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August Book Sales

I made $120.45 in royalties, my best month of sales in a year.

The Producers: Profiles in Frustration: 17
XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without A Shul: 3
Yesterday's News Tomorrow: Inside American Jewish Journalism: 3

Adult-Entertainment Industry Donates $100,000 In Charity Sex To Hurricane Victims

VAN NUYS, CA—Citing the need for a "nationwide outpouring of love," the American Adult Entertainment Foundation announced Monday that it will donate $100,000 worth of charity sex to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. "We have truckloads of willing, wild, and wet porn-industry professionals heading to refugee centers right now to take it in every hole from Katrina survivors," said AAEF spokeslut Vivica Vixxxen. "We're ready for a no-holes-barred orgy of disaster-relief action." Vixxxen added: "Of course, we'll wait until the victims are rehydrated and rested up enough to manage it."

The Sex-Offender Lobby

LOS ANGELES--Did you know that in California, child molesters and rapists are a protected class? It's true. Not only are California landlords banned from using the state's Megan's Law database to decline renting their properties to sex offenders, they're not even allowed to warn other tenants that these paroled criminals are now their neighbors. If they do the first, they can be fined $25,000 for housing discrimination. But if they don't do the second, they can be sued for failing to protect tenants against a known danger.

Hans Moser aka Sascha Alexander Seriously Ill

He emails people:

I got a lot of e-mails now after this announcement: Yes, unfortunately I am seriously ill, but I want die so young. It is just that I can't work anymore 16 - 18 hours every day, while I have to get retreatment, otherwise I will be soon in a home, because I can't help myself. It is very difficult to accept this, while I was a very active person all my life, even a workoholic I was called. I had my 61 birthday on Septermber 30, and who tells me it is fantastig getting old, is a fucking asshole and liar in my eyes. My mind is still young, I dream every day about titts, asses and pussies, because I was born as a sexmaniac. This is probably why I could do a good job in this biz. But things have changed, the world got a real mess, most people don't appreciate if you try to do something from your heart and not thinking about money. That's why we have lost a lot of money in the last three years and it is not worth it to kill myself. The few people who have support us and hopefully will continue to do so, are unique people with taste, class, heart and loyalty to our work, to the most wonderful person I was blessed to meet in my life and was having eight wonderful years to share with them: SARAH YOUNG There will be never again a woman like her in this business for sure. God bless you all, Sascha Alexander

A Wife For Luke

Chaim Amalek writes:

Another year passes (on the Jewish calender), another year in which Luke has failed to find himself a wife. And yet he is popular with the ladies, is in wide circulation (unlike yours truely, whose girth has left him socially isolated). Why? As to all questions, the answer is to be found in Torah. Luke is single because he has failed to avial himself of the following time-tested techniques set forth in the bible for obtaining a wife:

1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. -- (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

2. Find a prostitute and marry her. -- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)

3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. -- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)

4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. -- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)

5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. -- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)

6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib. -- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)

7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a woman. -- Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)

8. Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife. -- David (I Samuel 18:27)

9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative of course.) -- Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)

10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. -- Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)

11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ...woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me." -- Samson (Judges 14:1-3)

12. Kill any husband and take HIS wife. (Prepare to lose your son though). -- David (2 Samuel 11)

13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea, it's the law). -- Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)

14. Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. -- Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)

15. A wife?...NOT!!! -- Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35

L.A. Branch of U.S. Attorney's Office Reportedly Views Obscenity Prosecutions as Very Low Priority

Mike Ramone writes on AVN.com:

Just had drinks with an old mainstream reporter friend of mine who has contacts within the L.A. branch of the U.S. Attorney's Office, who tell her they're being pressured by Washington to aggressively initiate obscenity prosecutions against our industry. The attitude of the L.A. branch, however, is that in this post 9/11 world, obscenity prosecutions are very low priority and hence, they're trying to stall Washington as much as possible - maybe like until 2008 when Bush is out of office? Stay tuned.

Did Hustler Features Editor Carolyn S-nclair trick Noam Chomsky?

The Hustler Tattler writes:

Allegations are swirling that Carolyn S-nclair lied to progressive icon Noam Chomsky in order to secure an interview which was published against Chomsky’s wishes in the September 2005 issue of Hustler.

In an e-mail to Nikki Craft at HustlingtheLeft.com, Noam Chomsky states: “I give 100s of interviews. I received a letter from someone named Sinclair, requesting an interview for a journal that she described as "the most politically progressive, outspoken entertainment magazine today.”

Sinclair states in her intro to the Chomsky piece: “…the revered professor and high-profile dissident sits down with HUSTLER for a frank discussion of real issues for real Americans. Now he's talking directly to HUSTLER readers.”

Except Chomsky says that he didn’t know he was talking to Hustler readers. He claims that Carolyn S-nclair misrepresented herself and never told him she was from Hustler.

Chomsky states: “When I was informed that Hustler was planning to publish something -- I had a letter sent to Sinclair insisting that they withdraw whatever they are planning to publish because they had completely misrepresented themselves, and also making it clear that I never would have agreed if I had known what the journal was; and that aside, they were not authorized to publish anything. There was no response.”

“As the letter to Hustler clearly explained, I would never have agreed to the interview if they had not so grossly misrepresented themselves, and if I had any idea what they were.”

Of course, only Sinclair and Chomsky know the truth, and the ever confident Carolyn S-nclair refuses to comment and dodges the question.

Interestingly, prior to Sinclair becoming Features Editor, Noam Chomsky refused all interview requests from Hustler. Why would Chomsky suddenly change his mind, unless he was misled?

It is important to note that this is the same Carolyn S-nclair, who, while freelancing for Hustler, reportedly asked several friends to “fix” her freelance articles before turning them in. Carolyn never told Hustler that she had other people writing for her and would take sole credit.

If true, this means that Sinclair had not written one feature on her own before becoming the Features Editor. Even when Sinclair borrows from others, she doesn't get it right. She often misquotes William Shakespeare when writing "Asshole of the Month" for Hustler. She is fond of stating, "Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much."

The actual line from Hamlet, third chapter, section two reads, "The lady doth protest too much, me thinks."

Apparently, Research Director/Assistant Managing Editor Mark Johnson, who fact checks for Hustler, is equally daft in the words of old Billy.

Myspace Murderer a Photographer?

Tara writes:
Taylor Behl, a 17 yr old student from VA, has been found murdered. For those that weren't following the story, her body turned up yesterday in a shallow grave and was confirmed to be that of Taylor Behl. I'm not sure how she met the prime suspect, Ben Fawley, but he claims to be an amateur photographer and is being held by authorities. She has a MySpace page and to see the comments from people while she was missing right up to finding the body is pretty sad and intense. I don't think they ever mentioned MySpace on the news but keep in mind that there are over 30 million people on this network so the odds are pretty good that you'll interact with some psychos and possibly some predators along the way (male or female). Just be careful and use common sense especially if you are female. I know firsthand the amount of emails that women get every day, half from guys posing as amateur photographers. It's a shame that a site such as this has had so much negative publicity lately.

Her Myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/doowop

The story on Fox News: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,171446,00.html

Adultcon Goes Kaboom!

Tara writes:
Adultcon 9 was a total fiasco. My story is up on FreePornStarPix.com and I'll be adding the photos shortly.

Reality TV Sex Scandal

Leslie writes:
Hi Luke! Do you remember Gwen Rogers? She's that stripper from Washington D.C.(Internet nude model) and some years ago,you had a steamie conversation with her on the phone. She was trying to get you to get her name out of your web site since she was erronously listed at a popular escort site(can't remember if it was NiCi or whatever)In short,I just went to her site today(I use to go to Alexa.com from time to time and see how slowly these girls loose popularity)and just discovered her site is down(except for the front page)and she explains that it is because of that sex scandal with one of the reality T.V. show actor who did some porn pictures with her,prior to being famous(kind of a Celebrity sex video scandal)I never did hear about this(until today)but it did happen...about a year ago though.

Jokers Update

Monday's Tidbits

- Skeeter Kerkove writes: "The Devils Hellion Child, Skeeter Kerkove 666 is not working on any shemale projects of any kind, only 18 years old.com , which features regular girls, no shemales."

- The Gia Paloma/Coffee Ron wedding is a total publicity stunt, as if I even needed to say that out loud.

- After a brief departure from porn of 24 hours, director Sal Genoa has returned to Anabolic/Diabolic. His new career in Colorado didn't pan out as expected.

- Former industry publicist Carly Milne is releasing her first book, Naked Ambition, today. The book is an anthology of writings from women in and around the adult industry discussing their theories, passions and interests surrounding porn. It includes writings from Nina Hartley, Theresa Flynt of the Hustler empire, porn star Tera Patrick, Village Voice sex columnist Tristan Taormino, author Violet Blue, web mistress Joanna Angel, Internet entrepreneur Danni Ashe, Wicked's Joy King and porn star turned writer/director Stormy Daniels, web curator Hester Nash, Variety's Dana Harris, Wired's Regina Lynn, Stuff Magazine's Laura Leu, and Club Jenna's Linda Johnson, among many others. "The book gives voice to the new generation of women shaping not only what sexual material we consume, but how we think and talk about sex," says Milne.

Jesse Jane Stars in "The Vomitorium"

Steve from The Opie & Anthony Show writes:
Thought you might be interested to know that Jesse Jane and Carmen Luvana were on O&A this morning promoting "PIRATES"... interview was going well, then Jesse Jane got up to puke...

Don't know what that was about, but needless to say, the interview ended fairly quickly after that.

Audio is going up on Foundry soon...

I'm sure if you ask Adella, she had food poisoning. A saint like Jesse Jane would never indulge in sinful behavior.

Larry writes:

She caught the same virus as Teagan... she's pregnant!

Jaded Video Popped?

The last online retailer who openly sells Max Hardcore's movies, including his European editions, has been offline since early this morning. Have Max's legal problems with the FBI spilled over?

The Long-Awaited Red Light in Bahamas Dirt

A Little Birdie writes:
Red Light District decided to send 20 girls to the Bahamas for this award show hosted by Interscope Records. Stars like Kanye West and Eminem were there. The girls arrived and found out there were no hotel rooms. The whole island was booked up, so they just picked up some dudes and hung out in their rooms. One of the girls got assaulted. One was thrown in jail because she attacked a hotel receptionist. Jewel De'Nyle's mom and dad were in charge of the whole thing, they went there with the girls and they disappeared, after telling the girls that they were supposed to fuck anybody that asked. No communication was possible, the happy swingers couple (the De'Nyles) went by themselves to enjoy the show without the girls. A complete fiasco that cost David J. a nice $60,000. Looks like finally, after Jewel got thrown out of the company, her retarded family is following.
Ralph C from Red Light District responds:
All the talent had rooms by the evening of arrival and never "picked up some dudes and hung out in their rooms."

The "assault" was a drink thrown on one of the talent, and the "arrest" was a "false charge" and she was released. Jewels parents never said any such thing, never left the side of the talent in any public appearances; did not attend the "show"; Jewel is still part of Platinum X, and none of the three are or are planned to be "thrown" out!

Red Light District and Platinum X appreciate Interscope, their hospitality and the majority of the talent who conducted themselves in a professional and undramatic fashion throughout.

Judeo-Pagan Chicks Rule

L-ke Ford Fan Blogger writes on http://yourmoralleader.blogspot.com:
L-ke Ford has asked me to guest blog for him (again). I reluctantly agreed (again) -- knowing full well that I was about to get screwed (again).

Because some people think I lie -- which is rubbish -- here, in full, is Mr Ford's original email sent to me before his trip to Europe: "Would you like to guest blog on l-keford.net?"

Mr Ford is certainly a man of few words, and those few words clearly state that I was offered to blog on his main site, not his backup blog: a blog with a horrible template; a blog that nobody reads; a blog that I didn't even know existed until he told me that he had changed his mind that I wasn't to pollute his precious l-keford.net site with my potentially offensive scribblings. And now he's doing it to me again -- and, worse still, making no announcement whatsoever that there will be guest bloggers during his Tampa trip.

What is My Moral Leader thinking? Is he trying to humiliate me? Was I too understated in communicating my displeasure at being banished here during L-ke Ford's Euro Teen Tour 2005?

According to Kate Fox, as cited by L-ke Ford:

Ideally, the English male would rather not issue any definite invitation at all, sexual or social, preferring to achieve his goal through a series of subtle hints and oblique manoeuvres, often so understated to be almost undetectable. This "uncertainty" principle has a number of advantages: the English male is not required to exhibit any emotions ...
That sounds just like me! Apparently Mr Ford's Cro-Magnon Australian brain doesn't get subtlety. Obviously I have been overly oblique and emotionally restrained. So I will put things in terms that Mr Ford can understand:

HOW DARE YOU TREAT ME -- YOUR NUMBER ONE[ish] FAN -- THIS WAY, YOU BASTARD!

I'm so furious. I can't even think straight. My blogging will be even more lame than usual.

I wouldn't mind it so much if I could get a straight answer out of the dude. He still won't tell me why he de-linked my fan site. He won't tell me when, or if, he will pay the $100 he owes me from my first stint as a guest blogger. He wouldn't even explain to me why he's going to Tampa. When I pressed him, he answered obliquely, almost English-like, something about a big convention for moral leaders.

"Oh really?" I said. "I suppose your moral leader, the Great Dennis Prager, will be attending?"

"I don't know, maybe ..." Rat Bastard mumbled.

"Speak up," I demanded.

Rat Bastard said: "I gotta pack. Bye."

Well, I've been doing some research on the Internet about this moral leader conference. And, yes, indeed such a meeting is taking place between October 6-11 in Tampa, Florida. It's a convention of leading Jewish theologians from across America. All the different branches of the Jewish family will be there: Orthodox, Conservative, Reform, Reconstructionist, Humanistic (i.e., atheist), Judeo-Pagan.

The Judeo-Pagan delegation especially caught my eye. They're all females. That's a bit strange, I thought. Then again the Judeo-Pagans are different. They don't observe the Halakhah. They don't even believe in the Jewish G-d. Rather, they believe in doing whatever you feel, whenever you feel like it, which kind of defeats the purpose of religion doesn't it? You'd think.

A lot of them seem to be converts, or at least that's the impression I got from looking at the names of the various Judeo-Pagan rabbis set to speak. Some like Rabbi Katie Gold and Rabbi Daphne Rosen are presumably ethnic Jews, but others I'm not so sure about. Rabbis Mari Possa, Rita Faltoyano, and Flower Tucci sound ethnic Italians. Rabbi Carmen Luvana could be Cuban, but there's a small Jewish community in Cuba, so it's difficult to know for sure. Rabbi Courtney Cummz, who will be lecturing on the concept of Tikkun Olam, doesn't sound Jewish at all. I'll have to ask Mr Ford about this when he returns from the conference -- assuming he's still talking to me.

Al Czervix Is Back

Luke is in Tampa for the Digital Playground Show, I mean Tampa Show, and I have again been asked to fill this space with my musings in his absence.

This rant has been building up for a few weeks, so bare with me. I know the sector we call "adult industry news" isn't exactly 60 Minutes, but the way these "journalists" shill for the industry is pretty silly. The reason Luke is enjoyed so much by fans is that he always speaks up and doesn't really shill for anyone (I'm not kissing ass cause he lets me write here... I first came to know Luke because I was a fan of his). A few weeks ago I leaked on this site that Defiance director Vincent Voss was none other than Metro director Michael Adams. Adams has been in the business for years, and is known by just about everyone by now. For months we had been reading stories about this mysterious new director on numerous gossip sites. But no one mentioned who he was. How can a certain goateed industry journalist churn out story after story referring to Voss without mentioning his alter ego? Is this pro wrestling? Are we protecting kayfabe?

On a similar note is Jeff Mullen's "Bride of Frankenstein" herself, Britney Rears. I can only assume Jeff came up with his idea for this media blitz, and decided to pluck a girl out of the porno ranks for just this purpose. He chose Jessica Sweet, a cute blonde with nice tits who had made her name chugging black dick and getting gangbanged. When I saw Jessica at an industry event over the summer, I made some joke about her previous identity. She got legitimately angry for me bringing it up. Are all fans expected to be so stupid as to not figure this out? Of course the same veteran writer only refers to her on his site as "Britney Rears."

When Jules Jordan changes his name to a symbol or Chico Wang starts playing Donald Duck at Disneyland, I promise I'll be the first to spill the beans.

Response To Max Hardcore Raid?

As of 9:45pm PDT tonight the MeatCash site Piss Mops has been taken down... probably in response to the Max Hardcore raids. Last week the site Yellow Discipline announced it was no longer taking new signups, but is still online.

On Set With With Tanya Danielle's Lesbian Centerfolds For Cherry Boxxx

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Wednesday, October 5. 10:45am.

I hear that performer/director Rex Cabo (Lance Heywood) threw himself off a building (April 29, 2005) on top of Modica's Deli (455 E Ocean Blvd) in Long Beach, landing on a police car and dying.

Cops like to stop by the deli for free food.

From Finland, Saana says American porn is harder, more aggressive, but the scenes move more quickly.

Tanya last worked for Jim Holliday in the summer of 2004. She made about 20 movies for Jim, and another 30 for other directors such as today's Rick Davis as well as Brad Armstrong. She only does girl-girl.

Tanya complains that she has splinters. We wonder where she got them from.

"There's no wood on set," notes still photographer Rick Shameless.

Dale Jordan says Tory Lane (done about 100 movies) has the best attitude and is a pleasure to work with.

After just four months of knowing each other, Tory and Rick married in Las Vegas. She stopped doing guys on camera.

"I started out as a Hooters girl," says Tory, 23. "Then a stripper. Then it's all downhill from there.

"The way that I acted, the way that I portrayed Tory Lane as so crazy, was because I was single. So who cares? Of course I was going to be wild and fun. But now I have my husband, so there's no need for me..."

Rick has a blowjob line coming out called "All Girls Suck."

Tory: "As long as he comes home to me...

"Nothing phases us. He's like my best friend. We're partners.

"My mom loves him. My dad hasn't met him yet.

"When we were driving back from Vegas, I called my dad and told him [and her father exploded in anger]. He hangs up on me and then calls back and says, 'I'm sorry for yelling but you're my oldest daugher and I had this whole wedding planned for you and you eloped on me."

Tory laughs. "He's going to meet my father October 27. I've met his mom. She's wonderful."

Luke: "What do you love and hate about porn?"

Tory: "I love the money, dah, the craziness of it. It's me. I dislike girls who are giving girls like me bad names. Drugs, flaking. They think they can come and go as they want but they're not going to get as much work."

Lane began practicing ballet at six and yearned to become a ballerina. At 16, she lost her virginity. In highschool she hung out with potheads and got a B-average. Soon after turning 18, she became a stripper.

Tory caresses the dented front-end of her sports car. "I made an illegal move. I crossed a double-yellow-line. Nobody got hurt luckily.

"I'm just living it up now."

Saana will quit the industry in the next month to get married to an American. She quit LADirectModels.com last week.

I meet little brunette Kylee King. She says no photos (until, I presume, she gets make-up).

In porn six months, she's done about 40 movies. "I had to take my website down because of the new laws [2257 regulations]."

Before porn, she was a kindergarten teacher.

I have a 22-minute chat on the couch with the star of today's show -- Tanya Danielle (bisexual), who's appearing in three scenes.

"I started dancing about eight years ago," she says. "I did my first movie five years ago.

"I want to save [boy-girl] sex for my personal life, at least for now.

"My father was a civil engineer. I remember him telling me that there are very few lawyers that can read and understand engineering material. He said that would be a great way for somebody to make a living if they had a facile understanding of engineering and could litigate in court. I wanted to do that and that never happened.

"I was a very good student. I came to LA [from San Francisco] to go to UCLA and I started dancing to make extra money and I was going to drop out for a quarter and never went back. Someday.

"I was never a cheerleader in highschool. We used to laugh at the cheerleaders. I did sports, track and cross-country. We used to sneer at anybody who'd be a cheerleader. Why would you stand on the sidelines and cheer for a bunch of men when you could be competing?

"I just had a couple of friends in highschool. I didn't have a crowd. We were independent. We thought we didn't need to go to class as long as we were all on the honor roll. That didn't go over well. We went to an all-girls private school. We wore uniforms. They were not sexy -- a sailor blouse and a seesucker blue skirt. I didn't like being confined in a school...

"The area I came from was liberal. As I've travelled around, I've been surprised at how people condemn the adult industry. They're threatened by women who are comfortable with their sexuality.

"Dancing kinda fries your brain. There's a small vocal percentage of guys who are really rude and when you get off work sometimes the last thing you want to see is another dude. But I know how to separate reality from what happens inside a strip club. The guys in there are spending money and some of them get very bitter.

"Because I don't work with men, [Adult work] hasn't been a big impediment [to relationships]."

Luke: "They don't throw in your face, 'Well, you do porn.'"

Tanya: "I've said horrible things in arguments too, so..."

Luke: "Which part of your work do you enjoy the most?"

Tanya: "I've always enjoyed doing still photos more than anything. I'm more partial to looking at them. I don't own a television. I don't watch TV or movies at all. I like still images because it lets your mind develop more of a story instead of having everything told to you.

"I'm not on the road. I did that for a couple of years, but I found I could make as much money at home. On the road, I wasn't a big star. I wasn't getting Jenna Jameson money.

"I read a lot. I like to write about random experiences, people I know, characters I run into. Weird episodes. You get a lot of those working in this industry.

"Most of this writing I can't put on my website. I have people come to the website for entertainment and to be uplifted and read fun stuff. I don't know that the guy in Germany wants to hear about some of it.

"A lot of them are dancing stories. You meet weird people. I worked at a peepshow. Some of the guys come in to put on a show and shove weird stuff up their..."

Luke: "Do you have guys give you a Bible?"

Tanya: "Oh yeah. This guy Jerry, I was working at the Century Theatre near LAX, and he would give all the girls a little Bible. He'd get dances and he must torn up by guilt. He'd be moaning through the whole dance. He'd make orgasm voices. Everybody knew him. He'd always say, 'God bless. Jesus loves you.' And he'd hand you a Bible.

"I worked at a club where two girls were arrested for the attempted murder of a third girl at the club.

"If you're on a set, you see the folks for one day. If you're in a club, you get to know them. Some of it is kind of sad. I've worked with women who were reduced to giving blowjobs in San Pedro for $15. They've had this precipitous disturbing slide downhill, but I don't want to put that on my website because people just want to go there and enjoy naked chicks."

Tanya's favorite author if Larry McMurtry. "Lonesome Dove is the great American novel."

Tanya says she gets nervous a lot. "I focus on breathing techniques. I've been reading about that and trying to calm down. I've had nasty panic attacks all my life. Really bad."

Luke: "How did your family react to your getting into Adult?"

Tanya: "We'd already lost touch by that point. We're still not in touch. My sister told my parents. I'm sure they're not happy. I had a conversation with my mother. I said, 'Your friends don't watch porn. Tell them I'm a missionary in South America.'"

Before her implants (two operations because of scar-tissue from the first one) six years ago, Tanya was flat-chested. "I couldn't even find a bra that would fit. There was no point wearing a bra." Now she measures 36-DD.

"I thought it would help me make more money. It didn't make any difference.

"I normally dress sloppily, so [the implants] didn't make a difference [in real life]. I just look like a fat chick.

"I run every day, maybe three of or four miles. No, it doesn't hurt my back. Everyone asks that."

Tanya lost her virginity at 18, after she'd left highschool.

Luke: "How did you consider dancing?"

Tanya: "It was a fantasy. I never thought I could do it. When people now ask me that, they always think it was a desperate act. That I couldn't do anything else. It was the opposite. It was to see if I could do it. I was an Art History major. I became disillusioned by academia. The self-important professors and their need to publish and make everybody buy their book. I was frustrated in college. I probably shouldn't have dropped out, but there's plenty of time to go back.

"I went to London a couple of years ago [to dance]. It was a miserable experience. They were the most condescending people. Dancing is not highly regarded there. I cut my trip short and went home. They were so rude. If you were there dancing, you were a desperate hooker. They could treat you anyway.

"I got in a taxi to go back to my hotel and the cab driver made a derogatory comment. He tried to overcharge me for the two-block ride. I threw coins at his head. He went nuts. I jumped out of the cab and got into my hotel. He tried to chase me.

"South America is dangerous. There's an undertone of resentment towards Americans. They depend on the tourism but they'd do something to do you if they could. Mexico is the same way."

Bill writes:

Luke, I don't know how Jews deal with sin but you will have to account for the photos of the beautiful brunette [Tory Lane, married to Rick Shameless] holding the brown (beer?) bottle. It's obvious they were taken with lust in your heart. Thanks, she's attractive in those photos.

Your downfall will be Tory Lane. You will enjoy it immensely with no regrets when you pick up the pieces of your life later and limp back to the hovel. Good times are ahead for you.

Hugh Hefner's Girls

A source writes me:

He was familiar with Christi Shake and Charis Boyle. He said that Charis had always talked of being in Playboy when she lived back east with her well to do husband who owned a popular night club. In order to achieve her dream, she had ALOT of plastic surgery according to him. He said that she'd literally had her entire face redone, cheeks, lips, eyes, etc.

When Charis finally did become a Playmate, she threw a huge party at her husband's club. Charis did spend some time in the Hefner party posse, so obviously she spent it there as a married lady, because she wanted to be a Playmate that badly. He also told me that Christi Shake worked as a stripper back east. Her Playboy bio omits that fact and lists her as a college student 'discovered' by Playboy.

I also found another interview of Jill Ann Spaulding, the woman who wrote a tell all book about life at the Playboy mansion. She mentioned that during one of the sex nights, one of the girls present was a 36 year old who wanted very badly to be a Playmate and that afterwards, the woman in question did become a Playmate, the oldest one ever. That is a powerful clue and can only be Rebecca Ramos, who is listed at 35 when she became a Playmate.

This GAUGE needs recalibrating...

Dirty Bob writes on AVN.com:

Gauge was nothing more than a last-minute fill-in. I still remember how, recently in Ohio, Gauge let some personal beef with one of the Flynts cause her to flake on her fans who came to see her at Hustler Hollywood Ohio. She stayed in the office and pouted rather than meet her fans at this scheduled store signing. Still, we had one plane seat to fill, so grudgingly, I agreed - I assumed that she may still have some lingering name value despite her long hiatus from the business. I thought I was doing her a favor...

Max Hardcore Raided by FBI

Peter Warren reports for AVN:

ALTADENA, Calif. - Max Hardcore’s studio, Max World Entertainment, was raided approximately 10 a.m. today by FBI agents searching for five titles being investigated for obscenity by the Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section (CEOS) of the Department of Justice.

The titles under investigation are Pure Max 16: Euro Version, Max Hardcore Fists of Fury 3, Max Hardcore Extreme Schoolgirls 6: Euro Version, Max Hardcore Golden Guzzlers 5 and Max Hardcore Golden Guzzlers 6.

XPT thread ADT

Tyra Banks Vs. Tyra Banxxx

From The Internet Movie Database:

The woman who has been making Tyra Banks' life a misery came face-to-face with the supermodel on her TV chat show. Adult film star Tyra Banxxx stunned the model/TV star when she appeared on the front cover of porn industry magazine Xtreme, dressed up to look like the real Tyra. In a taped segment on her daily show, which will air on Thursday, Banks confronted her doppelganger and declared she's taking her name back. Banks also told Banxxx, whose real name is Alana, how shocked she was upon first hearing that the Xtreme magazine cover girl was using her name. She says, "For a second I was like, 'Did they put my head on someone else's body?' I thought that it really did look like me. The first thing that went through my head... It wasn't anger, it was more of a curiosity, and an empathy like, 'Where does this girl come from... And what led her to this?'" Banxxx has agreed to retire her name, insisting she never intended to offend her heroine. She tells the real Tyra, "Growing up, everyone always said I should be a model and everyone said I looked like you... You're an inspiration to me." By way of thanks for letting the name go without legal action, Banks has offered to help her doppelganger escape the adult film world and find employment in another field.

Joseph Eklind Vs John Bennett

Maybe I should stop by Broward County court house Friday AM and watch the Joseph B. Elkind vs. NetMgt and their attorneys.

Donna Hahner Getting Kickbacks?

The Hustler Tattler writes:

According to a source at LFP, Hustler Editorial Director Bruce David says that LFP Corporate VP Donna Hahner is "getting kickbacks" from Western Laser, the company that prints Hustler. Bruce claims the art department told him that there were cheaper printers out there.

Bruce believes that Hahner is pocketing kickbacks from Western Laser and that's why she refuses to switch to a cheaper printer. Could Bruce be planning to push Donna out of a job like he did to Allan McDonnell? He’s made no secret of his wish for a job on the 10th floor (executive offices).