and stealing stuff, it turns out that the missing shoes/outfit/drugs/money wasn't stolen, just lost/consumed/spent by the owner, who was simply too high to remember it later.
Queer As A $3 Bill
Hank writes: "Luke, Could you stop finding straight porn actors that have performed in gay films, first Christian (who I see as a mercenary with no concern or heart), now this S-th Dickens guy (who seemed like a $3 bill anyway), but it just kills my viewing pleasure, no matter how good the female talent is. Not a homophobe but can't get images of Christian blowing a trannie out of my head when he is with a girl. I have no problem with Peter North, not sure why."
Taylor Lauren emails:
Dear Luke, If somebody does not like the work of a performer, that person should not watch it. Everybody is entitled to their opinion. But nobody is entitled to hurt good people. S-th Dickens is the nicest guy and an excellent performer. Just read all the wonderful feedback about his work provided by producers at the Porn Star Performance site. We have to question the motivations behind vicious remarks....ENVY?.......FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY? If we tolerate vicious remarks, we are not entitled to complain the day we become the target. People, remember there is a law of karma. Sooner or later, what goes around, comes around....that law does not fail. LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE...........BE CAREFUL THOSE WITH GLASS CEILINGS......
Holly Randall Leaves Rehab
I'm sure Luke will come up with someone more interesting to post about since I'm not as exciting and reckless sober. Anyhow, I'm back and of course one of the first things I did was hit up my local garden nursery (and no, I did not buy that ridiculous hat).
Also I have been writing... I've been keeping a journal while I was gone, and my father is encouraging me to start a book (yes, I know EVERYONE is writing a book). I'm also doing a monthly column for Xbiz Video magazine-- my first one came out in the February issue, and my next one (about my battle with alcoholism-- gasp!) is coming out in the March issue.
I noticed that your information on former actress Kimi Ji needs to be majorly overhauled, before you have some serious problems. As a favor to you I'll tell you why and you'd better hurry to get this done before there is a major sting...and you get caught up in it. Kimi Ji was born 1969, and remove the month and day. Secondly you need to completely remove the Kimi Ji webaddresses and email address, because Kimi Ji does not except emails. Third, if you don't take my advice to fix all of this your name and website will be added to the sting list. Do you get it? 1969 puts Kimi at the age of 15, 16 and 17 when thirteen of the films on your list were made. What you are obviously not aware of is that all thirteen of those films have been blacklisted and removed from the film companies distribution and sales, completely removed. Child pornography listed on your website can get you in BIG TROUBLE! You need to either completely remove Kimi's profile from your website or edit and update the page. You need to remove these films from the Kimi list... 1985's Hot Chocolate #2, Essex, Wild Sex Stories, Unknown and 1986's Bachelor's Paradise Video Select, Dirty Tricks 4-Play, Dressed to Thrill CDI, In Search of The Wild Golden Gone Caballero, In Search of The Wild Beaver Dreamland, Karate Girls VCR, Revenge of The Babes LA Video, Ultimate Lover Video and 1987's Lovin Spoonfuls 4-Play, and National Pornographic #02 4-Play. If you leave the contents as is you will be in deep trouble for advertising child pornography. You also need to remove the copyrighted photos of Kimi and the video cover, both are topless images copyrighted by the film companies. They are not your own photos taken by you. If you don't remove those photos Kimi will launch a lawsuit against you, after you get in trouble with the authorities. Remove Kimi's copyrighted topless photos, outdated weblinks and her email address where you are not supposed to reveal publicly actresses real name which shows how naive you can be, and you must remove those videos from the list. I suggest you remove Kimi Ji's profile biography from your raincoatreviews.com site completely...but if you're going to keep the profile there without Kimi Ji's permission then you better update it immediately. Word has it actually that Kimi Ji does not want you to display her filmography and that if you don't update it and remove copyrighted topless photo and video cover image...she can obtain your personal info from namesecure.com and other parties within the film industry. And since you do attend the annual events...I'm sure you won't be too hard to track down by myself or by the FEDS if necessary...and not to scare you...I'm simply giving you the opportunity to make a sound decision about Kimi's filmography on your website...Fix it or you'll be in a fix! Anyhow, if you have something to say about this then email me here back on myspace and I'll be happy to work with you on this issue. Take care, Wonn.
Bella emails:
Madelyn Night is certifiable. She called me last year looking for employment in Manhattan. Then she said that her cousing, Celeste Star (I'm not sure if she really is her cousin), lived wth her and then wanted to work too. Then a few weeks later she said her fellow former Vivid Girl Taylor Hayes was staying with her and wanted to work. To make a long story short it turned out that all three girls were actually Madelyn Night. She would change her voice depending on who I asked for when I called her home telephone. But it only took two disappointed clients for me to put together her scheme. But before I could confront her she told me she was retiring because she has cancer! Now she's on other agency websites under a different name. INSANE! And yes, she did have a small agency in Manhattan several years ago but her odd behavior drove all her business away.
The Skeeter Kerkove Auditory Experience
He phones Monday night to invite me to his set. "I can't assure you that it will be as good as Mr. Rob Spallone's but I'll do the best to accommodate to you as I gave my first interview to you eight years ago.
"We always have a bit of salmon on set with some bagel and creamcheese.
"You could see one of the houses that I own. You'd have a ball writing about it."
"I only have five children to support."
"Scott Fayner thought my hair was a wig when he grabbed on it."
"Have you bought any new property? Are you being a good Jew?"
"You never got big money from Rob Spallone?"
Luke: "I never got any money."
Skeeter: "So all that drivel that you wrote is for nothing?"
"You are the only person who gave him attention. I've never seen it from AVN or Gene Ross."
"I went around agents' back, which you were aware of... Do you believe in God? So you couldn't swear to God that you had no knowledge of Rob Spallone going behind agents' back? Because you wouldn't betray whoever you feel is God."
"You've jumped on the bandwagon and slammed me a few times. Haven't you found out it is better just to have fun with me?"
"Watch my movies. As much as you may hate them, I am so into make-up and clothes and glamor."
"You won't born a Jew, right?"
Luke: "Right."
Skeeter: "So you're a sell-out. You're not the real deal. You're kinda fake. Your family didn't suffer. But you want people to think that."
"Luke, come on. I'm funner than Rob."
"I own four homes. Would I be willing to show you my bank statement? Yes. I'll show you everything. Just do me right on the internet. Don't dog me for being a martyr from 22 years ago. You can print it. I just ask that you don't keep bringing it up."
"I'm such a stand-up man. They don't make them like me anymore. All the s--- you wrote about me, I never even cussed at you."
"We all know that I wig out at times and hide from everybody and do my own thing."
"You can profile me in every way and you'll never come up with pedophile or rapist."
JMT writes:
Little man on Luke's left shoulder: "Skeeter's clearly insane! Hang up. Hang up!"
Little man on Luke's right shoulder: "No, no, wait, he said something about free food! Just keep grunting noncommittally every 45 seconds, and eventually he'll give you the address of the shoot."
Mike South: 'They Haven't Killed Me, But It Isn't Due To Lack Of Trying'
At 8AM the nurse shift changes an the new nurse comes in and writes her name on my whiteboard, the date and looks at me and asks how Im feeling. I simply replied If you could die from pain I think I'd be dead, I hurt really bad. She looks at the IV machine and at the PCA (the dilaudid drip) and she goes to her knees and I can see the look on her face is drastic, she looks up at me looking at her and she says I really need to see some one I promise I will be back in 5 mins. When she comes back, she is almost in tears and I said ok something is obvioulsy wrong, tell me. She said I hate telling you this because I feel so bad, but everytime you hit the button for pain medicine last night, well thats it rigth there, I look at the floor and theres a relatively large puddle of clear liguid. She said, all your medciene went out onto the floor because your PCA was never hooked into your IV. I thought back on all the pain I had and was still having and she was telling me Im gonna dose you right now and get you fixed up quickly. It's hard to describe the feeling I had except to say that physically I felt as though I had been close to death, and thatthey had tried to kill me. I'm both mad that they did and happy that they were unsuccessful, and happy that there was a future very near when my pain would be back to something more tolerable.
Mike emails me:
dude it was a nightnare but Im a LOT better now should be outta the hospital thurs I think I will be a slow recovery but it will be steady and you know I am persistant so I should be back to normal in a few months they talked to m today about leaving the hospital and all that and said they'd have a wheelchair take me to the car yada yada...I cut em off Said I walked into this place and I aim to walk out of it, you can keep the wheelchair. my brother laughed and the hospital lady smiled and said it was a courtesy I told her her no problem but i will walk out of here on my own two feet. And you can bet your ass I will too.
Cayton Caley Leaves Los Angeles
She flies to New Zealand Tuesday morning with Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone and company for a three-day sex expo.
The next week she plans to move back to Florida. "I hate it here. I hate the industry."
She had a dust-up with Derek Hay, her former agent, a few weeks ago.
Mary Carey Gives Britney Spears Advice
Mary says Kendra Jade is sober and on her way to see Lukas (winner of Rock Star Supernova) on tour.
Crystal Clear, Rob Spallone Tape Jerry Springer Show In Chicago Monday Evening
I trust they will be treated with respect. Crystal is six months pregnant with her boyfriend's baby.
Mark writes: "rob spallone goes to chicago with crystal clear and jerry the driver. they tape the springer show for worlds oldest gang bang where crystal takes on 70 men over 70. she is now preggers. jerry says its his. on the plane jerry throws a cup of water at rob spallone. it hits the couple sitting behind rob. jerry can't speak without the f word. neither can rob, at times. they get to chicago and jerry can't find his suitcase. mainly because they are at the wrong baggage terminal. inside his suitcase is one pair of underwear. that's it. not even a tooth brush. or pair of socks. just jockey shorts.rob says it's f...n cold in chicago."
Rapidshare - The Number One Way To Pirate Porn
It has surpassed bittorrent and newzfind.com.
XFanz - Putting A Happy Face On Porn
XFanz Bob writes: "I hope my other writings -- like my response to the Yale Daily News and everything I do on XFANZ -- demonstrates my committment to putting a positive, happy face on the adult biz."
Houston Don writes: "I think the premise of your blog was that the major religions should change for the betterment of sexual fulfillment on the part of individuals. While that might make life easier on sexually free people and help keep the extremists from messing with the industry, it's not going to happen."
What’s Happening To Jenna Jameson?
You all have eyes, and can see for yourselves that she’s not the same shining porn star that we all fell in love with a decade ago. Anyway, Jenna if you’re reading this, I’m pleading with you to please put some weight back on. You’re way too skinny, and it worries me. Seeing you in this condition may do irreparable damage to my one right handed love life.
Have writes on XPT: "Is it the industry itself, or just the drugs/alcohol that drive these women into their 40s a decade early? So sad, ghostshadow sad even."
Conky writes: "If you look closely enough, you can actually see her soul crying."
Have responds: "Do you think she still has one? I remember a BTS where she said it was the first thing she had removed."
El Glorioso writes: "Pamela Peaks' skinny sister?"
Calvin writes: "How fitting that the "Face of Porn" finally reflects the real state of the industry. I'd hate to see what the picture in her attic looks like... Pity she never got around to recording any actual scenes before she fell apart."
Da Burglar writes:
It is called "Vanity"...with a touch of plastic surgery addiction. I laugh so hard at the shallowness that so many women today exist within...that their "looks" are all that they have and they will go to ridiculous lengths and efforts to preserve what SOMONE else has built up in their minds as what they should look like to maiximize their power over males...I laugh heartily... What sucks for her is she now has to either accept this mess that is her, or opt for even MORE plastic surgery to try and "fix" it...
A young man wrote to Hustler Erotic Video Guide Editor Michael Louis Albo fourteen years ago: "I went to the local newsstand to look for your new issue which, by the way, wasn't present yet. Well, I looked at another brand X, totally lame magazine [Adult Video News] and was shocked and saddened to hear of the death of Savannah. She was only 23. She once danced near where I live. Maybe there is something you or I can do, like start a foundation in her name to help our troubled youth. It was so sad to read her father's farewell notes in yet another lame, aimed-at-the-mentally-impaired magazine. I believe that some of these adult stars need our help and our prayers. I'm so sorry that this had to happen to Savannah and her family. This tragedy will be remembered and heartfelt by her fans. We should pay tribute to this woman who made others happy."
"One can overlook the addictions of any three or four actresses," noted Hustler's Christian Shapiro (Allan MacDonnell), "but I must shut down a section of my grey matter, rendering myself a little more brain dead than I was when I began watching whichever junkie of the moment began sucking cock."
Suicide is a touchy subject notes Shapiro. It seems that the only time a porn star can get on prime time TV is when she puts a bullet in her brain.
"That some of the women would rather obliterate themselves than tongue another asshole for the home-pulling public, tends to take the fun out of viewing." (HEVG)
Bored And Vindictive
Kaiser emails:
While there are obviously several things wrong with you - the irony displayed in the general reaction is gripping. First off - this is the non issue of all non issues. Holly checks into rehab!!! Who would have thought!
The overly enabled spawn of an "intellectualized" writer and a "freedom" (porn) photographer finds her life unfulfilling and turns to alcohol etc for enhancement? How can this be? Jumping aboard "the "family business" is tough enough. Mom telling you how to light the prick just right as it enters the pussy (with paternal critical dialogue running internally) crosses the line.
I am not passing moral judgment. I just feel sorry for her. Very sorry. Take the hard road Holly. Write a book. Disband. Stop listening to idiots like DABURG who are confuse their interest in your vagina with photograpic greatness (and "hottness".)
Luke, I think you are getting bored and vendictive. As we all do from time to time. At least you are consistent. Holly - I wish you all the best. I don't think alcohol is your demon. I think you share Luke's. Boredom/underachievent and dissatisfaction. Put your camera down and write...and see what comes out.
Jack writes:
He has a point, the sad thing is even if Holly could walk down a street and do that (attachment) with a camera day in day out she probably wouldn't make it as a serious photographer - fame in this day and age is about who decides to give value to you, and those who get it usually got lucky rather than by any outstanding talent.
There are a small number of "important" people who have their competitions who also nominate the photographers and that is that everyone else is kept on the outside. I suppose it's like that in all areas of the arts.
There is one way for Holly to make it and that would be if she made nude daguerreotypes, extremely difficult and very few women have done it but I think Holly would have the finance to pay someone to teach her and have someone build the equipment. Nude dags have a high value even higher from a women. But then maybe I beginning to sound as potty as you luke. Also the style of photography and what is possible has changed from Suzy's time, its now not necessary to make people the slave of lighting and set up. USM focus lens, portable flash and being fluid with the camera, freeing your eye from the viewfinder is what DSLR has brought us.
The Flesh Club makes San Bernardino see red
Sandra Margot-Escott, who spent 20 years as a stripper and also starred in porn films as Tiffany Million, testified she was hired to work undercover as a dancer in the club by Arias, the city's attorney. Now a bounty hunter and private investigator, Margot-Escott testified that club managers said whatever she did in the VIP room was between her and the patron as long as they got their $45 cut from the $120 fee. She also said that one dancer, who identified herself as a high school girl, was charging $800 for sex. "My experience at the Flesh Club was unlike any I had ever had working in this industry, and it was the first time I've ever worked at a club where there were not only no ground rules...but even when I asked about the rules, they were not given to me," Margot-Escott told jurors.
Bob Armstrong writes yet again on the porn star undercover cop.
In an earlier post I was skeptical of Vito Anthony's Xfanz story on Jacy Andrews' job as, in his words, "an undercover internal affairs officer for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office."
In response, Anthony e-mailed Luke saying Andrews provided him with "confidential contact information from her previous job." And Andrews e-mailed Luke saying "Eight Private Investigator firms investigate the LA County Sheriff's Department, and I worked for one of them."
I don't mean to split hairs here, but that should have been made clear in Anthony's story. Working as a PI is not the same as being an undercover agent employed by the Sheriff's Office. And police departments generally have their own internal affairs officers who investigate corruption inside the department, but I suppose it is possible some hire outside PI's. The story would be more credible if the Sheriff's Office confirmed this.
But I reiterate my previous concerns. The story says Jacy Andrews witnessed cops stealing money from drug dealers and planting drugs on innocent victims. The only specific case she mentions involved a 33-year police veteran she says she took down. No dates. No names. In her e-mail to Luke she now says "ALL the cases I worked on, under California state law, are confidential."
Very convenient but simply not true. Corruption by police officers uncovered by the department starts a paper trail. While some of this remains confidential, if, for example, the 33-year vet she took down got reprimanded or fired, that would be in the public record.
I accept as true that Jacy provided Vito with information so he could confirm the details of her account. But Vito, did you inquire about her adventure beyond what she gave you? Like calling the Sheriff's Office for a confirmation of what she told you? And if so, I'm sure a spokesperson or one of Jacy's controllers would go on the record saying what she did.
I am convinced Jacy has the right to flash some kind of police badge on her web site, but the charges she has leveled against the police officers remain unproven.
Jacy's last line to Luke: "I hope this subject is now closed." I'm sorry Jacy but that doesn't cut it. You brought the matter into the public arena, you made the charges against police officers with nothing to back it up, and you are pumping the porn queen undercover cop story for your own benefit. I got no problem with that, in fact I think it is cool. But you can't shut down the box you opened.
Note to Luke: I'm not asking you to weigh in on this, but I am curious: Do you think she is telling the truth?
I Feel Bad About Inciting Violence
But what am I to do? Not cover somebody who feels dissed and wants to fight? Are there certain emotions and behaviors I should not publish?
Justin Snyder emails:
How bout someone in the industry put up a ring and a couple grand and I'll fight all of you......heheheheeee......seriously you guys should keep this shit out of the public eye...can't we all just get a bong? We all know this biz is a backstabbing drama filled freak of a circus sometimes but Y'all need a vicodin and about two minutes in the ring with me to realize that violence is not the answer..he he.....so drop the bullshit and focus on your work you guys...publicly venting all the drama is only hurting that for all of ya....just tryin to look out for everyones best interests...cheers and respect....J
A fellow named Jim Jones has been emailing me over the past week, snatching samples of my autobiographical writing and then adding to it to make me look ridiculous.
I find the guy amusing, and I have run his stuff without bothering to label it as from him.
Here's his latest. It does not reflect my way of looking at things, but let's go Taxi Driver:
I am Luke, God's helper. I help deliver divine karma.
I lost my most valuable friends when I started smearing the good name of Dennis Prager. But I can't help myself. It's what I do.
I find myself continually reminded of the vulgarity and filth that comprises my pornographic world. When will this torture cease? God, I wish I had my gun. I could start stalking these godless porners and pick off a few of them...gaining everlasting fame for myself, and I'm sure that the book I write from prison would be a best-seller. And, all those men behind bars! I'll bet there are thousands of Wayne Chery substitutes there!
Plus, a killing rampage would really cheese off my dad. Even more than being a porn hanger-on or a convert to Judaism ever could. Do you hear me, porners? I'm coming after you.
I am Luke, God's helper. I help deliver divine karma.
...Luke is Jim! He's just another one of my alter-egos unleashed in the blogosphere.
Behold! A fellow named Jim Jones, named after the kind of moral leader I'd like to be, has been emailing me over the past week, snatching samples of my autobiographical writing and then adding to it to make me look more ridiculous than I already do.
Within the shul, I find lots of father figures or mentors. Older men that I want to be with.
So I watch how they talk and act and move and I imitate them. I carry myself like them and I hope to achieve similar results to them.
As Machiavelli said, "Behave like everybody else but think differently." I hope that by superficially acting as Jewish as possible--but cleaving to my SDA roots--I can anger my dad.
In my thoughts, I have grave doubts about the intellectual honesty of Orthodox Judaism--they did kill Christ, after all--but I play at it so that I can attract attention to myself...and portray the Jews in a negative light.
As long as I violate Judaism's laws of modesty, taste and forbidden speech, I can't claim the prestigious title of Orthodox Jew...and can therefore still get into SDA heaven. Yay! Like I've said, I'm just in this to make my dad angry and to get some attention.
If only Wayne Chery would write or call! When I write that name, my heart flutters like a kookaburra.
Because I'm gay.
The little pansy giggles and says sorry and continues to ruin peoples lives. He has printed scandalous stories about guys having affairs behind their wife’s backs, none of them true, but devastating to the families he has dragged through horrendous heartache, and all for what? So the sissy can pretend that he has some kind of power? There was a time when he had the only Blog in the business and he made everybodies life a misery, those days are gone! Now every pothead and whore with a computer proliferates the Internet with their self-serving opinions and Luke is relegated to cut and paste as he is too lazy to actually go out and get a story.
In the last year I have lost 10 movies because of him. I make $2000 a movie so he has cost me $20,000 so far in lost sales. What you say is true nobody fakes ID here there would be no point. Have you heard of any 2257 violations on Thai movies? I haven’t but there have been lot’s on American movies, so are people going to stop shooting in America now? Its really fucked, man I will be coming home this summer do you know how I can get hold of this guy?
Ernest Greene aka Ira Levine tells Abby Ehmann:
First of all, Ford never "cornered" me, though god knows he tried. He just dredged up things I said and wrote a decade and a half ago in an effort to enlist my younger self in validating his own peculiar notions about porn. He took every possible statement out of context to portray me as a one-time porn-basher who now hypocritically defends an industry in which I have a vested interest. He didn't do very well with it, either, finally hanging up on me in disgust when I refused to be put on the defensive about statements made long ago by a very much younger man under circumstances that have since changed greatly.
On The Set Thursday
Look Who's Watching from Sinsation Pictures
Alexa Lynn Alexa Lynn Alexa Lynn Alexa Lynn Alexa Lynn Alexa Lynn Regan Anthony Regan Anthony Regan Anthony Alexa Lynn, Regan Anthony Alexa Lynn, Regan Anthony Alexa Lynn, Regan Anthony Regan Anthony Regan Anthony Alexa Lynn Kimberly Kane Kimberly Kane Lindsay Meadows Faith Leon Faith Leon
Sinsation publicist Wayne Hentai is the Hawaiin Martin Luther King of porn.
Paul Marco interview. He owns Sinsation Pictures.
Paul (a longtime friend of Wicked Pictures owner Steve Orenstein) retired from plumbing four years ago. After years devoted to travel and golf, he founded Sinsation Pictures.
Luke: "Anything about the industry surprise you?"
Paul: "I thought there'd be more money coming in sooner not more money going out faster. I thought the turnaround on investment would be faster. You spend a lot of money and you start getting a return a year later. I thought it'd be easier."
Luke: Have you ever brought any of the girls from the industry home for dinner?
Paul: "Never. ...I don't mix business and pleasure. It sounds easy to do..."
Luke: "Do you come up with the stories?"
Paul: "I come up with a title first. Then I come up with a story. Then I'll write a two page outline and then I'll send it to Martin Brimmer and he'll turn it into a script. Then we'll argue back and forth...and come up with a budget and give it to Wesley Emerson [to direct]."
Luke: "How do you come up with your story ideas? In the shower?"
Paul: "From watching mainstream movies... That's how I came up with The 20 Year Old Virgin... Then I just start writing what I think would be funny... I thought of Bookie Nights in Vegas... The Anal Sensation story came out of the shower."
Because of 2257 regulations that require the posting of a real name and address on every DVD, Paul gets lengthy letters from fans critiquing his movies.
I hear there was great joy in hetero-porn last weekend when porners found out from my website that Belladonna's brother Jason Sinclair did an interracial gay movie. Jason worked for months behind the scenes in straight porn and was known for hitting on the chicks.
Regan Anthony snacks on oreo yoghurt before her scene. Alexa Lynn munches on doritos.
"I've got an anal scene tomorrow that I don't want to do," says Regan. "I'm shooting too many anal scenes. The thrill is gone."
Regan says she can't eat for a day before an anal scene.
Brad Hardy interview. He's married to Desire Moore. She entered porn about three years ago when they moved to Los Angeles from Mississippi. Brad (who used to go by Todd Driller) entered porn a year ago.
"[Desire Moore] started out doing interracial but it's not her cup of tea. She'll do girl-girl interracial but she doesn't like working with the guys."
Luke: "Isn't prejudiced of you not to do gay porn?"
Brad: "It would be prejudiced of me to judge someone for doing that... I'm just not attracted to guys... Even if I got paid twice as much."
Luke: "What do you do when you are not working in front of the camera?"
Brad: "I spend time with my wife and son."
Luke: "What was the hardest thing about adjusting to Los Angeles?"
Brad: "Not a thing. I wanted out of Mississippi so bad I couldn't see straight."
Kimberly Kane interview. Part two.
"I am normal sexually at home," Kimberly says. "I don't need things rammed in weird places. I'm a lover."
"I'm a homebody. You don't see me at parties often."
Luke: "Do you ever wind up curled in a ball in the shower crying,'Why me?'"
Kimberly: "All the time. I bet you do too and everybody else on this set. 'Why me? I've got myself into a bed and I guess I'm going to lie in it for the rest of my life.' Every day."
"My mom is so proud of me. She thinks I'm a rock star."
"XPT is like the punk rock Adult DVD Talk."
"I hate that people outside the business don't get it and don't get you. It's hard to understand what we do."
Luke: "When you stand here on the set, it seems like the most normal thing in the world."
Faith Leon interview. Part Two.
"I'm moving to Colorado next month."
Luke: "What's changed since you got married?"
Faith: "You get more benefits, such as on taxes. I wanted the ring on my finger."
"I hate L.A."
"You've got to take this industry with a grain of salt. We're not talking about changing lives."
"I'm not a good actress. I'm pretty much the same person in real life as I am on set."
"I like modeling. I like doing the pretty stuff."
"I don't like my butt. It's the one feature [of her body] that I don't like."
"I'm a normal person to have sex with. I'm your typical female."
Reno phones (his agent?). "Darling, I don't do boy-boy-girl. They had me scheduled for a boy-boy-girl."
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"We set a record with the prettiest girls ever cast in a single movie today on Britney Rears 4," says Jeff Mullen aka Will Rider of All Media Play.
S-th Dickens did gay porn in 2003 under the name "Cameron Sage" (he's on the left).
The threeway scene between Jamie Elle, S-th Dickens and Donny Long didn't work out.
"Did Jamie Elle get in the way?" I ask.
"Of those two?" says Scott. "I don't think so."
Earlier I heard Scott protesting: "Threeway scenes are supposed to be the exciting scene in the movie but they never work out. Next time I'm going to have the guys choose each other instead of me choosing the guys."
S-th Dickens emails me:
This letter is my first formal and hopefully only attempt that I plan to fully disclose the details of my career.
This short period during the beginning of my career was a manifestation of several very important factors that were at play in my life. I had just begun my career and was doing straight work. Shortly after I received a DUI, lost my drivers license and the ability to do what was necessary to get and attend work. That coupled with the call I received from my father alerting me to my mothers diagnosis of cervical cancer. My family is of modest means and from a small community in the mid-west. With the loss of a working spouse’s income and now the additional cost of the expensive and strenuous cancer treatments, our family was facing the option of finding money for her treatment, or watch her die slowly from the cancer already pervasive in her body.
I did do gay porn but have not done a gay feature for over 5 years. If you look you will see that I started as a straight actor and now have done over 350 straight titles. I got into the industry because I was born to fuck. For a long time there was a sense of shame and embarrassment and I still suffer from professional slander from voices like those expressed earlier. I don’t like to discuss this topic for obvious reasons and hope this explanation will help others understand a little more about me. If you had the opportunity to save your mother’s life, would you be able to do whatever it took? I did, she survived and we are able celebrate life together as a family, now including my beautiful wife.
If you take the time to read the reviews and blogs about me, I am a hard-working, on-time and well liked performer and many women request me because of it. This hopefully will squash any further slander, although folks who exist to try and bring others down rarely respond reasonably. So to those; you are more than welcome to address me personally and we can discuss the issue. For the rest, I want to take this opportunity to thank you for all the support and hope your never faced the same tough decisions.
To capture a shot, Jeff makes his partner Scott David and all the crew and media suck on lollipops.
When Scott protests, Jeff says: "This is like Spielberg telling all the Jews to walk the plank."
Sativa Rose, 23, is going to do a scene with Chris Charming, 48. Her father is 39.
Of Mexican descent, her mom snuck across the border just before Sativa was born.
She tells Chris about her plan to quit the industry for six months and hope that when she comes back, people will be excited.
"People will just say you couldn't make it in mainstream," he says.
Sativa tells him to shut up. That he gives the worst advice.
"Does Scott shave your back?" I ask her.
"You know how to say the right things to a woman," says Scott.
Holly Randall Is No Wayne Chery
I arrive home at 1am and get on my computer, the only thing in this world that doesn't cringe when I turn my attentions toward it. Then I look down. I've tracked Holly's mud into my hovel. I vacuum and scrub but I can't get rid of the filth...the filth of a WOMAN!!!! Her mud is all over my hovel, all over my shoes and jeans, and all over my life. It's time for a massive housecleaning. Or a massive masturbatory ritual of some kind.
A New Year means a new beginning. I never make New Year's resolution, but this year I make one to clean the mud out of my life...and to try to contact my friend Wayne Chery to see if he can take away my pain and confusion. I was never confused when I was riding on the back of lovely Wayne's mini-bike.
With the wisdom of hindsight, I now realize I should've stuck around so that I could've gotten in line and tasted Chris (and her other lovers) on Holly's lips. She did call my home at 12:24pm to say that she wanted to kiss me (along with about 20 other guys I'm sure).
And now I will make it my life's mission to mock Holly and write horrible things about her because she rejected me. What a glorious sensation it would've been to have tasted those drunken men on her mouth and breathe in their smell on her body...it wouldn't have been the same as a gang-rape by a mob of wallabies, but it would have been wonderful anyway.
With a few more drinks, I bet Chris, Holly and I could've smoothed our differences with a double-anal scene videotaped by her parents and lit by her siblings...and I imagine with a little prompting on my part, I could have talked Chris into letting me focus my love on him alone. He's sad substitute for darling Wayne Chery, but what can I do? Just by hanging with Holly, I can feel what it's like to be banged by 40 guys. And I like it!
Bring on the boys! Daddy? Can you hear me? Your little joey is no longer latent. He's blatant. Blatantly gay!
Holly
freaks again as train wreck rolls on
Smashes car after she's shunned by Luke
Disturbing new pictures are evidence of just how deeply troubled fallen porn photographer Holly Randall has become.
As her estranged boyfriend refuses to see her at his Los Angeles apartment, Holly exploded in an violent, uncontrollable rage. Wild-eyed and without the blond bobbed wig she's been wearing since she shaved all her hair off, Randall's frustration erupted at the paparazzi who've been dogging her every move since she checked out of rehab for the second time in one week.
As her frightened mother sat nearby in a waiting car, Randall lashed out at an empty car, repeatedly beating the doors and windows with a furled umbrella.
Witnessing such an emotional outburst, it was hard to imagine that this was the same person who just a few short years ago was XPT's sweetheart, capturing the world's heart with her bubblegum photos and looks.
This public display of anger and exasperation was yet another sad chapter in a tumultuous week that started with the photographer shaving her head, cursing her moral leader, then bouncing in and out of rehab.
The photographer had had a chaotic day, first meeting with a lawyer, then looking at an available apartment - all the time clutching her dog, Poe, for comfort. When Ford refused to let Randall see their kids, the former teen queen, clad in only gym shorts, sneakers, a sweatshirt and a string of pearls, had a meltdown.
After watching the scene in horror, her concerned mother Suze swooped into action. By 10:45 p.m., with the help of a bodyguard, Suze had persuaded her dejected daughter to return to Promises rehab facility in Malibu.
I report. You decide. Fair, balanced and unafraid.
I type with one hand tied behind my back just to make it fair for the folks at AVN.
I find out the soul secrets of porners and others and reveal them to the world, causing oceans of pain. I no longer care if my work hurts an innocent person, because I don't think of porners as innocent. Rather, I feel like divine karma.
I'm just giving them what they deserve. I'm letting them reap what they sew. I help along God's plan, assist divine justice. I spear porners on my pitchfork and twirl them bloody into the air and on to the truck leading to Hell.
I am completely self-involved, self-deluded, don't know the difference between "sew" and "sow," and mourn for the lost love of Wayne Chery. Holly Randall was but a distant second draw to Wayne's taut haunches. Where are the box jellyfish and blue-ringed octopi when I need them to take away this pain and confusion?
Webdreams
Stacey emails:
Webdreams is a documentary series which follows people who work in the adult entertainment business. The show airs on Showcase in Canada and on various channels internationally. We are currently looking for people to feature on the 3rd season of the show, which will be shot in Canada and LA. We are interested in both talent and production people who are at interesting points in their careers. They could be just starting out, planning a big move, growing their business,trying something new etc. The people featured on the show are not paid but we do have a loyal fan base and can offer excellent free publicity. Contact Stacey at webdreams3@gmail.com to set up an interview. I am specifically interested in speaking with Shay Sights, Shawn rees, Kianna Dior, Jessie Cappelli and any other Canadian stars. If you have contact info for any of them, I would appreciate if you could forward their info to me or my email to them.
She emails:
Dear sir, This is Madelyn Night and i never lived in a 50ft apt ,nor did I live w/a crackhead.And I certainly did not run a prostitute business.Instead I just did magazines here and there and finished school and live and work in D.C for the past 6 yrs in Gov't. If I did any of those things ,I am sure the FBI would have never given me my job(yes they did a background check) and i was born in july 20,1975. At least get the story correct before reporting as the truth. The last magazine I did was a couple years ago and I make more than enough money to use my brain. I am married w/2 children and live a nice and social life . BTW,I never had a rottweiller or any pet (my mother had 2 chihuahuas).
Madalyn Knight from what I heard less then a year ago still lived near Gramercy Park, in New York, not DC. She still escorts there. (There is a post on TER that is less than a month old). I don't understand why she makes such a big deal out of it. She would deny doing porn if the videos weren't out.
Donny Long Challenges Dick Tracy To A Fight
Donny says Dick Tracy has been running his mouth.
Dick Tracy responds:
donny- dude,you just show what a complete buffoon you are on a daily basis.lets get this straight..Firstly,EVERYONE knows about that stupid movie..OLD NEWS..s---,everyones probably seen it already as well..fyi,that was like what,5-6 years ago..and even though it is what it is..damn I looked good in those pics didnt I !! secondly,you made this comment before,I work 5 times a week.I'm cool with that..you say you do 12 scenes a week,at what 300 a pop..I make more than you and work less so its all good.and this s--- or any other thing you could say has not effected my workload what so ever..you say you dont see me on set..thats because with the exception of like 2 companies,I'm not an internet guy..PLENTY of people hire me..I turn down work bro..which is why I have wood for scenes because I dont overwork myself just to make,what,1200 a week dude,not to brag but I make triple that amount on a bad week donny.....and we dont work for the same companies thank you very much.lol...and the old comment..32 aint old..you're what,27-28..I am not a hater,not to people that dont deserve it..but you,yeah,I am a hater..you're f---ing ignorant loud disrespectful,obnoxious and a total coke head.I should've let MARK DAVIS beat your ass in his hotel room in vegas..yeah,this was where donny referred to black female and male talent as (I Hate to use this word but I'm gonna do it here..sorry folks..)NIGGERS and MONKEYS and then went on to tell us about why he beat his girlfriend and how she deserved it and how he hates working with black woman and other ignorant s--- like woman dont deserve to be alive except to serve a man..bla bla bla.until mark told me that if I didnt get him out of his room he was gonna throw him out the window..having been married to a black woman he was offended..and rightfully so.YOU are the one everyone hates,not myself..everyone out there knows that A)donny long is on every girls no list..just try to book him with any random girl B)this guy,having unfortunately shot him myself,cant ever get wood and when he does he cant maintain an erection then pops early without any notice. C)has absolutely no respect for woman or anyone for that matter..D)cannot f---,doesnt even know basic s--- like up and over piledriver,etc..YOU are the constant s--- talker....but..lets talk about how he just went to jail for beating his girlfriend,and his criminal record in florida for burgleries and assaults on FEMALES..I will absolutely accept your challenge..f---ing name the time and place dude..you must be crazy with your 8th grade education to think you can even man up.I already beat your ass once dude..you'd think that was enough..but apparently donny has amnesia and says he beat my ass..what a joke..not to name drop.especially this one,but that happened (the fight)when I was dating VANILLA SKYE and I threw donnys lame ass all over our bed..he screamed for me to let him go after I had him in a chokehold for like 2 minutes..I wouldnt let him up until he apologized for starting drama..KAT was there as well..just ask em...... so this is nothing..you cant fight and your mouth is always writing checks you're ass cant cash so you tell me when and where son........I'm not usually trying to be privy to public character assassinations and drama but lets play ball dude...nuff said.....
Donny Long emails:
hey luke, Im emailing you because of another dick head in this business that should be taken out and shot, Dueling should be brought back. Dick Tracey AKA LUMBER JACK witch everyone hates, has decided to start a war with me. Reson being he is just a s--- talker and everyone knows that! He is a jelious old porn guy that IS A HATER and cant get hired because he cant get his little limp dick up. Someone that had to resort to gay gangbangs to get it up to make money and now noone wants to hire. guess that turns him on! Well I love challeges and i cant stand pussy ass s--- talkers. He ran his mouth to dave and when dave stepped up he ran like a bitch and said im going to call the cops when dick was the one saying he was going to beat dave's ass witch we all know that would never happen! Well I chanellge him to a fight in a boxing ring in front of everone! Im not dave a big guy that use to fight im just little skinny donny 165 lbs and dont even work out. so he shouldnt be scared.Lumberjack come on put your money where your mouth is you little bitch.So I would love for anyone that wants to help set this up email me! xxxfilmjobs@hotmail.com I have alot of people directors and talent that want to see this. I would love for ksex and anyone who wants to help promote it and film it to show up. I want the destruction of dick tracey aka lumberjack on HD !!!!!!! for everyone that does not know who im talking about here i have attach a box cover with him on it!! he is the guy getting his dick sucked by a dude getting f---ed! thanks, donny long
Also please anyone who owns a legal boxing ring where we can do this legally and have media there please email me to set it up !!
Lumberjack is the only buffoon here and anyone that know me and him know that everything he just said about me describes him. And yes the only time you ever look good or your dick was hard was in a gay porno. Now I’m going to respond to his bulls--- about work. I lived and paid rent at vanilla sky's for months while dick was pretending to like her going behind her back saying he was using her and he hated women and that they were dumb. Sorry to say this because I like vanilla but he use to get angry all the time and say f---ing bitch I hate her but I have nowhere go go and have to keep his mouth shut and just talk s--- behind her back. This is the same year "2005" that he told everyone he would have a both at AVN and that he had a company and was waiting for money from investors when the truth was he didn’t have a pot to s--- in, a car, or work. while I was working everyday making bank 500-600 per scene from big companies like hustler, Adam & Eve, New Sensations, Red Light District, and about every company out there working twice a day while he begged me for work and mooching of vanilla sky. Him. Truth was he didn’t have any money to go to AVN and was scared to go there because someone was going to hurt him he owed money too. he is a s--- talking joke that everyone knows everything he says is bulls---. by the way anyone that wants to verify who I work for and how much i make go to my site donnylong.com its all there on the home page I have been in the biz a year and a half and done over 400 scenes! Also coke head huuu. The only one that is a coke head is him I don’t even know why im typing this everyone knows that! being on no list huuu? Then how did i have 9 scenes this week???????? today i worked for hustler at the goat house not a 300 company, and left there and walked right into a scene for northstar in woodland hills anyone want to verify? dick is a joke and he is the only one that is on no list and does not get hired!!!!! go online and search my name anywhere then search his, for someone that has done less scenes than me on dvd go look. Been in the biz what longer than ten years that’s sad. he cant even get a scene for 300 and by the way my rate is 500 gonzo 600 for feature call my agent. now he lives off rose the only agent that will take him ,witch I feel bad for and still he does not even own a car or have a pot to s--- in ! by the way I own 2 car one is a drag car not to brag and live in a big house where I pay rent unlike dick name some directors that you worked for this year? also if the only this he can do is rag on me for going to jail because my dumb f---ing exgirlfriend lied to the cops and said i hit her when I didn’t and everyone knows that’s the truth because she was very jealous and violent then that’s sad coming for someone that went to jail for felony drug dealing. also don Hollywood my friend/attorney did a great job with the case but when dick hired him don never got paid ask him. Speaking of check writeing that his ass cant cash ask done about the no good check he has. He is still chasing his money. as for black people he is the one that says he hates blacks and does not do interracial, my roommate is black and a friend and I work with black girls and like them. I worked with Marie Luv the other day and by the way she is awesome talent. Also last week now that I think of it Jada Fire which is awesome also, call her and ask her if she likes me and if I was nice to her . Anyone that wants to know the story about dick beating my ass yea right we all know that’s a joke. I posted it all over myspace weeks ago because dicks telling people he beat my ass he just copied the real story from myspace and turned it around. fiirst he said to go ask vanilla sky and when I heard that I did ask her because she was standing there and knows the truth, go ask her. Truth is he got cocky and had the balls to push me so I put him in a choke hold and slammed him on the floor, he was crying like a bitch let me go let me go, go read myspace. Now he is saying go ask kat after before he was saying go ask vanilla because vanilla is not going to lie for him. by the way kat was not there. Anyways dick your in for the ass beating of your life and its going to be on HD. Don’t worry your date is coming and Luke, ksex, and every media crew in the biz is going to cover it while everyone in the biz talent and directors come watch me make a fool of your s--- talking ass and beat you down . Yea heard you made nice with Dave because you’re a scared little pussy that does want to get your ass beat down if you ask me but that s--- is not going to work with me . Dave feels bad for you because it wont be a fight it would be a slaughter. I don’t So not to worry nothing you say is going to stop me so you better show up to the ring or your going to look like a f---ing little bitch that you are. by the way anyone that’s wondering why he has not got beat down already is because he likes to call the cops when people want to fight him so were going to do this the legal way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok everyone I have got jim powers and paul at multimedia pictures to fund and shoot this fight and have gave me permission to post it. I going to get him on HD!! Before they commit to anything they need to know that lumberjack is going to show up and fight because he is known to be a pussy and talk shit and write checks his ass can't cash go ask Don Hollywood! if dick is man enough to fight then the event will be at a big boxing ring where there will be liquor and food and it will be a red carpet event with alot of porn girls coming on stage and other fights going on as well. which leds me to my next question. I know there are alot of female and male talent that hate each other and want to throw down.we need some back up people to fight for pussies like lumberjack that dont show. So if your one of these people then contact me because we need some girls and guys to fight as well and backups. xxxfilmjobs@hotmail.com
Jessica Ruby emails:
I am writing to personally vouch for male talent Donny Long. Although I don’t know Dick, I already cannot stand his immaturity and contradicting facts towards Donny. Only been here one week I know Donny works ALL the time. Having done scenes with him, and been on his sets. Several already. Not to mention, I’ve seen his checks, and know he does not work for under 500. And about the black ordeal…….. excuse me, but I stay with Donny AND his BLACK roommate. How retarded can this guy be??? Does he even know what he’s talking about?? I had no involvement in this until I read the last post by dick, and it was extremely irritating. Especially the part about Donny disliking or bashing women. Whatever. Seriously this guy Dick MUST be a joke. Donny is the SWEETEST and has total respect for all women. I have not met nor heard of one female talent not wanting to work with Donny Long. Most actually request him quiet frequently. But as for Dick….. I know that LUMBERJACK is definitely on my no list. And actually he’s the ONLY one on my no list so far. There is not one statement Dick made that can be proven. Yet Donny’s can. Dicks story is nothing but Donny’s turned around. I Really hope this pussy can back his shit up. I've seen him talk the talk, but punk out when it's time to walk the walk. I'll be there to see Donny deconstruct Dick, if the pussy even shows up to the ring.
My previous social isolation did not prepare me for the classroom. Socially awkward, I made few friends outside my best friend, Wayne Chery. His mother had to intervene that year to allow me to attend Gavin's birthday party. Several boys made it clear to me that day that if they'd had their way, I'd still be at home. This feeling of being an unpopular outsider persists in me frequently to this day.
Perhaps it was just as well that I didn't get too close to my schoolmates considering what some of them were into - each other and animals.
By age ten many of the boys in my school had powerful sex drives which they released through mutual masturbation, oral and anal sex and bestiality. Not even goats, ducks and other farm animals were safe. Being a big chicken, I stayed away from this wild experimentation...except for some frottage with Wayne Chery and those unfortunate, yet repeated, encounters with the local wallabies, the deadly taipan snake that became romantically fixated on my prolapsed rectum, a local platypus, a box jellyfish that resembled my dead mum, and a wombat I named Steve.
Appalled writes: "These nom de porn's are getting dumber and dumber. Yuri Slezkine. You're a sleazy kind. I thought they bottomed out with Khan Tusion. Sheesh!"
Wayne Chery writes:
Dear Lukeisback Readers:
My name is Wayne Chery. I am writing to set the record straight regarding my alleged friendship with self-proclaimed "moral leader" and sodomite Mr. Ford. It has taken me many years to overcome the trauma and shame Mr. Ford inflicted upon me as a child. In fact, I still find it difficult to look at "pointy, penguin-like hats" without suffering nightmarish flashbacks.
Luke and I first met when he approached me on the playground asking for a ride on my Bultaco mini-bike. He claimed he needed to make a quick escape from a mob of wallabies. But as soon as the young Mr. Ford mounted the pillion seat, he began inappropriately rubbing against my buttocks and babbling about his stepmum.
After a few minutes that seemed like hours, Luke grabbed my shoulders and stiffened in grotesque ecstasy. At my tender age, I didn't understand what was happening - all I could do was stare at a kookaburra up in a tree and wait for the ordeal to end.
In the ensuing years, Mr. Ford has contacted me several times asking me to re-enact the horrid episode. From what I understand, Luke has channeled his homosexual identity crisis into a vendetta against people he calls "porners." Later, upon questioning his motives, Luke admitted: "I write about porn just to honk off my Dad." Which is, I also believe, his motive for converting to Judaism. That, or he just likes yarmulkes.
Mike South Lives
Tim Case emails:
I just got a call from the hospital from Mike South's brother, and I even got to speak with the Man himself, and he's doing fine. The doctors say he's doing great after 6 or so hours in surgery, and they were able to get 99% of the tumor off his spine, which should do him for the next 20-30 years or so.
Reports that "bukkake" was his first word after coming out from under anesthesia go unconfirmed.
The Secret History Of Videosecrets
"Greg Clayman and Chuck Tsiamis didn't come up with any of the ideas," says my source. "They took over the company from the people who did, such as David Marcus Arm. He came up with the idea of doing the live sex chat. He found the video software, processing software and chat software."
I'm told that Arm conceived the company in 1995 and got some investors together. At the time, Greg and Chuck were life insurance salesmen and invested in the company.
Videosecrets was based in Boston until 1998 when it moved to Westlake Village.
Marcus was a nice Jewish boy from New York who was mentally unstable, self-destructive and a loose cannon, and was voted out of the company around 1999, shortly before Videosecrets moved to its present headquarters in Calabassas.
Greg Clayman ended up as president. "He didn't get along with the CFO, Bill," says my source. "They were two Jews from different tribes. They got rid of Bill in 2000 and everybody else they didn't get along with."
"The good part is how Greg and Chuck know the guys from New York. It's juicy, so I can't tell you. Marcus and Bill grew up together. The interesting connection is between Greg and Bill."
The company has about 20 employees and grosses about $3 million a month.
Luke: "How have Greg and Chuck done so well?"
Source: "They've surrounded themselves with smarter people."
Luke: "Do they run the affiliate program honestly?"
Source: "Yes."
I'm told that David Marcus Arm (about 36) today travels the world in style. He made a ton of money from various internet enterprises.
Whatever Happened To Crissy Moran?
She's working at a law firm in Los Angeles.
Ariel X Loves To Choke Herself
I did a shoot for Tigth Fit the other day. They have a new Solo line coming out that is So Low. It has girls trying to choke themselves out while they cum. I got to choke myself with my belt while I bated with a magic wand…it was pretty much the best day of my life. I really like working with this company. The work is easy, they make sure the girls have fun and get off and the director and videographers are all really sweet. So….look for this new line out by Tight Fit…I promise it will be good :) …this was the first shoot i did with my new hair extentions.
Vito Anthony from XBiz emails:
Our thanks to Mr. Armstrong not only for his feedback, but also for his generous offer to do background research for us. Suffice it to say that because of the nature of her previous job, Ms. Andrews changed her name for her adult work. Furthermore, she provided us with confidential contact information from her previous job so we could confirm the details to our satisfaction.
In the future, if Mr. Armstrong or anyone else has any problems with my writing, please don't hesitate to e-mail me directly at vito@xfanz.com.
Jacy Andrews emails:
I would like to begin by saying, thank you to all who have been so supportive of me in the business, and to all the wonderful people I have worked with!
I would like to clarify a few things. Eight Private Investigator firms investigate the LA County Sheriff's Department, and I worked for one of them doing just that for 5 years. ALL of the cases I worked on, under California State Law, are confidential.
I do not use my real name in the business, but then, who does?
My Father was a Fireman for LA County, and died in an airplane crash in November 1981. The person who raised me is a family friend who was a Homicide Detective for 33years, retired 1991, and is now a judge. I cannot release the facts of any case I worked on, ethically, and do not practice investigative work anymore.
Wicked did talk about a contract, as well as Vivid when the first season of 7 Lives Exposed was completed in 2001. At the time, I was the spokesperson for Digital G, and a regular on the show. You may call Robert Lombard at Creative Image Management anytime to validate this information, Playboy, and Devinn Lane.
I did continue my B film career when I could, because I love acting!
I did spend a lot of my time at the Compton Department, MCJ (Men's Central Jail), and other "fun" places that cops do not like to work at, and abuse the privilege of their position.
Anything else you would like to know?
While some facts may become lost in translation, I suggest to anyone who wishes to confirm facts to do so to the person in question.
Thank you for your time, and I hope this subject is now closed!
Love, Jacy
Moon writes: "Luke I'm trying to find out what happened to the Bengali pornstar "Jazmin" from "Bangladesh booty," please let me what you know."
That girl is absolutely beautiful! We shot her around two years ago for http://www.meanbitches.com . A week after we shot her for Meanbitches, her agent told us she was pregnant and retiring from the business. He gave us her number and we tried to contact her, but she said she was done with porn. I have not heard anything about her since then. Here's the trailer for the scene we shot: Jazmin - Mail Order Bride Trailer
Fred writes:
This trailer actually made me chuckle. The girl isn't that cute, though.
My guess is that in real life, the unhappy mail order brides split when they get their green cards, unless they are in a really dreary economic situation. Situations like this only occur in the imagination of a bored porner.
Was Jazmin happy or sad about being in porn? I report. You decide. Fair, balanced and unafraid.
Fred writes:
You might want to also point out for your readers that lukeisback.com is a no spin zone web site.
BTW, in that first photo of her, she looks about as happy as a root canal patient.
I type with one hand tied behind my back just to make it fair for the folks at AVN.
Khunrum writes:
I have quite a few stories. One older gent who met his Philippine 19 yr. old bride to be at George Bush Sr. International, waved to her and fell out from a stroke. He was bedridden and never made it to the alter. The girl married the maintenance man from her apt. complex. The most recent is an geezer of my acquaintance who recently married a young and extremely attractive girl in Vietnam. On the way back to Houston she suggested they stop off in L. A. to visit her sister. Upon arrival at sis' she told the old boy he could return to Houston anytime he wished but she had no intention of accompanying him, she was staying with the sister. btw He never got any poon for his time, money and effort....happens all the time. What's the moral of the story? Buyer Beware?
Sierra Sinn/Gia Paloma blow up
Sierra Sinn responds: "Wow is this what xpt has come to...completly fabricated stories....I would never steal anything from anyone! And f--- u if u think I did! I am not feeding in to this nonsence!"
Mason calls from the offices of Elegant Angel (home of her mentor Patrick Collins). She says she has not shot Gia Paloma in four years and knows nothing about the situation in this XPT post.
I call Sierra Tuesday afternoon. She said she hadn't worked with Gia in many months and that there had never been a problem between them.
I call Gia Paloma. She also denied the story. She said she'd never lost her IDs and had never had anything stolen on a porn set.
I Was Raped By This Wallaby
I noticed Luke`s rectum would loop out of the anus. Elenne says it was from straining on the pot. We didn't know at the time that Luke's condition was a result of being repeatedly sodomized by the wallabies that inhabited our back yard. That fixed itself as he grew older (we just pushed it back and finally it stayed).
Luke later told of us the experience: "The thing about a wallaby is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he rapes ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. And despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those wallabies come in and... they rape you to pieces."
Joe writes: "Sorry to hear about the assault that you suffered. Perhaps you could seek a support group, I think there is a bi-monthly marmot rape survivors group that meets at Richard Gere’s cabana. Perhaps you could convince them to expand their focus."
So Low - AVN ad page 39
Is this for real? It is an ad for movie titled 'So Low'.
Autoerotic Self Asphyxiation Warning: Contains scenes of extremely dangerous acts with possible permanent side-effects, up to, and including DEATH! 'The Most Controversial Film of the Year!'
Wow, I know AVN loves ads, but I never thought they would stoop so low!
Oren Cohen from Tightfit emails:
This movie is in no way a sensationalist effort to poke at people's "controversy" button. I made this movie with the intent of pushing our sexual boundaries in an interesting, compelling and non-misogynistic way. I practiced great care in casting women in this movie that actually enjoyed this and practiced it in their everyday lives. The result is a well shot movie featuring women cumming harder than I've ever seen them cum on camera before.
If anything this is a nice departure from the simplistic frat boy practice of trying to stuff as much matter into a woman's vagina and anus as her membrane will allow. If we didn't live in such a paranoid world void of self responsibility and common sense, the warning label would happily be omitted from my ad. .....no one was harmed. Everyone got off hard.
Mike South emails:
Kindly tell Oren that he is at the very least misinformed and more likely a complete idiot. There is no safe way to practice asphyxiation Sooner or later this practice will kill someone whether they enjoy it or not and it has already damaged many performers...they are just so stupid they dont know it yet.
Paperchase, an attorney, writes:
Too bad each buyer of this movie doesn't also get a complimentary copy of Roy Hazelwood, Dr. Park Dietz, and Ann Burgess's authoritative tome, "Autoerotic Fatalities" Lexington Press (1983).
If you buy this dreck, make sure to leave a note, so after you qualify for your local Darwin Awards, your Medical Examiner can check the right box on your death certificate. Unfortunately the choices will be limited to accident, or suicide. Not "too dumb to live".
Its too bad that instead of featuring the standard copyright warning, this tape couldn't open with someone like Dr. Deitz or former FBI Agent and behavioral profiler Roy Hazelwood telling the buyer in no uncertain terms that they're a shmuck for their interest in this particular kink. If they sell 3,000 tapes I will predict that it will be found at at least one death scene.